What if . .
Side- long to this universe . . Was another one
Another one which was very very similar - Everyone you know is there - There is even another you
This you, like the universe, is very very similar - Except this you has one crucial thing different - one chromosome difference to be exact - In this universe the X and Y chromosomes are swapped around - In this universe you are the opposite gender

HAI GUYS
Thats the blurb ^ up there
I reckon you should all copy and paste this
Much more interesting than the "How innocent are you" and friends surveys - this one requires imagination!
I was very bored in the car ride to Sandy Point this weekend - and then we were stuck in the middle of a storm that didn't clear up til sunday - so I had a lot of time to think about this topic

This is my GENDER BENDER:
NAME: Alister James Lean-Aitken

GENDER: Male

BIRTHDAY AND STAR SIGN: 15th April 1990 Aries

NICKNAME(S): Moon, Leany

SEXUALITY: ? ? ?

EYES: Brown Green

HAIR: Medium to short brown Hair - a grown out short haircut that hangs below the ears

HEIGHT: 175cm (160cm female)

BUILD: Not muscly, slightly soft in places from too much TV and junk food - but still fit as he walks everywhere

WEARS: Loose skinny jeans (not emo tight ones) which are dark red and black mottled, black band T-Shirt (The Who) underneath a well worn black Duncan and Prudence Hoodie with a red lizard (not a silver eye) and a dark orange G-Shock watch (bought cheap in Thailand)

PIERCINGS, TATTOOS, FACIAL HAIR etc: one left ear piercing

PERSONALITY: Chuckles a lot (instead of giggling) full of energy (but too unco-ordinated to spend it on any sports) up for anything - always attempt to complete any dare given to him no matter how stupid (thats how he got the scar on his knee) Loud! (has no inside voice)

TRANSPORT/WHEELS: Walks everywhere - saving up for a motorbike

LIKES: The Who, Dancing (he's weird like that), Hugs, Manga, Vertigo Comics, Salt and Vinegar Chips, Vanilla Coke, Techno Music, Sunny Days, Walking, Doc Martins, Rainy Days, The Beatles, Movies! EXPLOSIONS!!!

DISLIKES: Worms, Being Left Out, Computers Crashing during an important part of the game, His little sister Jasmine when she's being a pain, His friends being hurt or upset by others

NEVER SEEN WITHOUT: His beautiful new Silver iPod Nano 4th Gen with the inscription "Moon"

MOST OFTEN SEEN: At Bookstores and Comicstores drooling over the new releases and old favourites or at the library checking out about 30 books

IDEAL NIGHT OUT: Drinking MadJacks RTDs (or other suitable cheap alcohol) in a park/playground somewhere with Entwistle Daltrey and Townshend

AT HOME: Playing Oblivion, Age of Empires, DotA, Pokemon, or watching dowloaded Anime on the computer. Otherwise Watching his fav TV shows - Dr Who, Heroes, and Lost

FOOD: PIZZA!! Or any meal cooked himself (aka cereal for dinner - joking - can actually cook nice food he can) - Is still a sort of vegetarian like myself (being male doesn't change that)

SCHOOL: Wellington College (maybe?)

THEATRE: Wishes to be a professional actor - performed in Wellington East Girls Colleges Plays - Was a Jet in West Side Story - A Cell Wall and A knife in Beauty and the Beast - Also played Assistant one in the infamous Bread play of 2005! He performed in the fringe play 2b or nt 2b - a mostly male cast - as a modern "emo" Konstantine from Checkov's play The Seagull

CHILDHOOD MEMORY: Exploring the wild grasslands and parks near mine and my friend Ross' houses when we were about 7 or 8, playing Space Explorers and War Battlefields and Pirates

ANYTHING ELSE?: He has recently discovered his love and talent(? ) for drawing and is currently filling a sketchbook full of drawings. Wants to become a drummer like his hero Keith Moon


So there you go - sorry its so long (I did have a lot of time on my hands)
I hope you all give it a go! You don't have to fill out as much as me and if y

3 THINGS

1. Breasts can be annoying - like when you have to hold them while running down stairs . . it can look REEEALLY embarrassing! *is embarrassed*

2. However they could also save your life - like if the reason your running downstairs is to get away from a crazy person with a gun and it doesn't work and you get shot but your breasts prevent the bullet hitting your heart . . HUZZAH!

3. Breasts may be the only reason this video of mine has been viewed 350 times!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QJw8...
They typed in "balloon" and "breasts" and got (to quote dishwisherwasher)
"soft porn............with politics and ugly people"
homg I laffed so hard

Oh and to those who voted National (carryingshopping - who commented 3 times btw)
You voted for CHANGE right?
Well if change means going backwards in time to an era where National made sure the money was "cared for" by giving it to the fatcat companies.
The rich elitists which make up the lower percentile of people profited while your "caring for" families are left with rises in price of health care and education and even basic neccessities such as cheese and petrol,
BUT ITS ALRIGHT BECAUSE THEY HAVE LOWER TAXES

Meanwhile ACT MPs Rodney Hide and Roger Douglas (picking up where they left off in the 80s) may continue PROSTITUTING NEW ZEALAND TO THE HIGHEST OVERSEAS BIDDER

to quote another youtubian dwa2602
"*Cough Cough*

[Cue the sound of no-one laughing]"

Cue the sound indeed . . .

Oh look you came for the breasts BUT LEFT WITH THE POLITICS!!

SUKONDAT dvinexc
"yeah nd i doubt these kidz knw anythng abowt real politiks neway..."

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HOLY SHIET - DID YOU HEAR THAT?
You might have heard it even in NZ

It was super-blastingly hot today in Melbourne . . All I'm wearing is that silver dress and barefeet - the heat hits you in the face when you walk out the door
It smells like warm (yes thats a smell) and asphalt and smoke and earth and pollution

Well I went for a walk got thoroughly hot and dehydrated came home and felt what could have been raindrops - thats weird the sky was so clear and blue before - went inside drank lots of juice, went on the internet then -

BOOMRUMBLERUMBLEBOOMBOOM

LOUDEST THUNDER EVER
OUT OF NOWHERE
AND (I swear) LASTED ABOUT 20 SECONDS - no joke

Oooh the light just flickered

Annnd . . . Now the rains started . .

. . .

Crazy

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SO my NZ friends
What have you been up to?
Comment PLZ