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- Me, Myself, and I
- Im a 5'2 Ronnie corbet lookalike with the capacity to drink more then my own body weight. A skill that i have perfected since i have been in Surfers Paradise.
You may know me as The Turner, Stella, Tiny, Ruby, Ronnie Corbet, Oompa Loompa, Little one, Half pint, Stumpy, midget or my favorite The Midget, dont know why though?
Living the dream in Australia - Well if you call living on about 50p a week, having to ask how far you can get with 2 bucks on the bus,and drinking Goon and Passion Pop which contains milk, fish, and eggs. Then yeah I am living the dream. Currently residing in Coogee where I live with 3 brazillian Dudes?! Random I know!
- Good old Rock and roll baby.The stones, Charlatans, The Kooks, Ian Brown Kings of Leon, The Killers, The Stone Roses, Artic Monkeys, The Who, Bowie, The Jam, bit of handbag house. You know Baby D and all them old ones. Most things that i can shake my arse to really.
- Indiana jones, Dirty dancing, (Nobody puts baby in the corner)Lock Stock, Garden State, The butterfly effect, Snatch
- Up the Gunners!
- Scared Of
- Myself after a couple bottles of Passion Pop. That stuff is Leathal.
- Happiest When
- Eating, Drinking, watching football
- When in doubt Clap!
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Ok ok everyone Im back. Nice to know you are all worried about me. Even if it is cause I havent been on the bebo for a while.
I wont neglect the bebo again Im sorry! The Turner is back!
2 Comments 335 weeks
> 1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
> 2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
> 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when
> your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
> 4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
> 5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008
> into a calculator.
> 6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
> 7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
> You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have
> a fire in your back garden.
> 10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
> 11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
> 12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
> 13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
> 14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy
> 15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
> 16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
> 17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call
> your teacher mum or dad.
> 1 The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at
> the first given opportunity.
> 19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
> 20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way
> through and then raced against the flush.
> 21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong !
> 22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
> 23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
> 24) You never ever run out of salt.
> 25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
> 26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
> 27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've
> your hand or head stuck in something.
> 2 No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
> 29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had
> their arm broken by a swan.
> 30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping
> an upturned plug.
> 31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
> 32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of
> wood specifically to stir paint with.
> 33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
> 34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
> 35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip
1 Comment 341 weeks
Please if anyone sees me hanging around Vicar Street. Well stop me. Hit me, tie me down, lock me away. That place is wrong. The people are wrong. Its just....well wrong. Had the most mental weekend and now im certainly paying for it. Do not ever want to feel like this again. Rough aint the word!
1 Comment 345 weeks
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