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I- Thou Shalt Nap
And God gave unto Student a great gift, the gift of napping. God said to him, You shall spend half your day napping. You shall nap in class, in your room and in your friend's room. And God said, if you don't nap, you will not be able to stay up all night drinking. And Student said, Nap I shall, and it was good.
II- Thou Shalt Get Ill All the Time
Now God said to Student, you must be ill all of the time. And student said why. And God said unto him, you shall share drinks, stay up too late, drink too much and hook up with people you don't know. Therefore, God said, you shall be ill all year round. But God said, blessed are the sick for they have partied the hardest. And it was good.
III- Thou Shalt Acquire A Nickname
And Student asked of his name, for he had heard that names often change at university. And God said unto him, you shall acquire a nickname and that is what people will know you as forever. Some may even forgot your real name, God added. And student asked if he could choose the name he was to be known by. And God laughed a mighty laugh and said to Student, he who attempts to pick his own nickname shall be called Assknuckle! And Student understood his wisdom and determined to accept whichever nickname he was given.
IV- Thou Shalt Wear a Hoodie
And then Student asked God, God how do I look like a university student. And God said unto student, you must wear a hoodie, for it is a useful garment. And you shall never wash it either. Student asked God, "What kind of Hoodie should it be?" And God said, "You shall own many of varying colours and creeds." And Student was pleased and God was pleased.
V- Thou Shalt Embarrass Yourself Online
And next student asked God of technology and how one should conduct himself online. And God said to student, thou shalt embarrass yourself online. And student was confused but God explained it to him. Said God, you will log into facebook drunk and write embarrassing things on your friends profiles. You will message people you are attracted to and then completely forget you have done so. You will post pictures of yourself that will someday be the reason you cannot find a job. And student began to weep so God took a video of this and put it on youtube.
VI- Thou Shalt Order Many Takeaways
Student asked unto God if there were any need for takeaways given the numerous recipe books he had already acquired, but God said to him, "You shall order many a takeaway, but you are poor, with little money and shall eat 8p value noodles instead of using said books." Student ordered takeaway and ate 8p value noodles and it was good.
VII- Thou Shalt Hook Up
Student then asked of sex. And God said, Student, you shall hook up and be happy. You shall go home with random people every weekend, do the walk of shame and forget about them the next day. You shall see them at uni and be awkward amongst their company. You shall exchange saliva at clubs and parties and it will be good. And Student became gleeful and said 'giggity, giggity' and it was good.
VIII- Thou Shalt Join a Club and Never Go to Meetings
Student inquired of his spare time and God reminded him that he should be napping. But Student said he wanted to do other things. So God said unto him, you shall join a club at the beginning of the semester, but then never go to meetings. And Student asked why he should not go to meetings, and God told him, because the glee club is gay. And Student understood His wisdom.
IX- Thou Shalt Wake Up Confused
God said to Student, there will come many a day when you shall wake up in the bed of another and not know where you are. You will not remember what you did last night and you shall be confused. You will see that you have nipple rings and a tattoo now and are covered in marker pen. And Student was disturbed by this, but God said, you shall tell great stories about it to your friends someday. And Student understood and God took a sip of a beer.
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1. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
Santa ponsa excitement
2. When did you last have a dream?
last night.. it was about last summer, i miss it :'(
3. Does your phone ring in the middle of the night often?
drunken weekend callers
4. What are you doing tomorrow?
working in the shittiest shop in the world
5. What is something you've learned about yourself recently?
i dont tan well, i hate northern ireland more than i thought i did
6. Do you like anyone?
7. Do you know anyone who is married?
homer and marge simpson.
8. Who was the last person to make you cry?
9. Are you outgoing?
aye sure why not
10. When was the last time you cried?
to a book a few weeks ago
11. What is one thing you miss about your past?
being carefree and not feeling guilty about it.
12. What is one thing you've learned about life?
it's fabtastic 'we're here for a good one, not a long one!'
13. Are you jealous of anyone?
14. Is anyone jealous of you?
how could i know that?! no, more than likely not
15. Have you ever used a friend?
all the time; for sex.
16. Do you think anyone likes you?
my mummy and my dog.
17. Who was the last person you drove with?
bumblebee and heg to the cinema last night
18. What are you looking forward to?
seeing my twins again/results/uni
19. How are you today?
bored; hence this shit.
20. What's your worst experience?
ummm.. dealing with loss?!
21. Are you currently single?
22. How many things in your past do you regret?
one or two wee things, dont matter though
23. Do you have a best friend?
aye, five of them!
23 Have you ever kissed two people in one night?
hahah yes. wee elk record:17
24.. If you could change anything about your past, what would you change?
revising for certain exams
25. Have you ever felt like killing somebody?
creepy question. no.
