Four men were sat in a pub discussing what the fastest thing in the world is, the first man said "the mind is the fastest thing in the world because before you can think about something, your already thinking about something else." The second man replies, "yes that is fast but i think the eyelid is faster, because you can blink several times without thinking about it." "No i think your wrong there." Says the third "the light switch is the fastest thing in the world, because you can flick a light switch on and as soon as you do, anywhere in the world a light will come on." The three men nod their heads and agree that is the fastest thin in the world when the fourth man says "i know something faster, because last night i had a bad case of dihorreia, and before i could think about it, blink, or switch the light on i'd shit myself!"

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