well it all happend on monday night

me and becca went to knaphill in the thunderstorm because we're cool! we went to waterers and it started to rain alot!

then out of the corner of our eye we saw a naked man! he wasnt completly naked .. he did hav a top on . .but he did have a pot bellyyy so yeahh!! and he was like half hidden in the bush

and well . .we walked down to the basketball court to try and get away from him , and he followed us in the trees . .imaginee . pot belly naked man, trousers round his ankles, running through trees, with lightening over his head, and me and becca absoloutly shitting ourselves

well he ran after him . . so we ran back up the hill . .and were like flailing our arms looking like wet soggy chickens!


well we decided he was a bit scaryy

so we left him to do whaever he was doing! well we offically ran awayy like as fast as we could


and like an hour later we went back down there to see if anyone was down there lol! soo yeahh . . no-one was . .but he was still there with clothes on . .and then he saw us .. went back into the wood. . and took his trousers down again!

and thennn the police were caled .. .and there were police in my kitchennn!

goshh goshhhh goshh!!

thee DRAMA

one rainy day horny quorny [ meh ] and hammy jammy [ hannahh ] went 2 watch the guys play rugbyyy!! we wanted 2 see what they had 2 do 2 get on the england team haha!

soo well . .the team which the guys were playing didnt turn up until gone four o clock! which was rather rude horny quorny has 2 say oo and at four chicky dicky [ sarah ] turned up very kindly with some scrummy sandwhiches!! horny quorny and hammie jammie were very happy after this amazing act of friendshipness

well they stood outside in the cold . .. . and raining! until we went numb from their ears to their toes . . .and horny quornys mascara ran! .. the match only lasted 1hr 20 minutes which i thought was a bit short . horny quorny was enjoying fighting the coldness!!!

The match itself was rather scary .. and lot of mud and grunting noises .. for example . . .. " GRRRRRRR " and " RAWWWRRRRRR " these shocked horny quorny and hammie jammie deeply!!

well the match ended .. and it was getting dark . . . then they realised that they had ten minutes 2 get 2 the pick up point outside the cinema in woking! so they were like OH MY GOSH . . and tried to run! unfortunatly they only managed to run out the front gates. .as they had 2 extremly heavy bags! so horny quorny and hammie jammie walked up the hill .. then they decided that time was ticking by ..and they decided to run! soo in the cold .. dark . .and pouring ran ..they ran all the way to woking!!! but while the6y were running they came across a few techincal difficulties ... firsty they both rather badly needed the toilet! . .on few occasions horny quorny threatened to go in the woods. .they then nearly got squidshed by cyclist . . .and they had resulted to chavvish common spitting because at this point they had run for nearly 10 minutes non stop in the cold ..and up hills!! was not guwd i have to say.

finally at the end of this amazing tale in ended quite badly! as both hammie jammie and horny quorny ended up looking like hobos!! tehe .. with wet frizzy curly hair !!


oh dear life goes on
the rain doth fall but not on horny quorny and hammie jammies happy days
but this was one spiffing experiance!!
♥ xoxox ♥