I rock peas on ma head, but don’t call me a pea-head.
bees on ma head, but don’t call me a bee-head.
Bruce Lee’s on ma head, but don’t call me a Lee-head.
Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.

You wear name brands and I make ma own clothing
I hang out with an apple who love self loathing
“I hate myself”
Pancake on ma face, makes me extra happy
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy
Cause it’s ma show u can’t tell me what to do.
When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.

So, yo I gotta go, it’s time for me to rock it.
I put bologny in ma left pocket
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket.
It’s ma show I’m Andy Milonakis
It’s ma show I’m shmandi’s shmiloshmakis
It’s ma show I’m andy milonakis