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About Me

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CARPE DIEM!!!
Me, Myself, and I
Hi!
Who Am I? Bridget Jones having a bad day sums me up!! :D
I teach English to foreigners and love my students and my job. Lived in Iran 10 years then came home to Yorkshire. The love of my life is my daughter who's 26 and half-Iranian.
I love Iran, Fuerte, Yorkshire, the Philippines, speak Farsi French n bits of other languages. Do intelligent (never intellectual) at work but daft the rest of the time. Oh all right I'm daft at work as well ...
I play with stingrays sharks 'n snakes 'n jump out of planes 'n scuba-dive but love couch potatoing with glass of red, DVD and good company when I can't afford 2 dive! Go to the gym quite a bit.
Love Jim Reeves and Nana Mouskouri but also Chili Peppers n Katie Melua. Range from romantic optimist on good days to cynical realist on bad days.
Like to dress up but love my combats n jeans 4 everyday. Love good food but happy with beans on toast most of the time ...NOT domesticated ;)

Love all things Irish (in a previous life?) ...??
Music
Rod Stewart Clannadh All 70ies stuff Katie Melua Simon and Garfunkel Pink Enya ...
Films
The Green Mile, Officer and a Gentleman, The Full Monty, Billy Elliot, Bridget Jones, Pretty Woman, Shawshank
Sports
Diving diving diving (used to do skydiving but gave it up for scuba-diving
Scared Of
Not much! Hmmm after going to Bluewater in the Philippines I've remembered I'm scared of HEIGHTS (except wen I'm jumpin out of a plane, which i LOVE doing) lol :D
Happiest When
diving diving diving
My Mottos
Live the Dream

Live for the day!

Life should not be measured by the number of breaths that we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away!

Shopping is EXERCISE!

You will never find the perfect man. It's more a question of the level of imperfection we are prepared to tolerate!!!
Hee hee! Chocolate is woman's reward for putting up with the male of the species!!



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Cigarettes.
Racism of any variety.
Pretentious posers
PC's that play up!
Perverted skypers!

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  • NEW BLOG!!!!!!!! V FUNNY!!!!!!

    WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

    For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

    We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'!
    Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

    Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
    Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
    They had one son, Jack.
    In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.
    The deeply religious couple produced six children:
    Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
    Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
    After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
    Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
    Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
    Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony
    The wedding announcement in the ne wspaper announced the Schitt-Happensnuptials.
    The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
    Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
    He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
    Now when someone says, You don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.
    Sincerely,
    Crock O. Schitt




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  • My Star Sign

    More about Arians LOL

    My Star Sign Aries

    Aries
    Aries Your element: Fire Your ruling planets: Mars Symbol: The Ram Your stone: Ruby Life Pursuit: The thrill of the moment Vibration: Enthusiastic Aries Secret Desire: To lead the way for others Description: Aries are fire signs and those born under this element are regarded in astrology as adventurous, active and outgoing. It won't matter where you go or how remote or unusual it is - from the Outback to the Antarctic - you can be sure that an Aries has been there before you (or at the very least you will meet one along the way!) Aries is a uniquely naive sign. Although they are independent, outgoing and assertive they are also surprisingly trusting, often innocently walking into the lion's den at times. No matter what upheaval, challenge or triumph they confront - an Aries has a wonderful ability to bounce back. Their faith in life and the future remains untouched by hardship. Their gift is that they are always children at heart and the world is always a magical place for them. Many famous sports people are born under this sign. Aries is regarded as the most physical sign and because of its Mar's rulership; it is also one of the most highly charged masculine energy signs in astrology. No wonder women born under Aries are forceful, dynamic and aggressive, and as a result these Aries women frequently find themselves with dilemmas surrounding their romantic relationships. For them, a man has to be a 'real man' to deal with an Aries woman, otherwise she intimidates him. And conversely for the Aries male, a woman has to be a real woman to deal with him, because he is looking for many balancing component traits (his true feminine side) in his partner. She has to run the gamut in his support system, from the Aries man's best friend, true companion, through to his muse, and yet she must never ever answer him back! Therefore Aries can be a confusing sign because there is a complex combination of very strong masculine and feminine expressions all combined together. Because of the male energy surrounding it, when a woman is born under Aries, it creates some of the most interesting women in the world, women who are adventurous, independent and have competitive natures. It also tends to make them very forthright. But whether male or female, Aries people are 'doers' rather than 'talkers'. They are the impulsive, act first, ask questions or have doubts later, sign of the zodiac. That's why their lives are often filled with many dramas and sometimes even accidents! Their ability to live life close to the edge provides them with a wealth of 'real experience' to call upon. When an Aries person talks about something or somewhere they've usually done it or been there, rather than simply read about it in a book. Being active people Aries can't adapt to any kind of restriction, particularly possessive relationships. They often travel to escape any feelings of being stuck or possessed. Aries people love challenges. In fact, if everything is running smoothly, they are quite capable of going out and doing something (sometimes quite foolish) to rock the boat. Aries love to race in where angels fear to tread. If you were born on the first or last day of a Sun sign, in astrological terms you were born on a cusp. If that's the case, you will probably benefit from reading your own Sun sign and the Sun sign that ends or begins right before or after your date of birth. For example, if your birth date is 22 December, your Sun sign is Capricorn, but you probably have some Sagittarian traits.

