"Celtic Football Club is the fans, without them there is no club." - Paul McStay

"I've played in lots of big games and stadiums but I've never witnessed fans making that much noise in 90 minutes" - Owen Hargreaves, Bayern Munich

"They are a superb set of fans and they love to see us battle for the cause" - Bobo Balde.

"The atmosphere here was unbelievable and it's an honour to play in such an arena." - Oliver Khan

"Celtic fans, you are great, you are marvellous" - Sepp Blatter

"The best fans on the continent" - El Mundo Deportivo, Barcelona

"Celtic have one of the most incredible, and aggressive, supports in the entire world." - Frank De Boer (!)

"Celtic Park... is the noisiest ground in the world." - Hugh Dallas(!!)

"They are a fantastic club with amazing support." - Henrik Larsson

"The atmosphere generated by the fans in Celtic's stadium for our visit was the most impressive I have ever witnessed." - Xavi, Barcelona

"'I speak for everyone when I describe the behaviour of the Celtic supporters as immaculate. With all the bother concerning racial insults and hooligan behaviour these fans were a breath of fresh air." - Barcelona Police spokesman.

"I have been in football a long time but never known an atmosphere like tonight. The Celtic fans were like nine extra men for their team" - Vladimir Weiss, Artmedia coach

"The Celtic supporters were out of this world. I've still to find supporters to better them." - Tommy Gemmell

"The Celtic supporters know their football." - Shunsuke Nakamura

"I fell a bit in love with Celtic, because the atmosphere was amazing and the crowd was magnificent, the way they behaved with the Porto fans." - Jose Mourinho

"The atmosphere inside Celtic Park is one of the best in Europe - it's absolutely incredible." - Sven-Goran Eriksson

"It is spectacular to see the fans like that." - Alberto Gilardino

"In my experience, which embraces big matches at Old Trafford, Anfield, Ibrox, the San Siro and the Nou Camp, there's nowhere else remotely like Parkhead on a Champions League night" - Brian Viner, Independant

1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA

3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4.If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances.
I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA

9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA

11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can.
One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down.
One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner,ale,lager,etc
One point to BEER

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it
One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them

go on d boys in green
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