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Steven Mccahill

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  • Male, Luv 20
  • from ardara co. donegal
  • I am Single
  • Profile views: 15,498
  • Member since: June 2006
  • Last active: 8/21/08
  • www.bebo.com/stevie_mc99
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
.......wel!!
Music
I like dance, rap, pop music n classical!!do i fuck like classical..anything at all as long as me n dermot can sing it on d bus 2 footie!!
Films
I dont watch films much, im only aloud 2 watch parental guidance ones!joke!!.i jus dont be bothered watchin films like i have plenty of better things 2 do!!yeah rite..
Sports
I love man united(hard 2 beat), I dont mind girls football as lng as da woman arent muscly cunts!!
Scared Of
horny gay boys like declan!!
Happiest When
im happy all da time wats da point being grumpy ur goina die sumtime!
in MEDJAGORI!!!
my past time
being a bum nda town wit da lads r actin da cunt sumwhere!!
new years resolution
nt 2 worri bou stuff n take it easy...

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  • Funny Podge n Rodge sayins!


    I'm as sick as a small hospital

    I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child

    She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se

    Your' re as welcome as a f*rt in a spacesuit

    My mouth's as dry as a nuns cr@ck

    He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup

    He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician

    As funny as a burning orphanage

    He's so camp, he shites tent pegs

    I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes

    I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover)

    (when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress

    She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn

    As busy as the dalkey dole office

    Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit

    As tight as a nun's knickers

    I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn

    I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of
    the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.

    Up and down like a hoor's knickers

    No show pony but would do for a ride around the house

    Did your mother find out who your father is yet?

    What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt

    I left her with a face like a painters radio

    A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard

    Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche

    As fit as a butcher's dog

    She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book

    Not even the tide would take her out

    Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her

    Daz wouldn't shift her

    Des Kelly wouldn't lay her

    A sniper wouldn't take her out

    Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle

    If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one

    She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a nettle

    She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede

    She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab

    If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall

    0 Comments 342 weeks

  • jus do it!


    1. Whats your Name?
    2. Are we close?
    3. What do you think of me?
    4. Do you fancy me?
    5. Would u kiss me?
    6. would u fuk me?
    7. Describe me in 3 words?
    8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
    9. What was ur first impression of me?
    10. Do u still think the same?
    11. What reminds u of me?
    12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
    13. How well do u know me?
    14. What do u like best about me?
    15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
    16. Could you ever love me?
    17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
    18. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
    19. Anything 2 say b4 u go?

    24 Comments 366 weeks

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  • Ian Molloy
    Ian Molloy

    hey.. having a 21th in Paddys Bar glenties on friday 13th of febuary at half 9..bring friend! everyone welcome....NO Pets please :L hope to see you there!

    1/30/09
  • Gemma McCahill
    Gemma McCahill

    No way steve..why bebo?

    8/11/08
  • Gemma McCahill 5/22/08
  • Feet Murrin
    Feet Murrin

    A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun. He decides to approach her anyway. "Sister, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen and I must have sex with you." he says. "I'm sorry but I've given my body to God." she replies and then leaves. Suddenly the bus driver turns around to the guy and says "I know a way you can get her in the sack." The bus driver tells the guy about how the nun goes to confessional everyday at 3 in the afternoon. The bus driver tells the guy his plan and the guy leaves happy knowing he's going to get some. The next day at 3 the guy is in the booth dressed as a priest. When the nun approaches in the darkness he says "Sister, God has told me I must have sex with you." She replies "Well if God has said it, we must do it. However because of my strong commitment to God I will only take it up the ass." The guy figures this isn't a problem and proceeds to have the best sex ever. After it is over he whips off his outfit and says, "Surprise I'm the guy on the bus." With that the nun turns around and says, "Surprise I'm the bus driver."

    4/18/08
  • Jillian Furey

    Hi! 182This is an invitation to join Irelands own social networking website w w w . n i m b l e . i e My w w w . n i m b l e . i e username is jillybaby182

    3/19/08
  • Kevin Mc Cabe
    Kevin Mc Cabe

    dat was hard

    2/26/08
  • Saragh Connolly
    Saragh Connolly

    ha ha memba!:L :L :L :P

    2/26/08
  • Tanya Doherty
    Tanya Doherty

    hahahahaahhahaahahahaa!!!! I know who it is!:L

    2/16/08
  • Pól Mulligan
    luv Pól Mulligan

    yes sir hey al ring ya wenever mauris gets bak 2 town ! quality shit like it il do ur bak da world of gd hey!!!

    2/8/08
  • Maeve Given
    Maeve Given

    lol.....luvn da nu pic steve:L :L :L :L janet z hi...:L :L :L :L

    1/26/08
  • Catherinaa Molloy
    Catherinaa Molloy

    Hi! This is an invitation to join Irelands own social networking website Nimble .ie My Nimble .ie username is catalicicious197

    1/24/08
  • Meabh O' Donnell

    I must admit hey, that is one class profile photo!! :D

    1/11/08
  • Eileen Mc Glinchey
    Eileen Mc Glinchey

    hello stevie hey thay foto of u and ur big bottle of champaigne isup finally !!

    1/11/08
  • Beckii Mate.

    PARTY MY HOUSE 5TH JAN BE THERE!!!! ....den we'l hit limerz!!:D (for me bday!!) mwah xxxxxx

    12/29/07
  • Bryan Collum
    Bryan Collum

    mccahill ya shnake

    12/19/07
  • Caroline Maloney
    Caroline Maloney

    Hi! This is an invitation to join Irelands own social networking website Nimble .ie My Nimble .ie username is cazmaloney114

    12/13/07
  • Caroline Maloney
    Caroline Maloney

    Hi! This is an invitation to join Irelands own social networking website Nimble .ie My Nimble .ie username is cazmaloney114

    12/13/07
  • Michelle Mc Hugh
    Michelle Mc Hugh

    >>Keep bleedin keep keep bleedin in luv..... Listen... wer's dat sound cumn frm?!!! :L :L

    12/8/07