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Gordon Smart

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  • Male, 33, Luv 22
  • from Kinross
  • I am Married
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  • Member since: April 2005
  • Last active: 7/24/12
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
Gordon Smart of The Sun newspaper, son of Carol and Dr Drew. Brother of Graeme the Fife dentist and Andrew the sensible one.
Married to Kate, formerly Leishman, formerly a Par, now a Hibee.
Living in the Big Smoke earning a crust making mischief in tabloid newspapers.
Bizarre Editor at the paper now, which is unreal.
Still see the usual suspects.
Hopefully Kate and I will be breeding a football team and moving back to God's Country to live in a big hoose in the country sometime.
We've now got a puppy - Lord Fletcher. What a character.

Get in touch rubberbums. Come to London for some nonsense...

www.myspace.com/goagssmarty
Music
Oasis, Stone Roses, Kasabian, Ian Brown, Jersey Budd, Primal Scream, Scott Matthews, Peter, Bjorn and John, Unkle, DJ Shadow, James Brown, The Roots, Massive Attack, Lucky Jim, Isa and The Filthy Tongues, Richard Ashcroft, Richard Hawley, Arctic Monkeys, Happy Mondays, Black Grape, Smog, Johnny Cash, Hot Chip, The View, The Enemy, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Kings of Leon, Seasick Steve, The Prodigy, The Killers, The Fratellis, Franz Ferdinand and The Proclaimers ya radge.
Films
Dead Man's Shoes, Spies Like Us, Weird Science, Risky Business, Goodfellas, Restless Natives, Braveheart, Gladiator, The Godfather Trilogy, Anchorman, The Goonies, Get Carter, Batman Returns, Connery as Bond, Trainspotting, This Wonderful Life and on and on and on
Sports
Football, watching Hibs at the Leith San Siro. Playing for Ibis. Golf. Skiing. Watching rugby - silly game to play.
Scared Of
Clowns, Papa Lazarou, death, disease, nuclear war, terrorism and kidney punches. Getting skelped with a MiniMitre on a cold, wet day. Still shit scared of Radge Ronnie Reid.
Happiest When
Eating, sleeping, at cinema, in steam rooms, after exercise, breaking wind in the bath and spending time doing nowt in the flat. Gardening. Yep, gardening. Walking the dog.Reminiscing about climbing trees and making death slides in the woods with Jamie Hilton. Thinking about Danny's van.
Heroes
My dad, his dad, my other grandad Harry. Franck Sauzee, Noel Gallagher, Fraser Scalley and the Gidgie Gang from '85 at KGV Pavillion. Scully the Manc, Goudie, Magical Mikey, Turts, Blakey, Mase, Bucko, Spud, Paul Deas and the London firm. Not to mention the KUT...
Books
All Ian Rankin, driving fom Fife to Embra like cantankerous John Rebus. Iain Banks and Irvine Welsh. Read Porno and Glue then we can talk about Juice Terry, workshy fanny merchant and example to all men...

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  • Q

    If you fancy a laugh at my expense, read the new edition of Q Magazine - page 86. Kinross gets a good mention...

    Goags

    0 Comments 252 weeks

  • T in The Park...

    Looking forward to a week in God's Country.
    There should be fun and games at T - looking forward to seeing some old faces.
    Can the fancy new Kirklands cope?

    0 Comments 264 weeks

  • Here we go...

    Well there's no turning back now...

    Get The Sun tomorrow for a laugh at my gay outfit. I'd be thrown out The Muirs for it - no question.

    Let me know what you think...

    If I get a doing on the train tomorrow, it was nice knowing you.

    Let the fun and games begin...

    2 Comments 297 weeks

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  • Watershed
    Watershed

    MON THE SHED ! ! !

    9/13/09
  • Watershed
    luv Watershed

    Hi Goags, As you'll see, we're playing at the undernoted event in September. Any chance of a wee mention in that brilliant column of yours ? God loves a trier ! "Mon the 'Shed !"

    8/25/09
  • Mark Corcoran
    Mark Corcoran

    alright mate im out in london town tonight if your out and about.

