Margaret Ann 10 days ago

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God rounded up his angels,
and told them were to go,
take care this 1 is special,
theres alot who love her so.

This 1 she does sound lovely,
the angels did reply,
but wont her family miss her,
surely they will cry.

O yes there will be sorrow,
cuz her family love her dear,
their love cant ease this awful pain,
id rather she was here.

The angels then departed,
and settled by her bed,
they asked her was she ready,
and softly stroked her head.

They took her on a journey,
as God had asked them to,
she arrived in heaven safely,
as he had hoped that she would do.

God said u've brought her to me,
just lay her at my feet,
now go and play my angels,
your mission is complete.

Moggy u had a smile for every1,
u had a heart of gold,
u left behind the sweetest memmories,
this world could ever hold.

God must have thought ur special,
to take u wen he did,
for he only takes the best,
and this he surely did.

if memories keep us closer,
we r never far apart,
for u are always in my thoughts,
and forever in my heart.
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1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. wat would u rate me out of ten?
5. Describe me in 3 words?
6. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
7. What reminds u of me?
8. If you could give me anything what would it be?
9. How long do u know me?
10. What do u like best about me?
11. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
12. Could you ever love me?
13. Give me a nickname and explain why?
14. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
15. Anything 2 say b4 u go?

posted by Shauna Xxxxxx <shaunasuki>

drinkin rules
SYMPTOM: Pint appears to be crystal clear...
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him/her.

SYMPTOM: Don't recognise anyone, don't even recognise the room you're in.
FAULT: Don't panic - you've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they've any free pints anyhow.

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest pet dog, complain about how house training has "gone to the dogs nowadays".

SYMPTOM: Pint appears unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You've fallen over backwards.
ACTION: Have yourself chained to bar counter.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains fag-ends.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.

SYMPTOM: Beer tastes tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to loo, practise in mirror.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurry.
FAULT: You're looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another pub/party

SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed, have yez no homes to go to
ACTION: Confirm home address with barman, grab taxi home.

SYMPTOM: Taxi's interior suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.

SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on a table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.

SYMPTOM: Hands hurts, nose hurts, mind unusually clear though.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologise to everyone you see, just in case it was them.

SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: That lager is too weak.
ACTION: Have more drink until your voice improves.

SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.

SYMPTOM: Ugly woman/man in your sights.
FAULT: Insufficient beer intake.
ACTION: Up dosage immediately.

SYMPTOM: Shins and toes hurt.
FAULT: You've been walking into things.
ACTION: Maintain dosage.

SYMPTOM: Squishy feeling in the hands.
FAULT: You have grabbed hold of a woman's breasts.
ACTION: Duck to avoid boyfriend's fist.

SYMPTOM: Bed is bumping around.
FAULT: Taking an ambulance ride.
ACTION: It's too late, you made complete arsehole of self