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  • My "Graded" Religious Education "Wedding plans".....I got a F

    These are the Wedding plans i thought of, comment your thoughts pleasies...

    1pm -The tophat wearing John Wayne arrives drunk by surfboard.
    1:30pm -John Wayne has consumed enough raw coffee to become sober.
    1:50pm -The " already high" guests and Rascal the goose arrive at the church, which is in the middle of the desert...
    2pm -Elvis Presly arrives drunk and loaded.
    2:20pm -Elvis has consumed enough raw coffee to become sober.
    2:30pm -John Wayne the vicar begins the service.
    2:40pm - Rascal the goose takes the rings to the Sulking bride and loaded groom.
    2:45pm -The groom steps on the front of the bride's dress, ripping most of the front off...Oh well...You win some, you lose some...
    2:50pm -The happy [but high] couple are married.
    3pm -John Wayne punched a guest after being called a "Bon Jovi lookalike", he then proceeds to attempt to sing "Livin' on a prayer" while loaded.
    3:30pm -Elvis has a fight with the groom after being called drunk,While Elvis downs Jack Daniels the groom threatens him with "legal action".
    3:40pm -The guests and the vicar, John Wayne proceed to eat the wedding feast. John Wayne only eating the cake, which is full of vodka, he then has a fight with Elvis and falls in the rest of the cake.
    5pm -The bride yells at the groom then she falls into a pothole, the groom [who is howling with laughter] does not help.[Note: the bride drops her bouquet as she falls, the pink roses get wet and slowly turn white]
    5:10pm -John Wayne does a amazing guitar solo in front of the church, he looks pissed when the groom takes his guitar away and the groom threatens to sue him. Again.
    5:40pm -Several ambulances are called and more than several "police riot vans" are called in.
    6pm -The guests assemble for pictures in front of the church, Along with the SWAT team.
    6:10pm -John Wayne is seen legging it with as much booze as he can carry.
    7pm -The bride and groom leave by helicopter.
    7:05pm -John Wayne jumps onto the helicopter, the groom loses his shoe trying to kick John Wayne.
    8pm -John Wayne falls of the helicopter and lands on George Bush.Who then declares war on John Wayne[Two weeks too late].

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