Why girls shouldn't cheat
Was once a guy named Jack who
had a
girlfriend
named
Ashley.

Ashley was the most popular girl in school.
The three most
popular
guys were
Tom, Jack, and Marcus. Ashley
thought of
Jack as
OKAY,
but
she REALLy
liked Marcus. Marcus liked Ashley also.
Well of
course
he
did, everyone
did!

Marcus and Jack were worst enemies.
Marcus tried to
steal
Ashley away
everytime he had a chance to. One day,
Marcus asked
Ashley
if
she wanted
to
go to the movies. Jack heard
everything....what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

Jack approached the movies that night
and
followed Ashley
and
Marcus.
Jack sat right behind them. he
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss....not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the
theatre.
Marcus
told ashley "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" She
replied "hell yes."

Jack had peeked through Marcus'
window.
Ashely and
him
were
messing
around and Jack watched the whole
thing.

The next day at school Jack wasn't
there. For
the next
few
days Jack
wasn't there. A week later his mother
found him in
his
closet
dead... he
commited suicide because he had loved
Ashley so
much.
Next
to
Jack's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Ashley, I
watched you
at the
movie
and at
Marcus' house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
ashley. I
died
for you just
like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Jack

Please foward this or Jack will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because he wants everyone to
know
about
Marcus.

Thank you.

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['In loving Memory of']
**Jack Halagey**
What Jack did to one person who did
not send
this.......

One girl was looking through her e-mail
and she
['deleted']
this
message
thinking it was another silly forward...the
next day
she
['was']
['found dead in']
['her bed']

['Of course u don't have to send this but I
think
Jack
Halagey' will come soon to get you like
tonight
when you are
still awake just sitting in bed']

Repost this as `why girlz shouldnt cheat
on
boys`or u will
lose the one u love

1. If u and ur cousin buy different colors of the same sneaker so yall can wear them on alternating days.
2. If u wear a ponytail with no tail.
3. If u create ya own baby-hair with gel and petroleum jelly.
4. If ya lips are mad greasy.
5. If u go to the chinese for one chicken wing and put everything on it.
6. If u ever wore pajama pants to school.
7. If u buy chinese slippers to match every outfit.
8. If u got mad keychains and only 2 keys.
9. If u put a lolli pop in ur hair.
10. If u talk on a cell phone mad loud.
11. If u eat a bowl of cereal outside.
12. I f u got 14 piercings in one ear.
13. If u talk with ya hands.
14. If u clap while u talk.
15. If a nigga say " Yo, MA" u the first one to turn around.
16. If u only buy 50 cent sodas.
17. If u wear head scarfs as an accessory.
18. If u wear scarfs in the rain because u dont want to mess up ur dominican blow dry.
19. You wear sun glasses at night time.
20. If a trip to Ryker Island is a family reunion.
21. If u have every pair of Jordans and rock em' wit the same top.
22. If u was tight when the winterfresh price went up 5 cent.
23. If every cute person u chill wit is ya "cousin".
24. If u the color of midnight and u rockin blue contacts.
25. If ya name plate is missing all the rhinestones and u still wearin it.
26. If u play an entire song on ya voicemail.

take it
Take the first letter in your last name:
A - I fucked
B - I have
C - I need
D - I sucked
E - I gave head to
F - I got wet n wild with
G - I tasted
H - I played
I - I swallowed down
J - I blew
K - I got down and dirty with
L - I loved
M - I hated
N - I was desperate for
O - I ordered
P - I partied with
Q - I had quickie with
R - I got rowdy with
S - I sold
T - I turned on
U - I gave birth to
V - I stripped for
W - I milked
X - I gave hand to
Y - I aroused
Z - I sold

Take the last letter in your last name:

A - a hobo
B - a male stripper
C - a cat
D - a pencil
E - a naked statue
F - a firefighter
G - a goat
H - a MILF
I - a bastard
J - a male prostitute
K - a clock
L - an adult toy
M - a Louis Vuitton bag
N - a whore
O - a DILF
P - a pimp
Q - a quarter
R - a pornstar
S - a slut
T - a nerd
U - a stuft animal
V - a bitch
W - an ugly fat kid
X - a cheerleader
Y - a gay guy
Z - a pyromaniac

Now take your middle initial (if you have no middle name, put the first letter of your mothers maiden name):

A - and I enjoyed it
B - for a one night stand
C - for money
D - so I could hookup with a jock
E - and I got banged after
F - for a water bra
G - for a cherry flavored condom
H - so I could get a nose job
I - for a vacation
J - for birth control
K - for a shopping spree
L - so people would talk about me
M - and it was hot
N - so I could get butt implants
O - for sex
P - so I could go around naked
Q - all for lust
R - just for the attention
S - for love
T - so I could be sexy
U - all for a fat kid
V - and i hated it
W - all for pleasure
X - so I could get a boob job
Y - for lube
Z - all for a hot guy

********Pick the month u were born in***********
January: I ate pizza with
February: I hate
March: I raped
April: I get horny when i see
May: I love
June: I made a porno with
July: I cooked pasta with
August: I kissed
September: I did
October: I pissed on
Novemeber: I shot
December: I masterbated 2 pictures of


********Pick the date of your birthday*********
1: Quagmire
2: The Colts
3: My Mom
4: The Village People
5: My Cousin
6: The mailman
7: Jessica Simpson
8: Some Randon Chick
9: Derek Jeter
10: A Fat Guy
11: A Kit-Kat Bar
12: My Dog Skippy
13: The Cable Guy
14: A Pimp Gangsta
15: John Stamos
16: A bum
17: Britney Spears
18: A DVD Player
19: This Farmer
20: A Lesbian
21: A Pile of Dog Shit
22: The McDonalds Cashier
23: AC/DC
24: Ludacris
25: A cop
26: Mi Neighbor's Cat
27: Jerry Springer
28: A Retarded Frog
29: Spiderman
30: Hilary Duff
31: A Zombie

*********Pick the First Letter of Ur first Name**********
A: Because i got high
B: Because i like taco bell
C: Because im kool like that
D: Because no1 likes me
E: Because i want fast food
F: Because my mom told me 2
G: Because i hate Russians
H: Because i wanted to be his bitch
I: Because i am gay
J: Because i had too much vodka
K: Because i had kids
L: Because they suck
M: Because im a ninja
N: Because im mentally unstable
O: Because im the koolest person ever
P: Because i ate shellfish
Q: Because i just had breakfast
R: Because im cookoo for coco puffs
S: Because i got drunk
T: Because im gangsta
U: Because i dont like mint ice cream
V: Because i love waffles
W: Because im a dirty mexican
X: Because i have a last name that starts with an X
Y: Because im blonde
Z: Because i have a third nipple

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