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- are you doing that smirk??
- Me, Myself, and I
- i really cannot help but laugh my ass off
&&&&&&&& im Emy
i dont really wanna lose an arm
IN THE BIG PHOTO WE'RE STANDING ON A ROOFTOP
- The Other Half Of Me
I give her letters from Lizard
- I Love
- Dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn x
- sb rb dr bj cn cg lt sg
- i cannot believe that i am seventeen
These are the Wedding plans i thought of, comment your thoughts pleasies...
1pm -The tophat wearing John Wayne arrives drunk by surfboard.
1:30pm -John Wayne has consumed enough raw coffee to become sober.
1:50pm -The " already high" guests and Rascal the goose arrive at the church, which is in the middle of the desert...
2pm -Elvis Presly arrives drunk and loaded.
2:20pm -Elvis has consumed enough raw coffee to become sober.
2:30pm -John Wayne the vicar begins the service.
2:40pm - Rascal the goose takes the rings to the Sulking bride and loaded groom.
2:45pm -The groom steps on the front of the bride's dress, ripping most of the front off...Oh well...You win some, you lose some...
2:50pm -The happy [but high] couple are married.
3pm -John Wayne punched a guest after being called a "Bon Jovi lookalike", he then proceeds to attempt to sing "Livin' on a prayer" while loaded.
3:30pm -Elvis has a fight with the groom after being called drunk,While Elvis downs Jack Daniels the groom threatens him with "legal action".
3:40pm -The guests and the vicar, John Wayne proceed to eat the wedding feast. John Wayne only eating the cake, which is full of vodka, he then has a fight with Elvis and falls in the rest of the cake.
5pm -The bride yells at the groom then she falls into a pothole, the groom [who is howling with laughter] does not help.[Note: the bride drops her bouquet as she falls, the pink roses get wet and slowly turn white]
5:10pm -John Wayne does a amazing guitar solo in front of the church, he looks pissed when the groom takes his guitar away and the groom threatens to sue him. Again.
5:40pm -Several ambulances are called and more than several "police riot vans" are called in.
6pm -The guests assemble for pictures in front of the church, Along with the SWAT team.
6:10pm -John Wayne is seen legging it with as much booze as he can carry.
7pm -The bride and groom leave by helicopter.
7:05pm -John Wayne jumps onto the helicopter, the groom loses his shoe trying to kick John Wayne.
8pm -John Wayne falls of the helicopter and lands on George Bush.Who then declares war on John Wayne[Two weeks too late].
Comment it anyways.
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