Roy Keane
The Roy Keane Way
Roy Keane rents videos and never rewinds them, ever.

When Roy Keane was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "Roy Keane".

If you wake up in the morning, it's because Roy Keane spared your life.

Roy Keane won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance
Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.

Every day is the longest day of Roy Keane's life. For terrorists, the shortest.

What colour is Roy Keane's blood? Trick question. Roy Keane does not bleed.

Roy Keane once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

When Roy stares into the sun, the sun flinches.

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Roy Keane says its beef. Then it's beef.

Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Roy Keane does not feel like carrying you.

James Bond has a license to kill. Roy Keane don't need any licenses.

Roy Keane' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Roy Keane.

Roy Keane once double teamed a girl.. by himself.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Roy Keane. Sounds like a fair fight.

Roy Keane was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Roy Keane.

When the kids born in the twenty first century grow up they will not have heroes, but rather Roy Keane. Roy Keane is the only hero.

Roy Keane played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

When life gave Roy Keane lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Roy Keane hates lemonade.

Roy Keane doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

Roy Keane once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

You can lead a horse to water. Roy Keane can make him drink.

Roy Keane once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Roy Keane once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.

When Roy Keane masturbates, all women within 3 miles have orgasms.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Roy Keane jumps out.

Simon Says should be renamed to Roy Keane Says because if Roy Keane says something then you better do it.

Killing Roy Keane doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

Roy Keane would vote for Hillary Clinton to be president just so he could assassinate her.

Roy Keane does the Sunday New York Times Crossword Puzzle in ink.

When Google can't find something, it asks Roy Keane for help

There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Roy Keane way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.

Why did the terrorist cross the street? To get hit by a car before Roy Keane could get him.

When Roy Keane watches a pot, it boils immediately.

Roy Keane once killed a group of Samurai Warriors with only a ball point pen. This lead to the phrase "The pen is mightier than the sword."

In kindergarten, Roy Keane killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.

It would only take 1 bullet for Roy Keane to kill 50 Cent.

Roy Keane has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Roy Keane.

this is so freky it actuly kinda works!! xxxxxxxxxx

Chinese Horoscope (Freakishly correct)
whatever you do, don't cheat!
CHINESE HOROSCOPE:
THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON,
WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE
CHINESE NEW YEAR
FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS -
DO NOT CHEAT
OR IT WON'T WORK AND
YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.
TAKE 3 MINUTES
TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.
THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID
HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL
NO CHEATING!!!!
THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.
DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.
IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY
1st. Get PEN and PAPER
2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW
3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.
4th SCROLL DOWN
ONE LINE AT THE TIME
DON`T READ AHEAD
otherwise
YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.
this really does work try it its worth your time! x X x
1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.
2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2,
WRITE DOWN ANY
2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.
DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?
3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7,
WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.
CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT
4. WRITE ANYONES NAME
(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)
next to 4, 5, & 6.
DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID
5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11
6. Finally,
MAKE A WISH
ARE YOU READY?
HERE IS THE
KEY TO THE GAME
1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU is found in
SPACE 2
2. THE PERSON IN SPACE
3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE
3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in
SPACE 7
4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in
SPACE 4
5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO
KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.
6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS THE YOUR
LUCKY STAR
7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE
PERSON IN NUMBER 3
8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE
PERSON IN 7
9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT
YOUR MIND
10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU
FEEL ABOUT LIFE
11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR
LUCKY NUMBER

1.Whats your name?
2.Are we close?
3.What do you think of me?
4.Do you have a crush on me?
5.Would you kiss me?
6.Would you go any further??
7.Describe me in 3 words.
8.If you had me for 30mins,what would you do?
9.What was your first impression of me?
10.Do you still think the same?
11.If you could give me anything what would it be?
12.What reminds you of me?
13.How well do you know me?
14.What do you like most about me?
15.Ever wanted to tell me something but couldnt?
16.was i ever mean 2 u?
17.Give me a nickname and explain why.
18.Are you going to put this on your Blog and see what I say bout you?
19.Anything to say before you go?