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Hernando Montoya

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7/25/07 | me too! | Reply

Hernando Montoya
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  • from kilbronx,so show some respect or I curb yo nigga ass!BO ya!!!
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  • Member since: June 2006
  • Last active: 9/20/09
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
As il Duche I must love my balls.Firstly i'm part of the cool cousins thus i'm great. for further details visit like-saying-deadly where the cool cousins qur'an entails our great story.BO YA!!!Ging is a choosen prophet but isn't as great as us cos mere humans would implode from all the greatness... I'm a lay bastard who has no qualifications but my life has had more enjoyment spread throughout it's existence than any of your tiny little sheep brains could ever even hope to comprehend. Go work for your system you fucking tools... Nah you're ok. Now give me your money 'cause I'll spend it better than you. Please... I'm actually nice, when I'm drunk.I got a bit of advice...78 years ago when I clawed my way from that gaping hairy hole 15 years later I realised all I wanted was to get back in.
Music
PANTERA, PANTERA, PANTERA, Lamb of God, Black Sabbath, Jimi Hendrix, Stanley Jordan, Hawkwind, Motorhead, Mastodon, Pink Floyd, Placebo, MSi, Bob Marley, Coalchamber, cradle of filth, machine head, rage against he machine, Rhcp, No doubt, george michael, blondie, david bowie rox me sox as does the sound of my own voice, tiesto, angelspit, the sound of a woman's flaps oozing my juices, dying children (particularly if they are burning), Placebo, Da ledge himself Ozzy,

On a lighter note, hello little boys, step inside my trenchcoat...
Did you know every time you tell a lie God kills a puppy...THE ULTIMATE DOG WARDEN IS ROACH TALKING ABOUT HOW MANY PEOPLE HE'S SLEPT WITH!
Now kiddies for a bit of advice from uncle Hernando and Auntie Eileen Dover...The best way to please a woman is to stab the bitch so many times she's little more than tomato puree...that'll teach the bitch to not be askin' to be pleased.KEEP YER WOMAN IN LINE!
Films
Ones with naked ladies and Catholic boys... Also Freezer by Takeshi Ishi, Kurazawa's ok too.My childhood rape videos, Bambi, 101 Dalmations, Cruel intentions, A dog called Spot..........
Sports
keepin' me woman in line, sitting, finger olympics. Beer, also being great.
Scared Of
nothing cos i'm so great

To clarify I have severe multiple personality disorder so it's me an' me bitch doin' this

But i'm scared of God, Sarah Jessica Parker, my tail and boys.
Happiest When
that moment of tranquility when you wake up before you realise you're clothed in a rudimentary papier maché made from free newspapers and beer, on top of an ';o geous well built country lass named Bridy and you're situated on the middle deely of O'Connell Street bridge with TV3 filming something behind you, that's quite possibly about you.

Also keepin me bitch in line.
My To-Do list...
The north american black ant has two penises, both of equal length to its body...
Loike OMG hard day..being great can be tiring..Loike I have alot of fans, should I say fanatics [can you blame them, I am great] and I went preaching today.Another thing to say:I'm great.
My oh my yet ANOTHER complaint, apparently rape is illegal in this country [???] and somebody told me the legal age is 17.. where the hell did they come up with that???
She's all bloody n hairy then.
My balls are great.
Skull fucking is a firm new favourite.
I refuse to do a ginger.
Looky here you ass I will do your daughter, i'm sure if she was old enough to talk she'd want it.


BO YA!!!
Poetry...
My darkness makes me screamo,
I'm such a fuckin emo,
My depression is a blessin'
I'm totally not messin'
it's helpin me with fleshin'
out my pretentious little life
but my "talent"is preventive
to making any real incentive
for a human being to have sex with me.

I wandered lonely as a cloud,
O'er hills of emotion,
my pain like a viscous lotion,
In my hand, a razor,
Crap i got blood on me blazer,
my heart, like a void,
i'm eternally devoid........


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    • Who am I?

      I'm great?

      I really need to grow back my moustache?And I like a lickey lickey of the anal butt button?

      I'm fat?

      I really like Seandre?

      I really like Frank?

      I'm a vain ginger bastard?

      NOTE:All are seperate people...

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    • A comprehensive analysis of the hell that is knowing Elena.

      Knowing Elena is like falling into a pit of hungry sharks with a bigMac sellotaped to your cock. She is so icky lookin it's worse than when jack looks into a mirror..(she also breaks .87% more mirrors than jack does). Being in the same room as Elena is like seeing Jack's ass. She is the reason of all of lifes problems, we hate her. And she's secretly a ginger!!! EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW imagine what she'd be like if she didn't dye her hair, the only reason shes alive is to bask in the cousins glory! The cousins are Gods.Has anyone ever actually survived smelling Elena's pussy?I did...and now to document my epic journey.I was wandering lonely as a cloud,as you do,when I stumbled across what i thought was a cave but it was her mangina...Imagine Moore street multipled by infinity and throw in the smell of when Ging pulls back his foreskin.How did I survive?Only so I could live to love and worship the cousins.

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    • hatred of Elena

      the fat bitch is a fat bitch and she loves to ram goats cocks in her mouth!firstly,I must say words can barely scratch the surface of my hatred of Elena.I will try to convey to you what I must put up with.Each time I talk to her it feels like a thousand nigger cocks raping my ass,the bullshit which flows... how does one tolerate I hear you say?I am at my wits end.Unfortunatly the fat fuck won't,more so can't leave my house,as she can't fit out the door.

      Secondly her voice and etiquetten is like getting heavily beaten around the ears with a german sasauge pumped full of sulfuric acid and the getting shot with a nuke repeatedly.

      Thirdly she smells like a catarpillar.

      Fourthly:A rant entailing further hatred-I ponder as to what I have done that's so bad [people enjoy rape and just won't admit it NOT MY FAULT] to deserve knowing such a total fuck up of a person.Woe is me.On a lighter note I love primary schools,it's sex on tap!Anyway back to my point...I hate Elena.One must wonder is there anything out there?such as a higher entity?Would any "god" hate it's people so much as to induce such a plague as Elena?Last night I had a deadly dream where I was under water...Anyhow back to Elena-A heartless cunt,to put it mildly.

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