it was the most sleazy, rancid, filthy most beautiful place i have ever been. Was strange having incedible women looking at me thru a window but i choose not to pleasure them, i let big d do a double shift. everyones stoned and theres crazy amercian homeless people calling God a rapist. it's mad

Soupi "that was the best night of my life, and at times the worst"
D "You have to use the four point check, if they dont pass the 4 points its a rip off like soupis" (mike got one tick)
Soupi "Im fragile"
Keith and Soupi "We build this city on rock and roll"
Dan "im either getting a prostitute, or doing shrooms, and i really wanna do shrooms"

Choose Chelski. Choose never winning the European Cup. Choose to be knocked out of Europe and still use the claim you were the better team. Choose to waste countless millions. Choose to support a team from a city you have never been to. Choose whining about penalties every week. Choose to settle for boring close matches. Choose paying over the odds for a second rate player before selling him the next season. Choose cheating. Choose not to condemn your player when he’s found wasting his millions in an airport casino. Choose to spend your career in the reserves because the money’s good. Choose a demented midget as your captain and call him an inspiration. Choose to waste 30 million on Shevchenko. Choose the arrogance to claim you only need 24 players in your squad then moan you can barely field a side. Choose a Dutch center back as your “big number 9”. Choose not to be liked by anyone and pretend to love it. Choose going to intimidate the referee at halftime every time you’re losing. Choose not honoring the contract you have with your boyhood club to pick up 100k a week. Choose playing well for club and fucking up for country. Choose threatening to quit in January because the chairman won’t give you £20 million for a new striker. Choose nearly going bankrupt before being bought by the Russian mafia. Choose Gavin Peacock. Choose to belittle the media and constantly tell them there against you before saying you should have won 4-0 not lost 1-0. Choose to forget 1954-2004 ever existed. Choose to change the team you play with every season. Choose to shield your players from TV interviews until they can speak English and justify their diving. Choose an arrogant, over confident Portuguese twat as your manager. Choose to buy yourself out of your kit deal because adidas are paying more. Choose to tell the world your spending £40 million on Stevie G before having him snub you to win the European cup. Choose tapping up other teams best players and spending £10 million on a coach. Choose wishing you were United. Choose making Ballack the world’s highest played player before playing him and clogging up the midfield. Choose to sign the world’s best striker before realizing he couldn’t hit a barn door. Choose to go for the quadruple and end up with Fuck All. Choose embarrassment. CHOOSE CHESKI

Smith also claimed that London Irish playmaker Mike Catt was "taken out by Neil Best" in the first minute of the game and the England international had to go off injured at half-time.

"As a result, he (Catt) carried a shoulder injury throughout the first half. Neil Best got a penalty and we might be without Catty for up to a month.

"It should have been dealt with by the match officials.

"It was just one illustration of what's been a very interesting two weeks playing against this mob."

Rugby Rocks