    The Aries personality is fiery and warm, passionate and self-expressive with an urge to act - NOW! This is not a patient sign; everything is done on impulse, and with great urgency. Gregarious, sociable and extrovert, Arians are great people to have around as they are usually the life and soul of any party, thanks to their bouncy, enthusiastic natures. They are very affectionate and generous towards their loved ones

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  • FRIENDS

    FRIENDS V's REAL FRIENDS 10 hours ago

    FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk.

    REAL FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don't get caught peeing.
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    FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr & Mrs.

    REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat guy you tried to pick up.
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    FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.

    REAL FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an A & E route.
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    FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

    REAL FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun "
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    FRIENDS: Cry with you.

    REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you
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    FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

    REAL FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.
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    FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.

    REAL FRIENDS: Will crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.
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    FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

    REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
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    FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

    REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
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    FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

    REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
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    FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.

    REAL FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.
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    FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.

    REAL FRIENDS: Will share their last pound with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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    FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

    REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!"
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    FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

    REAL FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.
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    FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

    REAL FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".
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    FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

    REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!
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    FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."

    REAL FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.
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    FRIENDS: Will tell you what you want to hear.

    REAL FRIENDS: Will tell you like it is.
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    FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

    REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this.

    1 Comment 301 weeks

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    November 09, 2010 05:51 AMRodney Gray said
    FRIENDSHIP - Picture for Me   Luv u.x.
    October 24, 2010 01:06 PMJim A said
    October 18, 2010 04:37 AMRodney Gray said
       Luv ya.x.
    October 04, 2010 10:42 AMJim A said
    September 27, 2010 03:42 AMRodney Gray said
       Luv ya.x.
    September 26, 2010 07:05 AMRodney Gray said
    mwahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! you just got kissed..do i get one back
    if you get

    1 = wow your lonely
    3 = your cute
    6 = your hot
    9 = no way your single
     send this to both boys and girls and see how many you get xoxoxoxoxoxo
    September 24, 2010 09:18 AMRodney Gray said
       Have a nice day. Rod.
    September 22, 2010 05:19 AMRodney Gray said


    Luv ya.xxxxx.

    September 14, 2010 01:27 PMRodney Gray said
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    Just want to send you some love...if i am one of your loving friends....i want some back!!!!! xoxo

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    ,                         Luv yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.xxxxxxx.
    September 11, 2010 05:34 AMRodney Gray said
       Luv ya.x.
    September 02, 2010 03:58 AMRodney Gray said

      Luv ya.x.
    August 05, 2010 06:03 AMRodney Gray said
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    Just want to send you some love...if i am one of your loving friends....i want some back!!!!! xoxo

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    Luv ya.x.
    July 28, 2010 02:36 AMRodney Gray said
     Luv ya.x.
    July 24, 2010 03:54 AMRodney Gray said
    free myspace comments
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    July 20, 2010 04:49 AMRodney Gray said
    if a kiss was a raindrop I'd send you showers... if a hug was a minute I'd send you hours... if a smile was water I'd send you a sea... if you need a friend I'd send you me!!!ΠΠ send this to all the friends you love (including me!!!). if you get 5 back it means that you're a true friend. Luv ya.x.

