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- Two people touching lips, hands on each others hips, nothing else in the world but one another
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- Here's everything in my iTunes
AC/DC, Areosmith, Alien Ant Farm, Arctic Monkeys, Beastie Boys, Bloc Party, Blur, Brant Bjork, Buckcherry, Coldplay, Crazy Town, Deep Purple, Dope, Dragonforce, Dream Theater, Eagles Of Death Metal, Feeder, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, Hero's & Zero's, The Hives, Incubus, Iron Maiden, Janes Addiction, Jet, Jimi Hendrix, The Killers, Kings Of Leon, Korn, Kyuss, Lamb Of God, Led Zeppelin, Lenny Kravitz, Liam Lynch, Linkin Park, Lostprophets, Masters Of Reality, Metalica, Mondo Generator, Muse, Newtown Faulkner, Nickelback, Nirvana, Oasis, The Offspring Paolo Nutini, Pearl Jam, Pendulum, Pink Floyd, The Prodigy, Puddle Of Mudd, Queen, Queens Of The Stone Age, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, The Ramones, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rise Against, Screaming Trees, Slipknot, Smashing Pumkins, Soundgarden, Stereophonics, System Of A Down, Tenacious D, Tool, Trivium, Velvet Revolver, Victor Wooten, Wheatus, The White Stripes, Wolfmother.... The End - Films
- War of the Worlds, The Italian Job, Mission Imposible 3 for the win!!!
emm... Hot Fuzz and all the pirates of the carabien (if thats how to spell it) and i cant think of any more. - Sports
- I really cant be assed so im just going to say football
loads of fun stuff
, but most of the time Ross is lazy with me (Veronica) - Football Teams
- ABERDEEN!!! woohoo Man U and Tottenham will own everyone else!!!
unless that aberdeen r playing man u or tottenham then aberdeen will win of course - Happiest When
- with cool ppl like my friends
- If
- you find yourself in jail, a Good Friend will be trying to bail you out......... A Best Friend will be in the cell next to you saying "Damn, that was fun!"
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Australian Tourism
The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors.
They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour.
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Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
*A We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
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*Q Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
*A Depends how much you've been drinking.
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*Q I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks (Sweden)?
*A Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
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*Q Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
*A What did your last slave die of?
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*Q Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
*A A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not ... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
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*Q Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
*A Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
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*Q Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
*A Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
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*Q Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
*A Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is ... oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
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*Q Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)
*A You are a British politician, right?
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*Q Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
*A No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
Milk is illegal.
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*Q Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
*A Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
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*Q I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)
*A It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
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*Q I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
*A Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
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*Q Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
*A Yes, gay night clubs.
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*Q Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
*A Only at Christmas.
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*Q I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was sta
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The International Council of Man Laws.
The International Council of Man Laws.
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.
3: Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
4: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
5: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
7: In the mini-bus, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
8: When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
9: You may fart in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment (commonly known as a Dutch oven), she's officially your girlfriend.
10: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
11: Only in situations of mortal and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
12: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
13: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
14: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
15: Women who claim they 'love to watch sports' must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
16: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
17: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
18: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
19: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
20: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
21: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
22: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken monkey sex. The fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
23: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
24: Thou shall not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
25: The girl who replies to the question 'What do you want for Christmas?' with 'If you loved me, you'd know what I want!' gets an Xbox 360 End of story.
26: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.
27: It is not permissible to make eye contact when watching porn with your mates. Furthermore, this is only one of two circumstances under which it is allowed to have an erection with friends in the room, the other being when you are 'spit roasting' a woman.
28: We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
* 'GUTS' is arrivi0 Comments 273 weeks
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Hippy James11/21/10I racked in $664 in 3 days doing stuff on the computer! It's all because of - http://x.co/KTGr friends help friends!
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11/18/09
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11/11/09
Mrs.Awesome
hello baby how r u ?? r u having fun ?? is ur toe better ?? i love u so much my gorgeous baby boy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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11/8/09
Mrs.Awesome
hello baby boy how r u ? wuu2 ?? i love u so much more xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxx
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Mrs.Awesome10/28/09
ok jst they way u answerd the last message i love u so so so much more my gorgeous baby boy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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10/28/09
Mrs.Awesome
do u not wnt 2 be ?? wots wrong wi u ?? i love u so so much more my gorgeous baby boy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxx
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10/28/09
Mrs.Awesome
awww yes u r. ur my baby
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10/28/09
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RAWR!!! bebo comment for baby
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10/22/09
Mrs.Awesome
RAWR hello baby how r u ??? r u having fun at the hair dressesrs ?? i love u so so much more my gorgeous baby boy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Mrs.Awesome10/20/09
to u yeah.... bt not 2 me...... me changing it had nothing 2 do with not wanting u in it!!!! i love u loads my gorgeous baby boy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx
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Mrs.Awesome10/20/09
i have 2 go baby, speak 2 u l8r i love u so much more my gorgeous baby boy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx
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Mrs.Awesome10/20/09
cause i like it, its like the only pic of me that i think i look pretty in.... ok sorry, i love u so much more my gorgeous baby boy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Mrs.Awesome10/20/09
y not ?? well u had it as ur background for a while or 1 very simialr at least.... i love u so much more my gorgeousd baby boy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x
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Mrs.Awesome10/20/09
sorry... just felt like changing it, yeah cause i no ud take a rager, bt i thought u liked this pic so changed and didnt think u would mind.... i love u so much more my gorgeous baby boy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxx
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Mrs.Awesome10/20/09
y wouldnt i wnt u in my pic ?? was jst i like that pic so thought i would put it as my profile pic.... i love u so much more my gorgeous baby boy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Mrs.Awesome10/20/09
well sorry, bt iv changed it bk so y ru still so upset wi me, ok sorry, i didnt relise it upset u so much................. i love u xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxx
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Mrs.Awesome10/20/09
erm u took that 1.... i am not raging at u i jst dnt get y ur making such a big deal of this when it dsnt really matter, yeah as a joke, bt it didnt really bother me what ur phone background was.... love u xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Mrs.Awesome10/20/09
cause its rediculas, yr raging at me over my pic, gping in a mood wi me 4 nothing.... and i dnt no wot 2 do.... wer always arguing jst now
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Mrs.Awesome10/20/09
ok.... your making far 2 much of a big deal about this.... i do like having a pic wi u in it, bt i jst thought i would change it cause i liked hat pic..... and now ur raging at me over a fkn pictuire.............. love u xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Mrs.Awesome10/20/09
wtf!! y is it making u so un happy??? i love u loads x xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxx
love you for ever and always
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