Your just too good to be true
cant take the ball off of you
youve got the heavenly touch
you pass like souness to rush
and when we're pissed in our bars
we thank the lord that your ours
your just too good to be true
cant take the ball off of you
Ohh Steven, Steven, Steven Gerrard
Ohh Steven, Steven, Steven Gerrard
Ohh Steven, Steven, Steven Gerraarrdddd
Oh Steven Gerrard
because he hates man u
he hates the blue shite too
oh steven gerrard, your a red through an through!


steve gerrard, gerrard
He'll pass the ball 40 yards,
He's big and he's fucking hard
Steve Gerrard Gerrard

A L O - N S O its Alonso, Xabi Xabi Alonso x2

he came from soiciedad to play in our midfield
his passing and his shooting are sublime
if we had to chose between him and fat frank
we would chose our xabi everytime

A L O - N S O its Alonso, Xabi Xabi Alonso x2

we drew luton town in the fa cup
xabi and the keeper had a race
xabi took a shot from 70 yards
you should have seen the look on gerrards face

A L O - N S O its Alonso, Xabi Xabi Alonso x2


Fernando Torres
Liverpools number nine,
His Armband proved he was a red,
Torres, Torres
You'll Never Walk alone it said
Torres,Torres
We Bought the Lad From Sunny Spain
He gets the ball he scores again,
Fernando Torres Liverpools Number nine
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Javier Mascherano
Javier Mascherano
Javier Mascherano
Javier Mascherano
oh Wo oh oh oh oh
Javier Mascherano
Javier Mascherano
oh Wo oh oh oh oh


No small toffees for feast tonight
Kopites party with Turkish delight
Arsene , Sir Alex... London press
All choking on sweet success
Money, not love, is your drive
But tell us... Can you count to five?


steven gerrard is our captain.
steven gerrard is a red.
steven gerrard plays for liverpool.
a scouser born and bred.

DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA

and then 1 night in turkey
it was 21 years since rome.
with a liver bird upon his chest .
he brought the cup back home

DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA

steven gerrard is our captain.
steven gerrard is a red.
steven gerrard plays for liverpool.
a scouser born and bred.

DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA

and then 1 night in turkey
it was 21 years since rome.
with a liver bird upon his chest .
he brought the cup back home

You can buy Presidents, Big Planes , Fancy Yachts and tons of pies for Fat Frank... but you can NEVER Buy our History.....


ohhhhh he is our midfield maestrooooooo ,
and his passes are sooo delightfulllll
everyone wants to noooooo
alonsoooo alonsooo alonsoooooo

ohhhhh he is our midfield maestrooooooo ,
and his passes are sooo delightfulllll
everyone wants to noooooo
alonsoooo alonsooo alonsoooooo

ohhhhh he is our midfield maestrooooooo ,
and his passes are sooo delightfulllll
everyone wants to noooooo
alonsoooo alonsooo alonsoooooo


winker winker little star.
off to Real in your fancy car.
Manchester was not your heaven.
you turned your back on number 7.
winker winker little star paris hiltons bitch you are

What's the difference between gnomes and Gypos?

There are only four gnomes in my garden, and they're welcome to be there.



What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up a picture!


I've invented a new game.

You get a group of Pikeys and lock them in a Cellar for a Month without any food.

It's called Hungry Hungry Gyppos.


Why did Hitler commit suicide?

He got the gas bill.


I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?

What does a ginger miss most about parties?
.....The invitation.

Have you heard about the case of that fugitive who held hostage a busload of Japanese tourists?

The police have 5,000 pictures of him.

My Dad invented a tool for speeding up production values in factories by up to 30%
He called it a whip.

How did the Priest find the little boy in the forest?
.......Very nice indeed.