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    • Rodney Gray
      luv Rodney Gray

      Hi sweetheart,long time,u ok ?  :) x.

      1/22/12
    • Joy Crawley
      luv Joy Crawley

      Heres sum of my love!! . .:-)

      4/28/10 via Mobile
    • Sharon Muir
      luv Sharon Muir

      Hi mrs, Long time no speak, so hows you enjoying your easter break? Kirstie's not loven them she is having to study as her standerd grades are looming... Not much new here I've bought myself a pair of those easytone traniers so am starting to go walking everday get myself fit and with a bit of luck loose some weight... Hugs xxx xx x

      4/7/10
    • Jim A
      luv Jim A

      Hows you hun thot it was time I sent you some luv. hope your fine n dandy. ROCK.............ON. JIM.A

      3/27/10
    • X-Miss-Martin-X
      luv X-Miss-Martin-X

      loveeee youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Miss you loadzzzzz :( How are youuu? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxx

      3/21/10
    • Joy Crawley
      luv Joy Crawley

      Thot i wud sneek by and say ... Ello Kathi!!! . . .Mmmwah!! . .:D

      3/20/10 via Mobile
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      luv Hedgewitch

      Hey sweety how r u ? long time no see xx How ya keeping ? been behaving urself huni ? lol i hope not ha haha xxxxxxx

      3/19/10
    • Sharon Muir
      luv Sharon Muir

      Bebo is rubbish just now if it's not slow it's jamming so I seem to be on facebook more which is sad as I prefer bebo.. xxx xx x

      3/13/10
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      luv Sharon Muir

      Put my ding-dong door bell back on.. xxx xx x

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    • Sharon Muir
      luv Sharon Muir

      Oh sorry Kathi, Am a little mad these days and I mean bonkers mad not gggrrr mad... So your being busy these days should keep you out of trouble... Tom's never bloody here ethier these days with his new job am finding it very strange him on shift work and working weekends he's been 8 till 4 and weekends off for the last 4 years... Right am off to make his dinner he'll be in a 8, take care and have a lovely weeekend... Hugs xxx xx x

      3/12/10
    • Sharon Muir
      luv Sharon Muir

      Hiya mrs, Thanks for adding me I had planned on deleting my bebo as there is never anyone on it these days they all seem to be on facebook which I can't get the hang of so I'll stick to bebo... Not long till the easter hol's you got anything planned for them... Hugs xxx xx x

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      Marie MCcutcheon

      cant find you on fb

      2/28/10
    • Marie MCcutcheon
      Marie MCcutcheon

      Helllloooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to you too,i have been on Facebbok with the rest of the world,you should try it. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      2/26/10
    • Jim A
      luv Jim A

      Hi Hun see your hangin out with the irish guys again.lol.Hope your fine n dandy,lol. Snow what is that we are in the 80`s,ok so i`m a liar. ROCK.............ON. JIM.A.

      2/21/10
    • X-Miss-Martin-X
      luv X-Miss-Martin-X

      love youuuuu xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxx

      2/21/10
    • X-Miss-Martin-X
      X-Miss-Martin-X

      how much do i love you.......LOADZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ How much do i miss you........MILLIONZZZZZZZZZ :( will try give ya a call soon mwahhh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxx

      2/8/10
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      luv X-Miss-Martin-X

      loveeee for you :D Mwahhhh love you loadzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      2/7/10
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      X-Miss-Martin-X

      i youuuuuuuuuuuuuu xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxx hehe

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      luv Loz

      Mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      1/25/10