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  • Micheal O Muirheartaigh Quotes!!

    Some Famous Micheal O Muirheartaigh quotes

    ... and Brian Dooher is down injured. And while he is, i'll tell ye a little story. I was in Times' Square in New York last week, and I was missing the Championship back home. So I approached a newsstand and I said 'I suppose ye wouldn't have the Kerryman would ye?' To which, the Egyptian behind the counter turned to me and he said 'do you want the North Kerry edition or the South Kerry edition?'... he had both...so I bought both. And Dooher is back on his feet..."

    "Anthony Lynch the Cork corner back will be the last person to let you down - his people are undertakers"

    "I saw a few Sligo people at Mass in Gardiner street this morning and the omens seem to be good for them, the priest was wearing the same colours as the Sligo jersey! 40 yards out on the Hogan stand side of the field Ciaran Whelan goes on a rampage, its a goal. So much for religion."

    "Colin Corkery on the 45 lets go with the right boot. Its over the bar. This man shouldn't be playing football. He's made an almost Lazarus-like recovery from a heart condition. Lazarus was a great man but he couldn't kick points like Colin Corkery.

    "1-5 to 0-8.. well from Lapland to the Antarctic, that's level scores in any man's language"

    "Pat Fox has it on his hurl and is motoring well now ... but here comes Joe Rabbitte hot on his tail ...... I've seen it all now, a Rabbitte chasing a Fox around Croke Park!"

    "I see John O Donnell dispensing water on the sideline. Tipperary, sponsored by a water company. Cork Sponsored by a tae company. I wonder will they meet later for afternoon tae."

    "Teddy looks at the ball, the ball looks at Teddy"

    "Danny "The Yank" Culloty. He came down from the mountains and hasn't he done well"

    "He grabs the sliotar, he's on the 50......he's on the 40......he's on the 30..........................he's on the ground"

    "In the first half they played with the wind. In the second half they played with the ball"

    "He kicks the ball lan san aer, could've been a goal, could've been a point.............it went wide."

    "Stephen Byrne with the puck out for Offaly....Stephen, one of 12......all but one are here to-day, the one that's missing is Mary, she's at home minding the house.....and the ball is dropping i lar na bpairce...."

    "Pat Fox out to the forty and grabs the sliothar, I bought a dog from his father last week. Fox turns ands sprints for goal, the dog ran a great race last Tuesday in Limerick. Fox to the 21 fires a shot, it goes to the left and wide..... and the dog lost as well

    "Sean Og o Hailpin.... his father's from Fermanagh, his mother's from Fiji, neither a hurling stronghold

    "Teddy McCarthy to John McCarthy, no relation, John McCarthy back to Teddy McCarthy, still no relation "

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  • Gaa!!!!!!

    GAA Phrasebook!!

    HOLLY -- e.g. "I gave it holly"---I put a fair bit of effort into it.

    B0LLIX----Pat Spillane or any kerry players or supporters

    MIGHTY---Very good

    HAMES---A right **** e-e.g.-"He made a hames of that chance"

    TIMBER---Intimidation of a hurling opponent - e.g.- "Show him some timber"

    LAMP----A good thump---e.g.-"I swung for the sliotar, missed by 3 feet and lamped the full back"

    A CROWD---A gathering of people who watch a match and hope for random acts
    of violence -e.g-Meath supporters

    SCHKELP---To remove living tissue in the absence of surgical procedures -- e.g. "That whore from Tipp took a schkelp outta me leg"

    HATCHET MAN---Mountainy type, uses hunter/gatherer instincts

    BULLIN'---Angry-e.g-"The centre half was bullin' after I lamped him"

    BULL THICK---Very angry-e.g.-"The centre half was bull thick after I lamped him again"

    JOULT---A push-e.g.-"I gave him ! a joult and he has to wear a neck brace for 2 weeks"

    THE COMM-A-TEEE---Local GAA bullshitters in general

    BUSHTED---An undefined soreness-e.g.-"Jayz me arm is bushted"

    THE BOMBER---Popular name for a fat hairy GAA player

    A HANG SANGWIDGE---Consumed with "tay" on the sides of roads after matches in Croker or Thurles, usually contains half a pound of butter

    RAKE-A great amount of anything, usually pints of Guinness the night before an important match

    INDANAMAJAYSUS (in-da-nama-Jaysus)--! -What was that for referee?