    6/4/09
  • Phil Hunter
    Phil Hunter

    6:50 APPRENTICE HANDICAP 1m 3f 0y Lytham 5 - 1 (GP) Win - Villarreal v Panathinaikos Villarreal 4 - 6 Lose - Sporting Lisbon v Bayern Munich Bayern Munich 13 - 8 Win Wolfsburg v PSG PSG 3 - 1 Win fkn ragin £480 on villareal!!!!!!!!!!!! wankers

    2/26/09
  • Phil Hunter
    Phil Hunter

    thinkn about u and kate xxxxxxx

    2/25/09
  • Lisa Macdonald
    Lisa Macdonald

    Hey there Gordon, bumped into your Mum yesterday which has prompted me into sending you wee message to say hello, so hello!!! How is life down in London? Keeping busy? I'm expecting my 1st baby on 10th May, so all change for me, scary but exciting times. Hope you and Kate are well? Lxx

    2/10/09
  • Lisa Wraight
    luv Lisa Wraight

    hi gordon, thought i d send you a wee note. dont know if i read it right or not - r u doing the walk / climb with the others for charity???!! good for you if you are , n good luck x

    2/5/09
  • Phil Hunter
    Phil Hunter

    I've got my first Gamblers Anonymous meeting tomorrow. I rang them today to check the time. It's fucking ten to one. BRILLIANT! put that in yer SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    2/5/09
  • Phil Hunter
    Phil Hunter

    My pet Chameleon just died of exhaustion. I knew we shouldn't have bought that tartan rug. While sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it. While doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. If your foot changes direction it means you are the result of an incestuous relationship. My wife keeps telling me that a REAL man in bed would make her all wet and shiver all over with the slightest touch. I proved her wrong by waiting for her to go to sleep and putting a snowman in her bed hows life buudy??? bet you still doing the feet under the desk clockwise one eh??? i can do this i can fkn do this hahahaahah xx

    2/4/09
  • Phil Hunter
    Phil Hunter

    love you xxxxxxxxxxxx shit that was ment for gumps xx

    1/30/09
  • Rab Smith
    Rab Smith

    millers bar is opening on the 1st of august...its going to be like sportsters with tvs in the toliets and stuff...pepsi telt me in the bookies!! jen up

    1/22/09
  • Phil Hunter
    Phil Hunter

    I used to think my dreams were fucking crazy! Then I heard Martin Luther King's! Did you hear about the new emo website? www.emo.com/wrists I have a doctor's appointment on Monday. I'm not even sick. It's just that I've been working out and I want someone to see me naked .I recently gave my wife two hot nights between the sheets. I locked her in the airing cupboard for the weekend K U T fuck the crook and fossoway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1/20/09
  • Phil Hunter
    Phil Hunter

    A bad workman blames his fools EDIT: *tools stupid keyboard. I bought some Viagra off the internet the other day. I wasn't sure if it was genuine and safe so I thought I'd try it on the dog first. His arse is gonna hurt for days I sent away for a penis enlarger. They sent me back a magnifying glass. I don't know why all the americans are so excited about having a black president, Zimbabwe have had one for years and he's fucking shit. I can't see the big deal with calling a Pakistani a Paki. Its just the same as calling an Australian an Aussie, a Scotsman a Scot or a Frenchman a Cunt. Prince Harry. He's just like me and you really. He uses words like "paki" and "raghead". Wonder if he's got any good Diana jokes you love me xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx c u soon xxxxx

    1/16/09
  • Phil Hunter
    Phil Hunter

    alright ya radgieeeeeeeeeeee.. hows it hanging? when i wake up and finally get 2 work ill give you a shout about a visit...until then i am a BUM!!!!!!!!!! finally got beat in the scottish cup on saturday!!! last 32 aswell and even a finally tuned hunter chip still had us beat!!!! always the euros in the summer!!!!! ive pumped spaldings bird with ma finger!!!!!!!!!!

    1/12/09
  • Mark Corcoran
    luv Mark Corcoran

    how long were you actually back for, i was busy as f@#$ over christmas visiting family for fun but it was decent, managed to have a few beers on new years eve for the first time in many a year, what training you doing for kilimanjaro, you got yourself a training partner yet, the reaon your doing it is cos cheryl cole is too ha ha, heading down your way this week actually getting an operation in coventry on wed to try cure my hip problem.

    1/11/09
  • Mark Corcoran
    Mark Corcoran

    alright lad, what happened to you over the festive period, still need to get you those boots.

    1/8/09 via Mobile
  • Rab Smith
    Rab Smith

    hey hey hey!!!!! u that radge fae the daily express? sn you on a night with ronnie corbet!!! you played well for the ammies sannnnnn but not in my league gumpo and outtttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

    1/7/09
  • Phil Hunter
    Phil Hunter

    alright matey? you back home now i? scotlands cold but its no full o terrorists well not wi guns anyway!!! the girl just got back from london about a month ago but is going back down soon to meet her marseille friends....... ill tror along probs so ill give you warning for a rendezvous.. great seeing you and you should have played for letham on saturday instead of those deadbeats hahah wheres ya class? see you soon keep in touch x

    1/6/09
  • Willie.Com
    Willie.Com

    i'm sitting in th Muirs having a pint last night then you pop up on the sky new!!!!!! your stalking me arn't you!!!!!! haha

    12/12/08