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The End Of The World
How British Media would respond to the End of the World
The Mirror - WE'RE DEAD!
The Sun - GOTCHA ALL!
The Sunday Times: Special Keepsake Magazine FREE Inside!
The News of the World - CHARLES AND CAMILLA SEX ROMP SHOCK!
The Guardian - NOBODY TO BLAME BUT OURSELVES
The Telegraph: Blair Responsible for Worst Ever End of the World
The Star: FORGET IT! WE'VE FILLED OUR PAGES WITH TITS
The Morning Star: CAPITALISM IS OVER!
The BBC: BILLIONS TO DIE - MANY BELIEVED TO BE BRITONS
ITV: Special Report Tonight By Trevor McDonald (Circumstances Permitting)
The Daily Mail: YOBS PART OF ARMAGGEDON PROBLEM
TV-AM: And later on Lorraine Kelly will be discussing with our fashion experts just what to wear when a world comes to an end.
QUESTION TIME: Join our panel who as usual will not not know in advance any of the questions. Well, (to applause and laughter) maybe just one of them!
All local press: Local dog leaps to death - did he know?0 Comments 292 weeks
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1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
4. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
5. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
6. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
7. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in...what happens to the other penny?
8. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
10. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
11. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
12. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
13. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
14. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
15. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
16. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed,
tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
17. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
18. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
19. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
20. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?0 Comments 292 weeks
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Jessica Dawn Brocklebank10/23/08Here are a few complains about your bebo: Your skin is a bit pathetic, its not funny- obviously every-one showers naked except from James Ruddy. Dont start TRYING to use 4 lyf because your crap. ''4LF'' at least get it right? Your first bit- Your asking for Pedo's, whipped cream? your not a pornstar, you will never be..Your NOT funny. YOU CANT SPELL. WHO'S ''CHIKO''? Films get rich or die laughing, grease thunder, the not so scary movie, saw off your leg for no reason IV, family guy is dead, i fell over a tower, the son of a bimbo, westenders, corination road, south field, all the kids in america are fat great movie a must see movie.etc .. thats not funny? what are you scared of? polish people? callum wilkins? 1- your a racist barstard, 2- you dont even know callum and thats bullying? favourite things- Your a gay. Go eat grass from another planet and go home to your 'LAND of patheticness'. From, Katie & Jess .
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Ally9/29/08we're going to get beatings??? sorry sam i think you have us confused for somebody else.....Buckden maybe? lol
shud be fun
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Gack Gichael8/31/08i saw u too
yea it was pretty good thanks, how was ur holiday?? see you in school
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