    YA B0LLIX YA---Corner back's formal recognition of a score by his opponent

    LEH-IT-IN-TA-FcuK-WUD-YA---Full forwards appeal to a midfielder for a more timely delivery of the pass

    MULLOCKER---Untidy or awkward player released for matches

    BURST THE B0LLIX---Instructions from the sideline to tackle your man

    ROW---Disagreement involving four or more players

    MASSIVE ROW---Disagreement involving both teams, including goalies, substitutes and supporters jumping fences

    ALL-HELL-BROKE-LOOSE---A massive row that continues out in the parking area or
    dressing room areas, usually resolved by a garda.

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  • 50 Culchie Commandments!!!!!

    01 - Thou shalt drink only pints and/or "whiskey."
    02 - Thou shalt always ate the skin of yer rasher.
    03 - Thou shalt always stand at the back during mass, or even better, in the porch talking.
    04 - Thine Wife shalt emulate Biddy from Glenroe.
    05 - Thou shalt think Richie Kavanagh is fierce funny, and have all his records on your mantelpiece at home
    06 - Thou shalt emulate Miley.
    07 - Thou shalt pretend to know all about "The Headage."
    08 - Thou shalt look after your tractor better than your car.
    09 - Thou shalt have no "Revershing" lights or number plate on your trailers.
    10 - Thou shalt display a "Travellin' to Flavin" sticker on the back window of all vehicles.
    11 - Thou shalt wear your Ivomec Pour-On fleece with pride.
    12 - Thou shalt not use but half-inch Wavin or "a good Sally Rod" for beatin cattle.
    13 - Thine sons shall play GAA.
    14 - Thine daaawwwthur shall marry the local centhur-forward.
    15 - Thou shalt hold regular arguments with d'telly.
    16 - Thou shalt reminisce the Fair Day, the Threshing, Kickin' Cabbages and the Corncrake.
    17 - Thou shalt know a Mickeen Tomeen Joe and a Paddy Joe Paaaack from "the top of the parish."
    18 - Thou shalt ate "Hang Sangwiches" and drink Cidona at all GAA matches.
    19 - Thou shalt hate "Those Backstards the Tans."
    20 - Thou shalt be edumacated by the Chrissshtian Brethers.
    21 - Thou shalt pronounce 'Yellow' as 'Yella'.
    22 - Thou shalt carry the A.I. Man's mobile number on you at all times.
    23 - Thou shalt not visit Dublin [except to Croker and to bring the wife shoppin' on the 8th of December ].
    24 - Thou shalt not fail to attend the Ploughing Championships and all Steam Rallies.
    25 - Thou shalt always know how to reek turf bether than thine Neighbour.
    26 - Thou shalt use balin' twine to hold up thine trousers.
    27 - Thou shalt not ever visit the dentist.
    28 - Thou shalt not miss an episode of "The Weather."
    29 - Thou shalt have many many injuries from "that Hooooor of Charlois I got from that cowboy calf-dealer."
    30 - Thou shalt wear cap crooked.
    31 - Thou shalt love all Big John Wayne's fims, especially "The Quiet Man."
    32 - Thine son shall be nicknamed "Bungalow," 'cos "he's got nothin' upstairs."
    33 - Thou shalt shoot stray dogs.
    34 - Thou shalt drown cats.
    35 - Thou shalt think all Lesbians are from Lesbia.
    36 - Thou shalt annually run the tractor off the end of the pit when tramping silage.
    37 - Thou shalt taste all barrels of Molasses.
    38 - Thou shalt think it's great craic to ring PJ and roar into the phone while he's with "the bit of stuff."
    39 - Thine favourite chat-up line shalt be "Howya fixshed for a bit a howya goin' on ?" whilst winking like an epileptic.
    40 - Thou shalt paint "Whatever County for Sam!" on all of your round bales.
    41 - Thou shalt never leave the country.
    42 - Thou shalt have a Heinz-57 mongrel of a dog which is for nothin' except terrorising the neighbour's sheep.
    43 - Thou shalt only bathe on a sathurday niyat, using only carbolic soap
    44 - Thou shalt "Suck Diesel."
    45 - Thou shalt always support your county GAA team whilst curshing them for being "pure shite" at every given opportunity.
    46 - Thine sweet of choice shall be either Ritchies After-Dinner Mints or Silvermints.
    47 - Thou shalt only be aware of strippers of the bovine kind.
    48 - Thou shalt refer to Soccer as "The Foreign Game."
    49 - Thou shalt always sing to dirty line to "Alice."
    50 - Thou shalt always receive Communion on the tongue, licking the priest's hand in the process

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