I feel the need to share this with you guys....coz its bloody funny. The other morning.......4.30 am actually....I was on my way home from work after night shift. As usual I was ridin my other woman....Karyn get ya mind outa the gutter chick.....My Suzuki Bandit 1200. Now the morning in question was misty and a little foggy which causes any motorcylist to be continualy wiping the visor on thier helmet.After wiping my visor I glanced down at my speedo...70 klicks...looked up and WHAMMO....Smacked in the face by a F*&%in bird.....Not just any bird....A morepork. Now although I was only doin a modest 70 klicks....The damn thing hit with such force that it smashed the front of my helmet completly dazing me in the process. How the hell I stayed upright I will never know. But wait.....theres more.....pork....lmfao.....After I gatherd myself together and stopped the bike....I found the featherd f*&%er flappin around in my lap.....so he got the big heav ho....I then realised I was bleeding.....a direct result of the smashed helmet....I then realised that if I was bleeding then so was the morepork!!! Well when I finally got my lid of my bleedin scone I found my self coverd in morepork guts !! Now I dont know if any of you guys have ever smelled the inside of a morepork.....but take it from someone who has....IT STINKS....it took hours the following morning to clean my jacket and even longer to clean my bike.....EEEEWWWWWWW...........I'l
 l tell you the story of trying to explain this to the insurance company another time......equally funny.......