> Pick the month (number) you were born in:
>
> 1----I fell in love with
> 2----I ate a
> 3----I smacked
> 4----I sang to
> 5----I gave my number to
> 6----I murdered
> 7----I shot
> 8----I gave a lap dance to
> 9----I choked on
> 10---I b*tched out
> 11---I had $ex with
> 12---I humped
>
>
> Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>
>
> 1-------A homeless guy
> 2-------your mom
> 3-------a banana
> 4-------a fork
> 5-------a Mexican
> 6-------a gangster
> 7-------a hooker
> 8-------an ipod
> 9-------my best friends boyfriend
> 10-------a goat
> 11-------my dog
> 12-------a ninja
> 13-------the computer
> 14-------a football player
> 15-------my neighbor
> 16-------myself
> 17-------a Jones soda
> 18-------a llama
> 19-------a pickle
> 20-------a stuffed animal
> 21-------a permanent marker
> 22-------my dad
> 23-------a cond0m
> 24-------my psychiatrist
> 25-------a policeman
> 26-------my brother
> 27-------my sister
> 28-------a baseball bat
> 29-------a DVD player
> 30-------a paperclip
> 31-------my cell phone
>
> Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
>
> White------Because I was high.
> Black-------Because I was drunk.
> Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
> Red---------Because the voices told me to.
> Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
> Green------Because I hate myself.
> Purple------Because I'm naked.
> Grey--------Because that's how I roll.

1. YOUR NAME:
Jade
2. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & street u grew up on)
Hammy Linton

3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (1st initial of 1st name, 1st 3 letters of ur middle name)
Jale

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color, fav animal)
pink pony

5. YOUR RUSSIAN SOAP OPERA NAME: ( 2nd, 3rd and 4th leeters of ur middle name, 1st 2 letters of ur last name, and the city wea u were born)
lexja carlisle

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (1st 3 letters of ur last name, 1st 2 letters of ur 1st name, 1st 3 letters of mums maiden name)
jamjafos

7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", ur fav color, fav drink)
"The pink fanta"

8. NASCAR NAME: (1st 4 letters of ur grandfathers last name, and the 1st 2 of his name )
fostge

9. FUTURISTIC NAME: (name of ur fav perfume/cologne n the name of ur fav kind of shoes)
fantasy flip flops

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle names)
amanda {dad doesnt hav one}

1. give me ur number?
2. love me?
3. kiss me?
4. watch a movie with me?
5. have dinner with me?
6. drive me sumwer?
7. take a shower with me?
8. be my gf/bf?
9. tell me u think im cute?
10. buy me a drink if i didnt have none?
11. take me home for da nite?my huse r ur house?
12. let me sleep in ur bed?
13. fuck me?
14. re-post dis for me 2 let me answer ur questions?
15. do u think im attractive, beautiful or sexy?
16. do u like my style?
17. do u think im funny?
18. do u care about me?
19. would u dance wif me?