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Mhairi Anderson
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Beer Troubleshoot
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.
SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.
SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.
SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.
SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.
SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.
SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him.
SYMPTOM: Hands hurts, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.
SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they have free beer.
SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: The beer is too weak.
ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.
SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.
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Sweet 16th
Rlly sorry but we can't have the party anymore because we have tried about 20 different places and nowhere will do it, they dont want 16 year olds because they've had so much trouble in the past with them. We are very sorry and hope people haven't gone out and bought costumes or anything.
Holly, Mhairi and Eilidh xxx
0 Comments 324 weeks
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my top 16 lovelies
1.neil
2.mairi
3.clarfe
4.isla
5.matt
6.holly
7.joanna
8.vari
9.eilidh
10.becca
11.blair
12.alex
13.colin
14.emily
15.hannah
16.thomas
Q: Have you ever kissed anyone in your top 16?
A: emm...yerr
Q: What’s your least favourite thing about number 13?
A: he's so bloody sarcastic...ha
Q: What's the best memory you have of 10?
A: omg...far tooo many to put down here...probs in lockerbie wen we got lik kicked out of the hotel LMAO...quite scary tho!
Q: When's the next time you're gonna see 4?
A: on thursday nite
Q: Is number 7 pretty?
A: yesh yesh
Q: What was your first impression of number 8?
A: that she was a bloody goon! hehe...cant really remember tbh =)
Q: What do you like most about number 14?
A: her wittynes..LOL
Q: How did you meet 3?
A: i first met her at sineads bday party LOL, she was jus a loser kid...but at curling wen i was 8
Q: Do you think 12 would kill someone?
A: its a guarante...JOKES, defenitely not
Q: Is 11 your best friend?
A: he actually wishes
Q: How long have you known number 13?
A: quite a while i think
Q: Have you seen 2 naked?
A: oh ayee...she strips for me all the time
Q: Do you think 5 has a crush on you?
A: hell yeh!
Q: What is the last thing you did with 15?
A: hmm...we had to run around lookin for trousers for kimberley cos she had forgotten hers! lmao
Q: If you could give anything to number 1 what would it be?
A: a house rite beside mine...bloody miss him!
Q: Would number 2 and number 16 make a good couple?
A: LMAO, oh ayeee
Q: If number 14 was a crayon, what colour would they be?
A: GINGER...no idea why though
Q: Have you ever been to 5's house?
A: haha, lik every day...should really stop
Q: Have you ever slept in the same bed as 16?
A: noooo
Q: Are you real close to 9?
A: defo!
Q: Have you ever kissed 1?
A: basically...hell yeah
Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 6?
A: i have indeedy
Q: What’s number 2's house like?
A: hot shiiiit! i love her house =)
Q: Have you ever been angry with 15?
A: nope, not yet
Q: What do you and number 4 talk about the most?
A: all the random shit =)
Q: Do you ever talk to 6?
A: every day!
Q: What do u think of number 3?
A: wel she lives on a farm....LMAO, shes a bloody legend4 Comments 329 weeks
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Claire Grant11/21/10I just snagged $799 in 4 days at home on the computer! Made it with - http://x.co/KTIm Your going to be so happy!
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Scott Baird11/24/08i hit ur mum with my curling stone 2nite and she fell over :S.
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11/10/08 via Mobile
Juliana Sarno
Hai whats going on babe!? I'm so hot and horny on cam right now, let me show you what i can do for you! hit me up on msn messenger: fiddlesghlp@hotmail.com baby bby
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10/15/08
Eilidh M
Mhairi
Where have you been.. i've missed you!! Oh yeah.. how was paris?? Wich i could have come with you.. and whats with the relationship status??
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9/29/08 via Mobile
Lil Brown
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Thomas Firoozi9/3/08HAHA!!! Wel you can dismiss it all you want, just wait till you see it is all i'm saying!!! haha!!! Your gonna love it! So what you been up to over the summer? All good? Had a great time here, and still am! Dont really wana come home! You missing me?! Still in the middle of travels though. Hows the curling and stuff goin? Any word on the new season? t xx
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9/1/08
Hannah Fleming
mhairi!!!!!!!!!! how u doin? its been ageees my dear! wats been happening? i miss u
u playin greenacres? cnt blieve curling is starting again
its gooood tho tap bk soonish my luv xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Thomas Firoozi9/1/08Hello, hows you? You will be happy to know that the beard and hair growth is coming on really well!!!!!
Hows your summer been and stufff?! take care, t x
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8/23/08
Alex Yule
Ye dam right here we fuckin go lol, ye glasgow will be good. haha oi u stop with the player stuff lol xxxxxx
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Mwacha Ajue8/19/08
More old .. more strong.. More deep.. more clear.. More close.. more warm.. Less words.. more understanding
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Clare8/12/08Hellllo (: x
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Tapash8/12/08
chekked on prices £6:25 each let me know if you can come asap XXXXXXXXX
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Tapash8/11/08
hey long time no see so come to my bday banz this wed 13th at fountain park at 1 . we are goin bowlin so just bring like a fiver we will all chip in. let me know if you can come. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX X
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8/11/08
Hannah B
Mhairi Moo I luv u. Ah dreadin going back 2 school. Hope all is well with u. Missing ur yellow car. luvxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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