Here are a few of the moments in my life where my mind hasn't quite been in gear or i haven't thought about what i was saying/doing!!

1. Dad: "what film is this quote from : "Is it safe?" "
Me: "BAMBI!!!!??? "
turned out the answer was marathon man!!! lol

2. Me: "Ann, the board cleaner is stuck to the board!!!!!"
Ann: "That's coz it's magnetic Sarah!!"

3. Cooking in home ec we were melting butter on the stove or something and i was wondering why it was taking so long.....i'd forgotten to turn the oven on!!! WOOPS!!!

4. while serving a customer at work:
Me: "Would you like to keep the jumper?"
I was meaning to say would you like to keep the hanger!!! lol

5. Parking my car on my drive at home (it's quite steep!!) i forgot to put the handbrake on. I took my foot off the footbrake and went flying down the hill!! Again - WOOPS!!!

6. At lunch one day:
Mum: "better not put the cheese next to my coffee in case it melts."
Me: "Cheese doesn't melt!!!"
Eh, yeah it does!!!

7. Just a question I HAD to have answered:
Me to my dad: "can you faint while your asleep?"
apparantly not!!!

8. In the middle of the night once (pitch black outside):
Me in my head : "Has anyone taken in the washing?!?"

9. In advanced higher geography:
Mrs F to the 4 of us: "what is Birmingham famous for making?"
Me: "HAM?!?"
apparantly not but in my defence she did put an emphasis on the ham in Birminham so i thought she was giving us a clue!!!

10. Mistaking the words in the Pussycat Dolls song "When I grow up":
Me (singing): ..."When I grow up i wanna see the world, drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies!!"...
Er i think its meant to be groupies not boobies!!!! lol

11. In a driving lesson once i was sitting at lights and i went to move off...i wasn't in gear so wasn't going very fast!!! lol

12. Another driving one:
Again at lights but i'd passesd my test this time....tried to move off with my handbrake still on!! I was wondering why i wasn't going anywhere!!! lol

13. another blonde question
is there anysuch thing as an anorexic cow???

can't remember anymore just now but watch this space there will probz be a lot more to come...................!!!

1. Full Name: Sarah Anne Newnham
2. Nicknames: NEWNHAM!!!!! lol
3. Birthday: 15th june
4. Place of Birth: Dundee (or scumdee whichever!!)
5. Zodiac Sign: Gemini
6. Male or female: Female
7. Grade: Grade of what?!?!
8. School: Bunkheed but nae 4 very much longer!!
9. Occupation: p/t tesco checkout person
10. Residence: a house! lol
11. MSN Screen Name: dont hav 1.


12. Hair Colour: Strawberry blonde (NOT ginger!!!)
13. Hair Length: shoulder length but soon 2 b a proper bob.
14. Eye colour: blue with a tiny bit of green sometimes.
15. Weight: 2 heavy!!!!
16. Height: a dwarfy 5 ft 4. SOB!!!
17. Braces? nope never
18. Glasses? yup Max mara ones. BLING!!!
19. Piercings: not yet.
20. Tattoos: no
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty!!!

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Sarah L (since p3 AWWW)
23. First Award: brownies probably or swimming.
24. First Sport You Joined: swimming or netball
25. First pet: i'm deprived never had one
26. First Real Vacation: Florida of course!!!
28. First Love: Louis Kingsy think his name was he proposed but we were only at nursery!!! lol

___ Favourites___

29. Movie: Scary ones basically!!!
30. TV programme: Neighbours or home and away.
32. Rapper: don't really like rappers
33. Band: BON JOVI totally rock but luv westlife and mcfly 2!!!
34. Song Right Now: Low - flo rida or 4 minutes madonna.
35. Friend: all my buddies!!!
36. Sweet: Chocolate...Duh!!!
37. Sport to Play: golf
38. Restaurant: Royal china or sumwhere italian
39. Favourite brand: Jane Norman
40. Store: Again Jane Norman
41. School Subject: NOT maths probz geography.
42. Animal: huskies
43. Book: patricia cornwell ones
44. Magazine: Heat
45. Shoes: my cowboy boots!!!

___Currently___

46. Feeling: anxious - exams r coming!!!
47. Single or Taken? single (sob)
48. Have a crush: a major one actually!!!
49. Eating: nuthn
50. Drinking: nuthn
51. Typing: this
52. Online?: em...yeah!!!
53. Listening To: my computer hummiong away.
54. Thinking about: exams
55. Wanting To: pass my exams and leave skool!!!
56. Watching: the keyboard
57. Wearing: boring black and white skool clothes not telln what else!!! lol

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids? course
59. Want to be married? totally
60. Careers in Mind: Lawyer
61. Where do you want to live: somewhere sunny!!!

