11 rules of bebo

one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under your picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!

BLACK PEOPLE AINT ASHAMED OF BEING BLACK.

PEOPLE HATE US CUZ THEY KNOW THEY SCURRED.

BLACK PEOPLE AINT CUTE OR SEXY WE FINE ASS HELL.

WE ARE THE BEST DANCERS EVA.

OUR RACE SHOW'S IN DA FACE, ALL THE OTHER 1'S LOOK 2 MUCH OF THE SAME.

THE BEST ATHLETE'S.

ONCE YOU GO BLACK YOU NEVA GO BACK.

WE DON'T HURT PEOPLE, WE BEAT DA SHIT OUT OF DEM HOE'S.

ANYTHING DAT DON'T KILL US MAKE US BETTA.

WE HAVE SOME SELL OUTS, BUT WE DON'T CARE.

DON'T CALL US A SNITCH, CUZ WE AINT WHITE NOR IN THE G-UNIT CLICK.
DIZZAM SOMEBODY GOT FUCKED UP NIGGA!

WE GOT DA BEST FOOD.

WE ARE THE BEST CRIMINALZ

IF YOU AINT ASHAMED OF BEING BLACK COMMENT THIS 2 ALL YO BLACK FRIENDS IF YOU DON'T WE DIS-OWN YO BITCH ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
BLACK FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
BLACK FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was
wrong.
BLACK FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked
up...but that shit was fun!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BLACK FRIENDS: Cry with you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BLACK FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
BLACK FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is
doing.
BLACK FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
BLACK FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
BLACK FRIENDS: Are for life.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about
you.
BLACK FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

WHITE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
BLACK FRIENDS: Will repost this