Here's what you do if a bunyip falls out of a tree and lands in front of you.
1. Stand perfectly still. Prostitutes can only see moving objects.

2. If it still can see you, It's probably not a prostitute. Offer it some of the tabasco sauce which you ALWAYS keep in your utility belt. If it survives, it's either a ninja or a cool bunyip, in which case you can shake it's hand and trot away. Cool bunyips and ninjas allow people to do this. If it dies, it's either a stupid bunyip (these are common), or an impostor ninja (also very common) in which case you can shake it's hand and trot away. dead stupid bunyips and dead impostor ninjas allow people to do this.

3. Ask it a question. As soon as it opens it's mouth to answer, throw your hand down it's throat and rip out it's stomach. Cut said stomach open, throw it at the bunyip's face and repeatedly say "stop digesting yourself".

4. Dig a hole. Climb down the hole. Bunyips can't look down.

5. Dig a hole. Climb up the hole. Bunyips can't look up.

6. Whistle the secret calling whistle (the one only ninjas know). If you do it right, a Drop-Bear (not to be confused with the mystical She-Bear) will drop onto the bunyip and devour it.

There you go. You are now a level 2 bunyip survivor.

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