As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid it will never begin

Mens Rules 28 days ago

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You\'re a big girl. If it\'s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don\'t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

3. Sunday sports. It\'s like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

4. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

5. Crying is blackmail.

6. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

7. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

8. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That\'s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

9. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.

10. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

11. If you won\'t dress like the Victoria\'s Secret girls, don\'t Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

12. If you think you\'re fat, you probably are. Don\'t ask us.

13. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

14. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

15. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

18. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

19. If we ask what is wrong and you say \"nothing,\" We will act like nothing\'s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

20. If you ask a question you don\'t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don\'t want to hear.

21. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

22. Don\'t ask us who at we\' re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.

23. You have enough clothes.

24. You have too many shoes.

25. I am in shape. Round < B> IS a shape!

26. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don\'t mind that? It\'s like camping.


posted by Derrick Mahon, sorry girls its true and ye know it

1)If you're gonna be socially acceptable right off ye'll have to practice throwing 'spastic' into your vocabulary-use it like ye've been born with it,frequently and with gusto-For optimum results tilt your chin down and furrow your eyebrows whilst using (directing it at a target is always favourable).
(2)It is the 'Funbroady' or 'Scumbroady'- never Dunbroady. If you're feelin racist 'Dunbroadski' is also acceptable.
(3)If you actually end up in the Fun/Scum broady you don't admit to enjoying it and you don't admire any aspect of the location,even though you brought two ids with you to insure entry.. You complain about Lack of Money/ Transport to get somewhere DAYCENT(decent)or say that Spiders was full..
(5)liking the music or confessing to going there often is prohibited.
(6)Spiders is actually a reasonably well respected waterin hole here-not an ill-named pet shop. Respect ain't our priority..So for the fact that it gets some you too should treat it with such.
(7)Don't confuse the Dunbroady Inn with the Dunbroady Ship. It may not be fun and it may not be interesting but we like the ship. Some people don't know that it is neither fun nor interesting and actually come to see it in July-providing us with our annual festival-which like ship and pub is imaginatively titled 'The Dunbroady Festival'.The ship has not yet been set alight. We are very proud of this fact.
( Re-visiting New Ross for the purpose of the Festival and sayen it was better craic than Oxegen are more than acceptable grounds for receiving threats like 'I'm gonna break your fucken face ye spashtic'.Don't think our guards will help you.
(9)number 8 should actually happen to you don't get too upset. And if it turns you off visiting at all let me provide ye with the utmost reassurance... Our scumbags like their threats. They like them alot.They are not however likely to act on them... and if they do,it will be in the form of a phone call.By the time the given scum-bag comes to 'break your fucken face' you will have been stuffed into the safe confines of Abraham's taxi or the Chinese.
(10)you go to the Chinese coz you're drunk and the penguins not open.You do not leave without telling whoevers serving behind the counter that the Dunbroadski was grand.......ONCE YE GOT TWISHTED,,, but even the fact that you were IN THE FUKIN HORRORSSHH couldn't block out the amount o' Dirty foreignors in it.
11)Anybody from a foreign country becomes a DIRTY POLISH when they are in Ross territory.
(12)As with the case of Spiders,The penguin is not an ill-named pet shop but a chipper.Knowing this tit-bit many not make you COO-EL but should you choose to act on it-you WILL reap the rewards.. in the form of winter Insulation-They've the best greasy chips in Ireland,a fact they proudly hold over the likes of "boodys" & "jimmy smalls".
(13)If you're lucky enough to experience the best greasy chips in Ireland,expressions like 'OOoooo I could jolly well eat a horse' are not really the said thing. We prefer 'Ahhh Lllaaads, I'm goin ta make a pure fukin HOMMM of meself!!
(14)New Ross is only called New Ross whilst filling out official stuff and now in blogs like this.It is called Ross,or if you're really wanten to chill with the Homies,it is towen.
(15)Sayen that Ross is anything more than a 'hole' or 'a fucken shit hole' is like sayin Mercy skirts are sexy
(16)Mercy skirts are not sexy but its all the Good Council got.
(17)Another crucial point to remeber if you would like to fit in with the crowd of said ross!!...add the pronunciation of "sh"...to EVERYTHING!!!!...this will ensure you safe passage as you are now recognised as 'one of our own'!e.g.AHHH LADSSHH..../FUCK SHHAKE!!...
(1 you will be quite surprised as to how, when and where the above phrases will fit into a sentence
(19)The Barrow is a little more Shit-Creek than Dawson's and we don't have a cinema in the age of dvds.... But we're surely worth a visit... even if you gain nothing but a new sense of pri