~Sxc tarmac on dat road.

~GRAMPA im naked.

~I lost.

~HELLO?....................Are u dead?!

~Dont drink water coz sex has fish with it.

~Your lack of pennies bag.

~Dogs bark, birds chirp nd cows meow.

~Oh we went ta da bodies exabition nd we saw all da fecies.

~It's not my fault im 4m mayo.

~I got a new van....... u callin me fat?!

~U bastard..... no i ave a father.

~U bastard..... no i am a father

~Under the beep at spar.

~Ice cream.

~Wat u laughin at?!

~Wat u starin at? wat u lookin at?!

~Phyli goes 4 a mc donnalls tru da drive tru nd she drives rite past the speaker ting! me then
where u goin? oh shit i 4got wat i was doin.

~Wetty betty and her wellies.

~The names shon, ericshon.

~Michael jackson dies: my 1st words were oh yay da pedofile is dead.

~Mammy goes oh no he was a child inside with his pedo pan ranch...... me: ya pedo file
ranch.

~Me nd jess in tramore on the walsers: fella who works on em goes ur man bhind da counter wants ur number? so i said do we get a free go if i do nd jess goes ya do we get a free ride? nd he goes its 3euro for a go but free for a ride.

~Jessica takin pics of old men in tramore to c who was GRAMPA.

~Oh ya phyli blame the vodka dats it!!!! dat was the hole reason u said all dose tings.

~Oh god my like.

~Oh god.

~Ok Bye.

~Ok hi.

~Cum ere nd i whisper ya.

~Owww my handbag

~Ju want sum water? ya i was just goin ta get sum! k will ya get me 1?!

~Suck my father

~I itchy back

~I'n not smelly atall.

~Oh shut up father.

~Fluckin Ejit.

~I turned off the candle.

~He looks like the 7up man.

~Lets take a picture of my pee.

~Blonde and slow horse fair.

~We go to da soap party (foam party).

~Gay, gayer.

~Fine be black.

~Where u goin? Im goin ta look at my tush.

~rach sneezed i said bless ya den she goes pleasure wat u on?!

~I sleep fallin up.

~Wen julias ceasor invented ceasor salad maybe he wanted cheese on it...... thats y he was a cheesey bastard.

~Sar spastic.

~There is a laf in my eye............ GET IT OUT.

~Are u makin tea? no.........ur mean.

~My back is gonna give out!! tell it shut up so.

~Dj dead

~W8 4 me my leg is dead....... i w8 4 it ta say HELLO

~My chest is sore 4m laffin! i dont ave a big chest! no my chest inside.

~Mammy compute.

~I cramp in my eye.

~Sleepin bleauty.

~Jfk rang my mudar da odar nite.

~loubrication instead of loubracant.

~Seepin booty

~I cant c jess nemore..........U callin me ugly?!

~U hurt her no 2's.

~*CLAP* *CLAP* Manda turn off the lite.

~We go sleep? No im too period.

~O God....... no aine but close enough.

~Have u c'n home and away? I saw the 1st 1!!!!! No not home alone! home nd away.

~4.20 in the mornin jess's mam rings her: get out of the rain nd da lot of us were in bed.

~4.30 jess goes oh i taste cheese.

~5.00 jess goes oh a tractor just ran in2 my head.

~6.15 i goes outta nowhere OH YUMMY

~6.20 i goes ta sinead we go sleep? Ju snore?!

~U neva put a sausage.

~I'm freezin'............. am its called a pair of trousers.

~I killed my boyfriend!!!!! Did ya?!

~I so smart! o no w8 i not coz i didnt catch da fone!

~She just broke her jumper.

~Gr8 now i have a place for my bra.

~Got jicsaw earings, o ur like a jicsaw neway.

~Look at them 4 a leg.

~U got a pees now aswell

~How ju get down the stairs?.... I walked.....Uso quiet!

~I dont have lime scale atall.

~It's not eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, it's ew.

~Two a da girls are sittin on the couch nd i look at the two of em nd go:....... U ave a sxc bum.......U dont no who im talkin ta.

~Its gettin bright............ I c u more.

~She is sleepin in my sleep.

~I nearly topped myself.

~I said ta jess: jess ur friend is makin me flowers..................... Rach den goes: O nd u call me a lesbian?!

~Britney=v jay jay.

~I made rach laff & milk came out her nose.

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Please come here, - C'mere I want ya.

My runners smell, - Naful smill auf me tackies,

Sorry I didn't quite catch that, - Oi wat ar u sayin.

I was slightly drunk, - I was langers last nite.

How are you ! - How's it goin sham !

You silly person - Ya goul ya

You really are a silly person - Ya goul bag.

I'm afraid that I can't go for that, - I will en me ring

Let's go out and get drunk - will we go on the batter?

May I have a bag of chips with garlic dressing - givus a garlic
chipancheese

You unlawful person - f*ckin' scobe

There was quite a lot of people - there was a rake of people

Running up the street - burnin' up the road

Will you make love to me - gifs the ride

Do you understand me - nowah mean man

I will fight you - i'll claim ya

Theres a swimming pool in the house - poolnalnit

Please leave now - goway ou avit

Run away now - do a legger man

Have you got a cigarette - giz a fag boss

Be quiet - whishtt

Can you ride a horse - canya jock a horse

Hello, I met you before in a pub but I can't remember your name -
How we doin Bud.....

Sorry, I didn't quite catch that - whatru sayin.....

How are you doing - Well, ow we gettin on

You are a silly person - u lala

You really are a silly person - your some lala

Jennifer, would you come here please - Jen-Fer cmere i
wan cha

Lets drive up and down O'Connell Street in our Johnny Go Fast cars at
3.30am with the 1 petrol we have in the car - mon, we go cruisin'.

If you continue to talk to me in that tone of voice I will hit you
-cape it up now and I'll bust you.

I can't think of anything to slag you about, but your last comment
was very funny and everyone is now laughing at me - yah, like ur muther

That boy is quite attractive - I would ya

i promise i am telling the truth - i swear my mothers life

please leave me alone - fuck off will ah.