YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN ISLANDER WHEN....cheers hani.....

>* There is an accident and you are the only one laughing.

>* Your Mother says that at 25, you're too young to have a GALFREN

>* you ask for a dust pan and get handed a magazine or newspaper.

>* You run into Grandma at the Shopping Centre wearing one white and one red sock....with jandles.

>* Being whacked with a leather belt is considered discpline not child abuse.

>* At any major function, instead of a plate, your food comes in a box that used to hold a 24 pack of softdrink.

>* You run into a mountain of shoes blocking the front door to the house.

>* You've always been given a hiding with a rubber jandle but had to go fetch it first.

>* You ask for some gel to put in your hair before you go out and ur mum throws u a bottle of baby oil instead.

>* You can sprint barefoot on sharp stones and rocks.

>* You have an Aunty with a fully grown moustache.

>* You go to an Island Social and the band members are wearing dark shades even though it's late in the evening.

>* You have an Uncle who is always drunk and starts fights at family weddings and at anybody elses.

>* You call a computer - gomputa, Coke- Goke and drugs - trucks.

>* You've been given a hiding by your Father that lasted more than half an hour.

>* Your sister has more muscular legs than your father.

>* You have sat in a 4-seater car with up to 8 other people.

>* All cereals are called 'Gorn Flakes'.

>* You're getting a hiding and your parents ask,"what are you crying for"?.

>* You've been wacked silly by your Mother in front of mates in public.

>*you think you're a pro at volleyball.

>* You have a huge banquet on Sunday and live on left overs for the rest of the week.

>* You bring your palagi friends over to watch "movies" and just as it starts, your Mum turns the TV off and says, "time for our family prayer."

>* You've had an afro at some stage in your life (boys AND gurls) and thought you looked cool.

>* You almost drown at the beach and when the life guards return u 2 ur parents they kindly thank them, then before they both give you a hiding.

>* You go to the islands rich and come back poor....
>* You need a sleep after every meal.
>* A relation of yours drives a taxi; or a bus.
and last but not least.......
>* You know the difference between all the different kinds of corn beef

yup dis lil guy hia is totally parental advisory.....with a lil bit of lil jon....blendin in da perfect mixture..................