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour: dark hair that aint greasy or too long.
64. Hair length: not too long but not bald.
65. Eye colour: anything
66. Measurment: taller than me but thats easy!!!
67. Cute or Sexy: both
68. Lips or Eyes: i like big lips!!! but eyes too
70. Short or Tall: tall
71. Easygoing or serious: both
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
73. Fatty or Skinny: can i say middle?
74. Sensitive or Loud: middle
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: Both!
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: gotta b a bad boy!!!

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: i dont no! probz!!
79. Had Achohol: obviously its gr8!!!
80. Taken Drugs: nope
81. Ran Away From Home: no
82. Broken a bone: no
83. Got an X-ray: yep lyk 100
84. Been with someone like as in hooked-up with someone: thats private!!!
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: dnt think so!!
86. Broke Up With Someone: nope
87. Cried When Someone Died: a whole lot!!!
88. Cried At School: almost.

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: no
91. Love At First sight: i think so
92. Ghosts: nope
93. Aliens: god no
94. Soul Mates: o yeh!!!
95. Heaven: no but id like to go there if that makes sense!!!
96. Hell: no
97. Angels: kinda
98. Kissing on The First Date: wats rong with that if they're hot??
99. Horoscopes: nope mines always rong!! i've yet to meet that tall handsome stranger from 3 years ago!!!

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? Yeah the person i have the major crush on!! dont think theres any hope 4 me there tho!!! (sob!!!)

1. Siobhan:
Well she's my best mate so most moments are the best!!! one time is when she recorded my hiccups cause they are hilarious!! o and another is when she sent me a ringtone through bluetooth nd it wasnt finished so we let it finish in class nd then my fone rang when it did finish!! she literally through my fone at me to make it stop!! BEAMER!!! Good times!!!

2. Andrew:
He's my little cousin. Anytime i see him is good really. A good time was when we were playing a bmx game on his playstation and he totally thrashed me!!!

3. Jennifer:
My big sister so every day is a favourite moment!! the most recent one is when we had a good laugh at the painters when they were singing!!! And that funny song we heard in spain it went something like "flooby floob floob flooby..." we were singing that A LOT after tht!!!

4. Jen:
My best mate too!!! She is hilarious!! favourite moments are our table football matches. My favourite one of those is the one where i was in stitches and then did this really weird burp!! i was laughing at the time so that's why it was weird. That was soo funny!!!

5. Ann:
Another best m8!!! What can i say... Ann is hilarious drunk!!! i loved our little sing song at her last party. 4 of us were literally screaming the house down to living on a prayer!!! TEEHEE!!! but the best moment has to be..."GET OFF!!! GET OFF!!!" this was to a black plastic bag nd i couldnt stop laughing!! it was stuck to her foot nd wouldnt come off! Good times!!!

6. Kirsty:
Never met her but speak to her over bebo and email. Cant really say i have a favourite moment but like speaking to her!!!

7. Sarah:
Known her since primary 3. been through a lot since then. luv all our sleep overs we had and the time i wanted to sleep with a box of celebrations and a card under my pillow because the person i fancied at the time had given me it for my birthday. LOL

8. Lisa:
Standard grade Geography and Adele stealing all her elbow room!!! that was funny coz they kept arguing. o and the yes no game we had with the rubber!! dont think any of those things ever came true.

9. Faye:
Higher Geography and all its banter!! liked our little scat singing sessions!!!

10. Sophie:
Higher maths and our sing-a-longs to the radio. and the time with the "Can you go yourself?" my teacher asked me this when i asked to go to the toilet. i was in 5th yer at the time so it wasnt a difficult answer!!

11. Jonny:
Advanced higher maths and the time i found the drawing "i'd always wanted" in my book. i was in stitches but had to say the wrong thing!!!

12. Hayley:
Higher Geography and our quotes of the day and singing the song from mulan!!

13. Graham:
That 30 minute conversation we had in the staff canteen where i basically babbled for the whole time!! Also you saying i was going to be a scaffy!!

14. Sarah D:
My work friend. Asking her if i could sell alcohol to an 80 year old woman. i hate having to ask when its as obvious as that!!

15. Alison:
My cousin. All the times when we were younger!!! i seem to remember making paper flowers for her wedding but i couldnt do it properly or quick enough!!!

16. Neil:
It has to be Higher French!!! what a laugh that was. our study period wasnt really a study period but more of a talking period!! lol