>>>Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and
kept
>>>the same tag-line...
>>> Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
>>> Tesco Condoms - every little helps
>>> Nike Condoms - Just do it.
>>> Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
>>> Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
>>> KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
>>> Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
>>> Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
>>> Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
>>> Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
>>> Duracell condoms - keep going and going.
>>> Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop
>>> Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
>>> Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide
>>> FCUK condoms - no comment required.
>>> Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
>>> Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
>>> Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
>>> Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
>>> Renault condoms - size really does matter!
>>> Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
>>> Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30
minutes
>>> Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (Eeeww!!.....)
>>> Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot
reach
>>> Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
>>> AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
>>> Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal
>>> Polo condoms - the condom with the hole
>>> G-unit condoms- they 50cent safe
>>> Ford condoms - twice the vava voom

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