OMGGGG... im so horny at the moment lol... the guy i wanna fuck is pissed with me so looks like no sex this week

1) thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait?)

2)thou shall not do drugz
(alcohol last longer)

3)thou shall not steel from k-mart.

4)thou shall not get arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect)

5)thou shall not steel from thy parents.
(every-1 knows grandma has more money)

6)thou shall not get in fights.
(just start them)

7)thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

thou shall not strip in class.
(hooters pays more)

9)thou shall not think about having sex.
(as nike sayz just do it)

10)thou shall help old ladies cross the street.
(dont just leave them in the middle)

The Lovers of the Heart

In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to
promote
to whom we please but one kiss.

Article 1:
Statement of Love: The Kiss

1. Kiss on the hand = I adore you

2. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends

3. Kiss on the neck = I want you

4. Kiss on the lips = I love you

5. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing

6. Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away

7. Look in your eyes = kiss me

8. Playing with ! your hair = I can't live without you

9.Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go

Article 2: The Three Steps

1. Girls: If any guys get fresh with you, slap him.

2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.

3. Guys & Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.

Article 3: The Commandments