Pick The Month You Were Born

1 - I Fell In Love With
2 - I Ate A
3 - I Smacked
4 - I Sang To
5 - I Gave My Number To
6 - I Killed
7 - I Shot
8 - I Gave A Lap Dance To
9 - I Choked On
10 - I Made Out With
11 - I Had Sex With
12 - I Stabbed

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1st - A Homeless Guy
2nd - A Kebab
3rd - A Banana
4th - A Sandwich
5th - A Mexican
6th - A Stuffed Animal
7th - A Hooker
8th - A Lamp
9th - My Best Friend
10th - A Goat
11th - My Dog
12th - A Ninja
13th - The Computer
14th - A Football Player
15th - My Neighbour
16th - Myself
17th - A Soda
18th - A Llama
19th - A Baby
20th - A Gangster
21nd - A Permanent Marker
22nd - My Dad
23rd - A Chair
24th - My Psychiatrist
25th - A Policeman
26th - My Brother
27th - My sister
28th - A Baseball Bat
29th - A DVD Player
30th - A Paperclip
31th - My Mobile Phone

The Colour Of Your Top?

White - Because I Was High.
Black - Because I Was Drunk.
Pink - Because I Was Bored.
Red - Because The Voices Told Me To.
Blue - Because I Do What I Want.
Green - Because I Hate Myself.
Purple - Because I'm Naked.
Gray - Because I'm Mentally Disturbed.
Yellow - Because Someone Offered Me 1,000,000 Quid
Shirtless - Because I Was Horny
Orange - Because I Hate My Family.
Brown - Because I Was Hungry.
Other - Because Im Well 'Ard.

A- Damn good in bed.
B-You are always fun when it comes to meeting new people.
C- Your wild and crazy
D-You have trouble trusting people.
E-You're loyal to those you love.
F-People totally adore you
G-Love is something you deeply believe in.
H-You have very good personality and looks.
I-You have a nice ass ;-)
J-Everyone loves you.
K- You like to try new things
L-You have big boobs.
M-success comes easily to you.
N-Have a big warm heart.
O-You love foreplay
P-You are popular with all types of people.
Q-You are a hypocrite.
R-You are very hot and sexy!
S-People think you are so sexy
T-You are the best in bed.
U-You are really chill.
V-You are not judgemental.
W-You are very broad minded.
X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do
Y-One of the hardest gangsters alive
Z-You're Super cool.

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