Girl's English

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!

" Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!

We need to talk" = I need to bitch.

"Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.

" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!

" How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.

"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me Im beautiful.

" You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.

" Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!



Guy's English

" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

" I'm tired " - I'm tired

" Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

" Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

" May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.

" You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.

" What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

" What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

" I love you" = Let's have sex right now.

" I love you too" = Okay I said it we'd better have sex now!

" Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!

" Will you marry me?" = On Our Honeymoon...We Can Have Sex!!

A girl asked her love
If he thought she was pretty,
He said no.
She asked him
If he would want to be with her forever...
And he said no.
The she asked him
If she were to leave, would he cry,
And once again, he replied with a no.
She had heard enough.
As she walked away, tears streaming down her face,
The boy grabbed her arm and said...
You're not pretty, you're beautiful.
I don't want to be with you forever,
I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away,
I'd die.

My love for you
shines brigter than ever
never knew i could
love you forever
maybe we should
live together
as one
could we
should we
it all depends
Are you going to leave me?
Are you going to love me forever?
Its up to you
You decide our fate
our lives wil change forever
my love for you
will never change
my love for you
shines brighter than ever
but you'll never know