A guy is on a plane and he sees a blond and he realizes that he could probaly make some quick cash off of her so he goes over to ask her a question,
<Man> Hey do you want to play a game?
<Blond> No I'm trying to sleep.
<Man> Well then can I at least tell you how to play?
<Blond> Sure.
<Man> Ok, so you ask me a question and if I don't know the answer I give you 5 grand if I ask you a question and you don't know the answer you give me 5 bucks.
So the blond thinks over it for a while then says.
<Blond> Sure I'll play.
<Man> Okay I'll start off, what is the last month of the year?
The blond shrugs and gives him 5 bucks.
<Blond> Okay my turn, what goes up with four legs than down with three legs?
The guy looks up that question on the internet, he calls some really smart people and then he gives up and hands the blond a check for 5 grand. When the plain lands the guy goes back over to the blond and asks:
<Man> Hey what does go up with four legs than down with three legs?
The blond then turns to the guy and hands him 5 bucks

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your
religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "im a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...

12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...

13. At everything they say yell, Liar...

14. Try to swim in the floor...

15. Tap on their door all night...

16.Pretend to have amnesia...

17.Say everything backwards...

18.Give yourself a love bite...

19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...

20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...

21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...

22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...

23.Run in circles...

24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...

25.Pretend to beat yourself up...

26.Slither everywhere...

27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...

28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...

29.Super glue your finger up your nose...

30.Talk to a pen...

31.Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe...

32.Try and climb the wall...

33.Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly...

34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...

35.Put pegs on your nose and eyes...

36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...

37.Eat your hair...

38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...

39.Eat anything obviously not edible...

40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...

41.When you shower or bathe yell, "i'm drowning!!!"...

42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank...

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)


A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death!
(Creepy)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumpi
ng the length of a football field.


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these
crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to
(maybe even a chuckle)...In other words, send it to everyone