IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY?
start of something new

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
look around

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
can you feel the love tonight

WHATS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
America

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
who do you think you are

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
it takes two

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
look after you

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
dreamin of you

WHAT IS 2+2?
kirbys house

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BESTIE?
everybody

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
get right

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
once upon a dream

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
wannabe

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
I wonder

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
were all in this together

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
homeless

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
no tommorow

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
sex on fire

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST Fear?
us against he world

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
shut up and let me go

Mouth: And here he is, ladies and gentlemen, Lucas Scott. What's happening, baby? 137 and 3 going into tonight's contest.
Junk: He sucks.
Mouth: And as a special bonus, we're joined in the booth by Junk Moreti.
Junk: You don't even have a booth.

Lucas: (talking about basketball) I loved it and I was good at it. I mean, you ever have something that you knew that you were better at than almost anybody else?
Peyton: Sex. (Lucas raises an eyebrow) Joke.

Whitey: What was your average when you played for me?
Keith: Hum... About five thousand and six beers a night.
Whitey: Well, at least you were consistent.

Dan: You're full of crap!
Whitey: It comes with old age, Danny! Constipation.

(Lucas fails to catch the ball on his first game)
Peyton: Nice hands!
Lucas: Nice Legs!

Lucas: Did you change your hair?
Karen: If by "change" you mean "drag a brush through it", then yeah.

Brooke: I mean, I think about the future sometimes and it scares me. But then I think, “I’ll go to college, I’ll join the right sorority, I’ll marry a rich guy.” Unless I get fat.

Brooke: I think Nathan likes tutor girl, tutor girl likes Lucas and i know i like Lucas and i have no idea who the hell you like anymore, this has turned into one big love rectangle plus one... whatever that is.

Brooke: Now I know how this dress looks like on a witch.
Peyton: Go Brooke yourself.

Lucas: I love you Brooke, I don't know how else to say it.
Brooke: How about how you show it?? I am not pushing you away Lucas, I am holding on for dear life! But I need you to need me back! Why wouldn't you tell me about the kiss and why wouldn't you call me while you were away and why won't you ever just let me all the way in?

Dan: So, how's life without basketball?
Lucas: It's better than life without Keith.

Rachel: Well, well.. I would like to make a toast, to Cooper's toast, about love. But, wait a minute, what could Nathan and Haley possibly know about love? I mean, they're only seventeen, right? Right Cooper? You see, Cooper seems to think a seventeen-year old couldn't possibly know anything about love. Of course, you know, that didn't stop him from having sex with me. Right? To sex with Cooper!

Haley: She doesn't want to go. She doesn't wanna see her high school sweetheart slash your brother Dan slash the jerk who abandoned Lucas slash the father of Nathan, the team's star player slash my wrists if I hear the story again. Let's go.

Peyton: I heard you were naked in his car.
Brooke: No, I was partially naked. At one point I had mittens on cause it was cold.

Nathan: I'm calling for Haley James.
Haley: Yeah, this is her.
Nathan: Hey it's Nathan Scott. Um... I really need your help.
Haley: Sorry this isn't her.

Nathan: You're Haley James, right?
Haley: I'm sorry. I'm best friends with Lucas.
Nathan: Well, then I'm sorry too.

Whitey: (He sees Lucas with two basketballs covering his private parts) I was just getting used to low-waist jeans. Lets go, ball boy.

Whitey: Oh, by the way, there's a half naked girl in the back seat of your car. I just thought you'd like to know.

Peyton: I guess I'm just a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a bitch.

Peyton: in fact, I'm pretty sure I don't need you at all.
Lucas: Pretty sure?

Haley: Yeah this is my house. Um... we're staying here while we renovate the mansion.
Nathan: It's not like I was trying to show off.
Haley: Wasn't that your default setting? Sorry.

Haley: Do you think maybe- I mean, just maybe- he’s had a change of heart?
Lucas: Hmm. That requires a heart.

These are some things that you JUST WANNA do in the shop

1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layby.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, leap out and say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

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