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Old Dane the Portly King
- Male, 23
- from The Merry Shire of Lithgow
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- Last active: 11/9/10
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Post a Comment:- Me, Myself, and I
- I am Dane Charlton
I founded Lithgow to be a sanctuary for people to come together and sing mindless thoughts that escape the precious cranium that protects them from sanity
Quotes from various people about Dane:
Everyone: "Shut Up Dane."
i play guitar, mandolin, harmonica, banjo, keyboard (and piano) lap-dulcimer, autoharp and jew-harp.....all good
- The Other Half Of Me
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The most beautiful and precious thing in the world
- Music
- everything except 'country and western' , nashville, that kind of rubbish, but other than that, literally everything, from rock to classical, flamenco to folk
Woohoo! Bob Dylan rocks! - HELLO ALICE
- *pop*
- Dig it.
- 25"Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more important than food, and the body more important than clothes? 26Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? 27Who of you by worrying can add a single hour to his life?
28"And why do you worry about clothes? See how the lilies of the field grow. They do not labor or spin. 29Yet I tell you that not even Solomon in all his splendor was dressed like one of these. 30If that is how God clothes the grass of the field, which is here today and tomorrow is thrown into the fire, will he not much more clothe you, O you of little faith? 31So do not worry, saying, 'What shall we eat?' or 'What shall we drink?' or 'What shall we wear?' 32For the pagans run after all these things, and your heavenly Father knows that you need them. 33But seek fi - I...feel...SO....ridiculous
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This is Bunny. I've 'cut' and 'pasted' him because I'm so sick of him. - Happiest When
- playing music, with friends, at church, partyings good when im not tired
- Bob Dylan is the best modern poet ever:
- What is money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.
- Story of a Man
- The man whispered, "God, speak to me"
and a meadowlark sang.
But, the man did not hear. So the man yelled, "God, speak to me"
and the thunder rolled across the sky.
But, the man did not listen. The man looked around and said,
"God let me see you." And a star shined brightly.
But the man did not see. And, the man shouted,
"God show me a miracle." And, a life was born.
But, the man did not notice. So, the man cried out in despair,
"Touch me God, and let me know you are here." Whereupon, God reached down and touched the man. But, the man brushed the butterfly away
and walked on.
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The Story of the Hare Who Lost His Spectacles by Jethro Tull
This is the story of the hare who lost his spectacles.
Owl loved to rest quietly whilst no one was watching. Sitting on a
fence one day, he was surprised when suddenly a kangaroo ran close
by.
Now this may not seem strange, but when Owl overheard Kangaroo whisper
to no one in particular, ``The hare has lost his spectacles,'' well, he
began to wonder.
Presently, the moon appeared from behind a cloud and there, lying on
the grass was hare. In the stream that flowed by the grass -- a
newt. And sitting astride a twig of a bush -- a bee.
Ostensibly motionless, the hare was trembling with excitement, for
without his spectacles he was completely helpless. Where were his
spectacles? Could someone have stolen them? Had he mislaid them? What
was he to do?
Bee wanted to help, and thinking he had the answer began: ``You
probably ate them thinking they were a carrot.''
``No!'' interrupted Owl, who was wise. ``I have good eye-sight, insight,
and foresight. How could an intelligent hare make such a silly
mistake?'' But all this time, Owl had been sitting on the fence,
scowling!
Kangaroo were hopping mad at this sort of talk. She thought herself
far superior in intelligence to the others. She was their leader;
their guru. She had the answer: ``Hare, you must go in search of the
optician.''
But then she realized that Hare was completely helpless without his
spectacles. And so, Kangaroo loudly proclaimed, ``I can't send Hare in
search of anything!''
``You can guru, you can!'' shouted Newt. ``You can send him with Owl.''
But Owl had gone to sleep. Newt knew too much to be stopped by so
small a problem -- ``You can take him in your pouch.'' But alas, Hare
was much too big to fit into Kangaroo's pouch.
All this time, it had been quite plain to hare that the others knew
nothing about spectacles.
As for all their tempting ideas, well Hare didn't care.
The lost spectacles were his own affair.
And after all, Hare did have a spare a-pair.
A-pair.
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A Siobhán Ní Dhuibhir
Here are the lyrics, in Gaelic, to one of my favorite songs. Doubtless meaningless to most of y'all.
D'éirigh mé ar maidin a tharraint
Chun aonaigh mhóir
A dhíol is a cheannacht
Mar a dhéanadh mo dhaoine romham
Bhuail tart ar an bhealach mé
Is shuigh mise síos a dh'ól
Is le Siobhán Ní Dhuibhir
Gur ól mise luach na mbróg
A Siobhán Ní Dhuibhir
An miste leat mé bheith tinn?
Mo bhrón is mo mhilleadh
Más miste liom tú bheith i gcill
Bróinte 'gus muilte bheith
'Scileadh ar chúl do chinn
Ach cead a bheith in Iorras
Go dtara síol Éacha chun cinn
A Siobhán Ní Dhuibhir
Is tú bun agus barr mo scéil
Ar mhná na cruinne
Go dtug sise an báire léi
Le gile le finne le maise
Is le dhá dtrian scéimh
Is nach mise an trua Mhuire
Bheith ag scaradh amárach léi
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QUOTE:
"I usually mistrust older people's giving advice to younger, because while often their advice is very good (the values of foresight, temperance, persistence, etc.), they forget that younger people usually know one of the most important things of all: the value of enthusiasm and enjoyment of life." -Pete Seeger, Seventeen Magazine, 1963
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Daniel Simon6/15/06I don't see the Blue Mea... I mean, Scotland at the World Cup.
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Daniel Simon6/14/06
Not the Mikado, but Yellow Submarine. One of the all-time greats.
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Daniel Simon5/3/06
Much to my great shame, I have never seen The Magic Flute. I enjoy opera and I love Mozart, so it's high on my to-do list. No, Glenn Miller's other lyrics were far better. At least they were accurate. Unless you speak of another J. W. Howard.
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Daniel Simon5/3/06
Oh, that C flat diminished 7th. Now I savvy. Awesome lyrics by the way (I saw them on Alice's homepage).
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Daniel Simon5/3/06
No no, I'm sure you're a much more talented pianist than I. Go ahead and play all your chords without the keyboard, but C flat diminished 7th is not a key signature.
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Daniel Simon5/3/06
It is word from zoology meaning "
ne of a tribe of wading birds (Pressirostres) including those which have a compressed beak, as the plovers". C flat diminished 7th is not a key signature. But Glenn Miller is the man. And please pardon my ignorance - I meant Talking Heads, not The Doors. Sorry. *duh*
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Daniel Simon5/3/06
Judging a band/artist by one song - or indeed, by only their most popular songs that make it to the radio - is a bad idea. That's why I won't rule The Doors completely out despite really disliking both "Road to Nowhere" and "Psycho Killers". The music of George Gerswhin = groove itself. Calling yourself a frood would be egotistical, yeah, just as calling yourself an awesome legend would be. You can look it up on the Bebo Dictionary if you like - in my "
ther photos" album. The urbandictionary gave a good, but incomplete, definition. It is a hoopy word.
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Daniel Simon5/2/06
I probably like a fair bit of your music. Then, maybe not. I have very varied tastes, but there's a fair bit of stuff which I just have never heard, unfortunately. I totally agree with your ranting raving sulk. *rant rave sulk*
This bin has been eating too much rubbish.
Old Dane the Portly King 0 RepliesWho is that cockney character?
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