1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u go with me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

Booty Call Application (must be 15 & older)
Name_______________­­­____

Age____

Phone(____)_________­­­_

Occupation__________­­­___________
_______­_­_­__

Do you live with your parents Yes__ No__

Height_____

Weight______

Gender(M­­­/F)___

Married(Y/N)­_­_­ Single(Y/N)__ Other_________

How often do you want it(check appropriate answer)

Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__

How long can you last (check appropriate answer)

1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite__

Do you like eatin pussy(Y/N)__

Which do you prefer (check appropriate box)

One on one__ Threesome__ Group__ While having sex,

What do u do (check all appropriate answers)

Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__

Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Take

Control__ Scratch__ Pull hair__ Bite__ Smack Booty__ Fake

It__Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else__

List three positions you like: 1.__________________­­­___ 2.__________________­­­___ 3.__________________­­­___

What is your preferred pace (check appropriate answer)

Slow__ Fast__ Alternate__ Very fast__ Rigorous__

When is the best time to reach you (check appropriate answer)

Morning__ Afternoon__ Nite__

How late can you stay out (check appropriate answer)

11-12am__ 1-2am__ all nite__

Any talent or skills(Y/N) if so, list ________________

Applicant Signature:__________­­­___________
_______­_­_­__

Date:_______________­­­___


PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES 1. No sleeping over-- unless the sex was so good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public place unless getting drinks or somethin to eat before the nights events. 3. No calls before 7pm. We dont have shit to talk about. 4. None of that love making? you come to f*** and you f*** to cum. 5. No emotional conversations--- love is not a feeling between us. 6. No comparisons between previous f***s? i dont give a shit. 7. No calling each other "friends with benefits," were not friends, we just fuck... 8. Calling out the wrong name while having sex is ok, just dont be offended. 9. No excessive clothing!!! i dont want you leaving anything behinde. 10. Don't be offended if I dont ask you how good it was cuz i dont give a shit. 11. If someone asks who you are, tell them we just met. 12. Try not to make eye contact during sex.. the less connection the better. 13. Do NOT call me, ill call you!!! However, if accepted please feel free to call whenever for the Booty call. Applicant Signature:__________­­­___________ Date:____________ **Notification of your hiring will be sent to you within 48 hours. Pictures will generate a faster response.**

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out
FAKE FRIENDS: Would Ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send it On