928!!!!, dancing to maniac 2000 in ceasars on offers night awwwwwww, hot guy at 928, all the reps on the strip spec JAMES and the 928 crew (cough hot guy cough)!!! Offers night in Cesars when every1 was irish and we booed the english haha, DANCING ON THE SPEAKERS IN 928, the way that all the clubs in tiki land are free in n have 3squid drinks, all night happy hour, free shots n cocktails (dublin really sucks...!), 252 THE BESTEST APARTMENT EVER!!, the way the pictures would grow legs and move around the apartment, eating breakfast on one of our THREE balconies, the overload of drink we'd get in atomic, singing and dancing on the steps outside atomic, The Cork boyos haha, ASHTRAY!!, our beloved smoke machines, POLE DANCING HAHAHAHAHA!, cardiac hill..., not going out till 12 every night and still being too early!!!, the way all the reps knew us, LAURENCE AND JACINTA and they're antics, our friend from Kabra with a K, Rach doing riverdance to the neighbours and again in Cesars...PADDLE BOATING and not being able to get back in!! 'Brona, that's the SHARKS net hahahahahaha!!!', finding the lost biscuits on the last day!, cheapness of drink in our supermarket, the stupid women in the shop who ALWAYS asked 4change err, the health warning that came with the other apartment's bathroom, changing 3 times before going out, BANANA FONE, seeing the cork guys in daylight and PEGGING IT!, getting in at 6 and having to get up 3 hours later to go...CAMEL ROYIDING!!! Penelope our camel and Jose the other one and...OUR CAMEL COWBOY!!, the cinderella/umbrella dance, Laura and I singing to the pussycat dolls, the hardcoreness that was mise nd Bro, Kate's story she wrote at the beach, The Spanish Guys at the beach ('i like fuck haha..), the leaking shower, microwave popcorn, 'BRONA'S IN THE TOLIET...', Getting tatoos in the shopping centre, Finding Sarah's wallet (WAHAY!!), the random change lying around the house, The look on the cleaners face when we walked in, walking up fully dressed from the night b4 with shoes on covered in cesars stickers (who knows??), doing free shots in cesars from the bottle and having it poured down ur throat from ON the bar (Hardcore Bro?!?), our seaview , JERUSELUM night ahhhhhhhh!!!, getting Niki Beach tshirts (RUN!!!), Titos....dodge n a half!!, Druggie McDruggie, the dodge food @ the bar, getting CAO offers (and the night that followed...), 'McFly' Scott from Atomic pole dancing while the rents took fotos, Cinderella/umbrella dance, SUNGLASSES GUY!!, that 25 year old (DODGYYYYY!), bumping and grinding..., morning afters, rolling in the sand, Laura being the 'LOCH NESS LAURA' and rolling around in the water, Rach floating.., Laura spilling stuff on her tshirts every 5seconds and not giving a fuck, JAMES asking every1 were they sleeping (wasnt supposed to do that..haha), telling every1 we got into college and getting SOOOOOO many free drinks!!
pervy old guys GAGGING for it in 928 at like 4 in the morn (EWWWWW), the hot barman who gave me and bro free double shots (NOIIIIICE), THE BLACK LADY!!!!!!!!!!!, rach meeting the black lady's entourage, Stocking up in the duty free coming home, Burger King for breakfast..., the scary lady who stared at us that night, BANGING!!!!!!, the smoke machienes, Being the only girls in Cesars one night and dancing with the whole of Cork insaaaaaane!!, dancing on the stage in cesars, the cesars bathrooms (ewwwwwWWWWWWWW!!!!!!)
KNOCK KNOCK....who's thereee??....Your FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD NIAMMMMMMH!!, the first choice rep's accent (ERRRRRRRRRRRRRR), arriving and having to wait 2 hours for the rooms so walking round in 31degs FULLY CLOTHED!! in ireland clothes nd NO SUNCREAM AHHHHHHHH!!, breakfast 4 45c a day aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!, lack of air con in the aul seomra, going onto the 2nd balcony in the morning and not being able to open the aul eyes, the way that our neighbours (the couple beside 253 and the spanish mad yokes) secretly hated us , walking up cardiac hill with the suitcases (n

So every morning when Sorcha leaves the gaff i log on roysh, check out how many hot birds want me to accept them as my friend, then i make sure no kippers / steamers / creamers have received the old "accept as friend" click - this all takes about half a basic hour... have you seen how many actual babes have added me?! Read'em and weep goys!

So finally i whack up my profile, the Snoopmeister & DRE stort playing & the focking "mail" thing at the top turns a kind of pink colour, a bit like my boat when i... you know... say something a bit dense in front of a total lasher. I suppose you might say i'm not like, the sharpest at times? So i bring up the old inbox & fock me dead i'm just a bit popular these days! Most of the messages are from hot babes in like, i dont know, America & shit? We're talking old J1 conquests i guess. There's usually a few from goys going "Ross dude, we so need you in the team to win us the triple crown against England at Twickers" & there's the odd girl who's there "oh my god why wont you accept me as a friend?". Seriously like, i wasn't joking - NO MOONPIGS!

But then there's always a focking "BEBO IS CLOSING" sneaky focker lurking in there like a skobe trying to pinch a money clip out of a pair of chinos in a crowded grafton street on like, interational day.

Roysh goys here's the basic deal - Bebo is SO not closing roysh, it literally isn't. Let's all relax the kacks & stop this focking madness. The hits my profile gets alone means Mr Bebo can make some serious sponds from like, advertising and morkeshing!

RACH!...

In relation to Blawney's hair..
"It grows at the speed of light with the strength of steel!"


Niamh/Sarah... "why is she sitting outside her house??"
Rach.." Cos she's fat

In relation to a certain boy..
...... in certain places is a banana"

"I dont fancy any1 at the moment!!" (biggest lie EVER told)

"I always have a few on the go!"

When talking about Blawney's love life...
"it sprung?? What sprung??"

"Do you wanna take it all the way??"

"im as innocent as butter"

" I got my 2 balls so I'm fine"

When Blawney sat on Rach..
I'm so scared her mighty thinness will squish me"

The queen bee watches over her hive as the swarm and ..."

Laura!...

The definitive collection of GAYE"

"im not ashamed...I love the gaye"

"i love homosexual people"

"I want to touch the sexual chocolate, I want to bathe in its glory. I want to bathe in its...succulent glory. I want to stroke its meltedness cos its...HOT"

Cruel Intentions...
It gets better...!!"

"I was a boy...I had boy tendancies"