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No one can stop the non-walking legend

Me, Myself, and I

I'm a traveller through life often wondering what a inside out family would look like? These thoughts are not my fault I will use the scape goat of the media like so many people before did, for feck sake we made OJ Simpson famous.

I wonder why people put anything here, to show how unique they are or how different they can be? (the truth is that I am using this line as I know that what I can write will either be totally ignored or flocked and read by ten people....the ten people I actually know on this networking site). FUCK THE SOCIETY the I seem to be conforming to.

I will end this pointless rant about nothing and no one (including me who i think this is meant to be about for some reason) with
The words of the month from our Sponsors "The Lost Left Foot of Satan's Whore Theme Park" which are- Elongated, Down-syndrome, Granny, Knob and Igloo with the special number being 69. Go ahead and make a sentence out of those words

Music

I like Punk, Ska, Off the wall and Metal Music, here are some examples-
Rage Against the Machine
NoFX
Frank Zappa
Reel Big Fish
Less Than Jake
Lady Wringworths Maggots
Thin Lizzy
The Doors
The Blues Brothers
Metallica
System of a Down
Captian Beef Heart
Jimi Hendrix
Greenday (only the old stuff- pre-American Idiot)
Solfly
Fear Factory
The Germs
Sex Pistols
Ramones

Films

« Clerks,
« Mallrats,
«Dogma,
«Chasing Amy,
«Jay and Silent Bob strike Back,
«Famiky Guy- Stewie Griffin the Untold Story
«Team America
«BaseketBall
«Sin City
«Naked Lunch (No it is not a porno)
«Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas
«Jarhead
«Kill Bill I+II
«Donnie Darko
«The Big Lebowksi
«The Search for One Eyed Jimmy
«Star Wars Episode 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
«Monty Python Quest for the Holy Grail
«Now For something competely diffrent
«Life of Brian
«Meaning of Life
«Evil Women
«Don't be a menace in South central while drinking your juice in the hood
«Lord of the Rings
«LA confidential
«Evil Dead
«Brain Dead
«Bad Taste
«Taxi Driver
«Freddy got fingered
«Jackass the Film
«The Crow
«Bill and Teds Bogus Journey + Excellent Journey
«Full Metal Jacket
«Jackey Brown
«Reservoir Dogs
«Pulp Fiction
«Spawn
«Time Bandits
«X-Men
«Vampire Hunter D
«Aikera
«Dragonball Z
«Spiderman
«South Park, Bigger Longer and Uncut
««ect.....

TV

TV turns the mind into gum and gum makes people fart more (and it does because as you chew your stomach starts to build up gases to break down the food and then those gases have to go some where) so hence TV must be bad!
The only reason why some would watch TV is because the person they are talking to is not that intresting! Although i do like one or two TV show but i have them on DVD so i have no need to watch it!

Scared Of

Being molested (in the bad way) up by an elderly homosexual or a human size seagul doing the same

Weapon of choice against Alien Ships

Obese person catapult or granny underwear launcher

Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)

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