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"Im home alone with aimie this weekend"- Wesley
"She'll be working all weekend"-Wesley
"I was hoping you'd say she was your sister" - Mikey
"Its a supermarket, I have to touch everything"-Mikey
"Sure Im used to it by now"-Wesley
"I know Im not straight but i dont care" Mikey on reversing (we think)
"Half my ass is in a hole"-Mikey
"Its the 21st Century, its alright for boys to shake hands" -Stephen
"I prefer the french way"- Wesley
"I saw ya coming"- Wesley
"It wont be long until your in the pub discussing who died from the class with your friends"-Our principal at our LC Graduation mass.
"we didnt play for that long.feckin wrists got sore"-Wesley
"I don't want to know what Wesley's fetish is"-Charlene
"Oh look, He's coming!" Mikey on Wesley
"I stuck my hand in and just felt around because i was too lazy to open it" - Charlene
"Ya know what to do, just give it a good fuck"-Stephen to Charlene
"you were almost their, you were just a little bit short" Charlene to Stephen
"Thats a fine big cone ya got their mikey" - Charlene
"I think im starting to come up" - Wesley
"Its like London bridge, up and down all day"-Mikey on... em... eh...London bridge
"Fumbling with your ruler" & "Floppy yardstick" -Our Accounting lecturer
"We used to play red arse, it was so much fun" Wesley
"I offered to do it for him but he said he'd do it himself"- Siobhan on Wesley
"Id prefer to see your ass than X's ass any day" - Unknown
"Wesley hasn't been with anyone his own age"-Michael Sheridan
Wesley replies "Yes I have, Mikey, Belinda"
"Wesley wouldn't give ya the steam off his piss"-Siobhan
"to boil an egg"-Charlene
"You weren't in my bed last night for the first time in ages" Siobhan to Stephen
"The Stats one doesn't wear a bra, cos I was close to her"-Siobhan
"Oh God, Im awful hot" -Siobhan
"He'd be good for a ride when the eggs are being fried"-Charlene
"Wheres Your house"
"Where are you"
"Outside your house"-Wesley
"Stephen wouldn't say say sorry to a wall if he hit it"-Siobhan
"Who was Shelock's partner, Was it Holmes?"-Charlene
"I dont know how girls can spend €150 on a pair of jeans, I'd rather buy a skirt"- Wesley
"He'd be good for a poke if the telly was broke"- Charlene
"I'll need someone to put suncream on my back"-Mikey
Wesley replies "Ya Bollocks"
Mikey replies "No, just my back"
"be sexable"-Stephen to charlene after a night on the town
"That girl in the orange skirt isnt wearing underpants"-Mikey
"Anthony was under the sheets and me and Emily were under the blankets"-Wesley
"Of coarse i wash my clothes, You dont expect me to go around in soiled underwear do ya?" -Wesley admitting that he poos in his pants.
"I dont care how chuck and larry do it, just how me and you do it"-Mikey to Wesley
"Better late than pregnant"-Charlene
"I want another go. give me my purse"-Charlene on gambling
"it was the ride of my life"Mikey on Wesley
"Anthony was under the covers and me and Emily were on top"-Wesley
"IM NOT SEX DEPRIVED"-Wesley
"I dont know where he's getting it from"-Siobhan
"I dont know why he's so worried, XXX wouldn't know what to do with a women if he got his hands on one"-Siobhan
"Whats this?"-Wesley on a something or other?
'NO PART OF ME HAS EVER BEEN F**KED'-Mikey
'HOW DO YOU SPELL ARSENE'-Belinda
'IVE NEVER SEEN A BOG'(said on bus in Partry)-Belinda
'IS ACHILL ISLAND NEAR THE SEA'-Mary
'IS SIOBHAN THE ONLY PERSON WHO LIVES IN ACHILL'-Mary
'I DONT KNOW HOW GIRLS CAN SPEND €150 ON JEANS ID RATHER BUY A SKIRT ok wesley-Wesley
'IS A SAUSAGE A FRUIT OR A VEGETABLE'-Belinda
'DO WE GET PROTECTIVE CLOTHING?-Mikey on go karting
I think its best we leave some of these quotes anonymous. If anyone has any more leave a comment and ill put them up.
4 Comments 302 weeks
Q. What does a GMIT student call a NUIG student after graduation?
Q. If you see a DIT student on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
Q. Why don't they have Christmas at DCU?
A. They can't find three wise men and a virgin.
Q. How can you tell if a Trinity student is heterosexual?
A. He can outrun his roommate!
Q. What do you get when you drive quickly through the Carlow campus?
A. An undergraduate degree.
Q. What's the first thing a BESS bird does when she wakes up in the
A. Walks home.
Q. How do they separate the men from the boys at Trinity?
A. With a restraining order.
Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Carlow?
A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.
Q. Did you hear that the library at DIT Kevin Street burned down?
A. Naturally, the students were very upset....some of the books weren't
Q. Why do Sligo IT graduates put a copy of their diploma in the window of
A. So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q. How do you get a IT grad off your front porch?
A. Pay him for the pizza.
Q. What do tornadoes and Arts graduates have in common?
A. They both end up in trailer parks.
Q. How many Trinity students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. One - he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him
Q. How many UCD students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two - One to change the bulb and one more to explain how they did it
every bit as well as any TCD student.
Q. How many NUI Maynooth students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Three - One to change it and two to figure out how to get high off
the old one.
Q What do you have when 100 CORPORATE Law students are buried up to their neck
A. Not enough sand.
Q. What do Enviormental Science students use for birth control?
A. Milkyway wrappers.
Q. You are trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a UCC
student. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A. Shoot the UCC student...twice.
Q: What do u call a LIT student in a suit?
A: The Defendant
Q:What do u call a UL graduate in a suit? A: The LIT students lawyer
0 Comments 325 weeks
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Gregg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
17) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,
1 Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
19) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
20) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
21) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
22) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
23) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
24) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
25) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to other passnegers, this is MY personal Space!
0 Comments 347 weeks