CONSEQUENCES

One day in a far away place a lewis dix was eating a monkey when a big fat man called stevie wonders cheese grater who had a serious infectious virus called the golden monkey! he loved to give chloe a good old bit of anal chloe loved it 2! But then her boobs fell out of the plane and got sucked in to the engine she was left boobless for the rest of her life!!
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A long long time ago there was a hand this hand had been places no other hand had been for this hand had been up chloes left nostril in which lived a large bogey called matt dyer who often made love to hundreds & milllions of pixies, these pixies were cool cos they had hats!! These pixies were sex pixes they fucked non-stop with blow up pixie dolls until they burst and their bells went red raw. so they had to see the doctor to apply ointment to reduce the swelling. oooo dear!!
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1 day in bartholomew school there sat a group of teenagers talking about kinky chickens. this was a very important conversation, the fate of the world depened on the outcome of their convo. and then suddenly hanz had a big round cock implanted into his wet faj washing line by accident. it was a big problem especially when he took it up the pie hole along with many mushed bananas 1 by 1 he exploded with banana mush and all the lil monkeys ate him up with their long slimy tounges!!
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once upon a time there lived a hobo called mark. mark was very upset because he'd just found his penis for the first time. he discovered it was actually a tiny winy willy and this made lots and lots of white ponies to make god happy then suddenly the world collapsed everyone's hearts broke and everyone died because she is a fucking emo but in the end no one died they all got done over by rosy who is emo and luvs it ip the faj hole which smelt like a dead mans pouch!! it was damp and mouldy and smelt like jesus's arsehole. it was also very kinky!! get out the whips & chains!! thats how taz likes it!!
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Matt’s Stories

One beautiful day in July 2056 a cyborg robot woke up. He was Frederick Van Duburg the 2nd. He was a very lucky robot, this could be because he was Irish. He liked being Irish not just because of the luck but also because of the fact that Irish girls were so hot and they were amazingly good in bed and they was very kinky!
He liked this!!
You may think it odd that a cyborg could pull a human but it ISNT!
Anyway one day he went to a party and met Rachel, a nice Irish bird. Anyway he got a bit jolly and even a bit trollied (like my rhyming?) and they went to Frederick Van Duburg the 2nds crib. Once here they screwed for hours and hours and days and weeks non-stop. In September they finally finished and had a look around the place. The walls, ceiling and floor was all covered in jism!! Lots and lots of it!!!
The End
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Kim and Chloe
Once upon a time there was 2 ickle hobos. Now one was called kim & the other was chloe. They was SEXUAL!!! Very SEXUAL!!
Suddenly it was Friday crazy isn’t it! But this is an important day because it is national KINKY day!! So anyway kim nd chloe found matt’s huge penis in the bin. They fort they had better return it. This was easy cos it had his address written on it. So they found his house well it was actually a big box but oh well.
They knocked on the door nd matt answered and they were like woah hes HOT!!
So he invited them in and you can guess what happened. Well it involved lots of jism, yelling, pubic hairs and HARDCORE RUMPA DUMPING!!
YAY!!!!!
The End
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My hubby - Ben xxx
My wife -
My Mum -
My dad -
My Big bro - Ben xxx
My Lil Bro -
My Big Sis -
My Lil Sis -
My son -
My daughter -
My boyfriend - HANZ xxxxxxx
My girlfriend - Katie xxx
My Twin - AMZ!!
My amazing friend - Hanz xxx
My fuck buddy - Hanz xxx
My muppet - Hanz xxx
My luver - Hanz xxx
My uncle - Rhys xxx
My auntie -
My cousin -
My niece -
My nephew -
My bessie m8 in school - Hanz xxx
My bessie m8 out of school - Ben xxx
My blondest m8 - Loti xxx
My bit on the side - Katie xxx
My pennygwyn lover - Katie xxx
My messer upper -
My fairy god mother - Betty xxx
My fairy god father - Hanz xxx
My random m8 - Matty D xxx
My weirdest m8 - Matty D xxx
My sxc m8 - Betty xxx
My m8 wid da sxciest voice - Ben xxx
My guardian angels - Amz n Hanz xxx
My bodyguard - Hanz xxx
My slave -
My valentine - Hanz xxx
My lovely boy - Hanz xxx
My always be there for you friend - Gardiner xxx
My sexi boy - Hanz xxx
My sex slave - Hanz xxx
My hot admirer - Hanz xxx
My cleaner -
My sxc butler - Hanz xxx
My special one - Hanz xxx
My shoppoholic friend -
My god - Hanz xxx
My hero -
My chatterbox -
My pimp - Hanz xxx
My stalker - Hanz xxx
My gay friend -
My pet dog - Betty xxx
My girlie -
My godfather -
My godmother -
My love - Hanz xxx
My side-kick -
My crazy m8 - Matty D xxx
My super cool person -
My drunken friend -
My class mate -
My friend 4 life - Hanz xxx
My partner in crime -
My primary school partners in crime - Emma n jess xxx
My bus buddies - Rachel n Sam xxx
My yr7 girlies - Betty, Loti n Eli xxx
My sugar loving friend - Hanz xxx

1. Wot's ur Name?
2. R we close?
3. Wot do u think of me?
4. Wud u kiss me?
5. Describe me in 3 words?
6. Wot was ur 1st impression of me?
7. Do u still think the same?
8. What reminds u of me?
9. If u cud giv me anythin wot wud it b?
10. How well do u know me?
11. Wot do u like best about me?
12. Ever wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldn't?
13 Cud u ever love me?
14. Give me a nickname & explain why?
15. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat I say bout u?
16. Anythin 2 say b4 u go?