26. Do you like your life?
27. Ever have an encounter with the police?
spanish police just a few days ago.. they were the sex but
28. Have you ever fallen asleep with someone of the opposite sex?
29. What's one thing you wish you could be better at?
climbing over things. i always fall
30. Have you ever had feelings for an exgirlfriend?
my exgirlfriend? obviously.
31. What are some of your biggest fears of your life?
uni pressures/then not getting a job i love/losing people
32. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
yeah, when i was like 10
33. Have you ever not been able to get someone out of your head?
ha, aye. sadly!
34. Have you kissed any one on your top list?
most of them :S
35. Do you like to sing?
i love to sing, especially when drunk. sounds like shit but
36. What's the one thing you hope to accomplish in your life?
big family, good money
37. Are looks important?
in this day and age..yes
38. What are you listening to?
rage against the machine
39. What does the 8th text you recieved on your mobile say?
from danny askin about a music gig 2night
40. Do you believe in love?
yup.. its out there!
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1. Full Name: Aoife Mary Thersa O'Kane
2. Nicknames: Fa,eff,aoifester etc
3. Birthday: 26th September
4. Place of birth: Magherafelt/Bethlehem
5. Star sign: Libra
6. Male or Female: Female
7. Year: Upper 6th
8. School: St Marys Grammar
9. Occupation: Student/bum
10. Residence: My house, wherever I may lay
11. MSN Screen Name: Probably song lyrics of some sort
12. Hair Color: At this moment..ginger!
13. Hair Lengh: Long-ish
14. Eye Color: Brown/green/hazel
15. Height: 5ft 4/5" ish
17. Braces: Previously, ya
18. Glasses: Just for doing art..
19. Piercings: Just ears
20. Tattoos: None yet..
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty
22. First best friend: Nikki Murray
23. First Award: Best puppet in P2
24. First Sport: Camogie/gaelic
25. First pet: Many, many cats
26. First Real Vacation: England
27. First Concert: Westlife
28. First Love: Music?!
29. Movie: Too many to list.. classics
30. TV program: Friends/scrubs/miami ink
31. Color: Green/orange
32. Rapper: fiddy cent
33. Band: too many...
34. Song Right Now: Jason Mraz, I'm yours
35. Friends: My weemen/Sean
36. Sweet: Skiltles
37. Sport to Play: wrestling/pillow fights..
38. Restaurants: Chinese
39. Favorite brand: Cadbury's!
40. Store: Quiki-mart
41. School Subject: ART
42. Animal: dawggg/monkey
43. Book: too many
44. Magazine: Cosmo/OK
45. Perfume: Lacoste
46. Shoes: ahh too many, them all?
47. Jewellery: thumb ring
48. Feeling: cold, quite happy
49. Single or Taken?: Single
50. Have a crush: perhaps
51. Eating: air
52. Drinking: Cranberry juice
53. Typing: this silly thing
54. Online?: nope
55. Listening To: The Killers, Bones
56. Thinking About: Going to my bed, getting a blanket
57. Wanting To: Get warm
58. Watching: the screen.. (a duh)
59. Wearing: pajama's, grey hoodie
60. Want Kids?: Definately, millions
61. Want to be Married?: Definately
62. Careers in Mind: Art/media/journalism/theatre, Dont know really
63. Where do you want to live? Anywhere but N.Ireland, Italy/China
64. Car: Hippy Van, Beetle
Which is Better With The Opposite Sex?
65. Hair color: Not really bothered
66. Hair length: Any length, longish
67. Eye color: Aslong as theyre nice, any..
68. Measurments: Cuddly..
69. Cute or Sexy: Mixture
70. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
71. Hugs or Kisses: Kisses
72. Short or Tall: Tall
73. Easygoing or serious: Definately easygoing
74. Romantic or Spontaneous: Both
75. Fatty or Skinny: Skinny
76. Sensitive or Loud: Both
77. Hook-up or Relationship: All depends
78. Sweet or Caring: Sweet
79. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Trouble maker
Have you ever
80. Kissed a Stranger: Yes..and i liked it
81. Had Alcohol: Yes, too much
82. Smoked: Yes, regretably
83. Ran Away From Home: No
84. Broken a bone: No
85. Got an X-ray: No
86. Been with someone: Yes
87. Broken Someones Heart: No, hopefully not
88. Broke Up With Someone: Yes
89. Cried When Someone Died: Yes, obviously.
90. Cried At School: Yes
Do You Believe
91. God: Yes, there's something there..
92. Miracles: Yepp
93. Love At First sight: Not exactly
94. Ghosts: Yes
95. Aliens: No..
96. Soul Mates: Yes
97. Heaven: Yes
98. Hell: Not fully
99. Angel: Yes, suppose so
100. Kissing on The First Date: Yeah, sure why not
101. Horoscopes: Not fully..
102. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? There's always somebody!
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