1. We handle our balls really well
2. We love to do it in the pool
3. We penetrate deep when we drive
4. We practice for 3 hours twice a day
5. We don’t aim for the face
6. We are sure to put it in the right place
7. Our balls never fall into the wrong hands
8. We always reach the right spot
9. Were used to playing dirty
10 .Our hands venture into places unknown
11. Our shots are sure to make loud noises
12. We ALWAYS get you wet
13. We don’t need any rest
14. Were sure to get it right to the "whole"
15. We have the biggest balls
16. We always get plenty of action
17. We are constantly changing positions
18. Given the chance we'd do it for hours
19. Its easy for us to go deep
20. And we love to do it

- You smell like chlorine 24/7 even after taking showers

- You rarely shower at home

- You are used to doing homework in the car

- You make more gay jokes than you should

- You aren't repulsed by Speedos, you actually like them and find them more convenient than those baggy trunks some people wear

- You are not disturbed by the thought of deck changing and you think it's an efficient way to save some time

- You are constantly annoyed by people who think water polo is just volleyball in a shallow pool

- You have scratches all over your body, and simply shrug when people ask you what happened, because you want to avoid the whole "how is volleyball dangerous?!" scenario

- If you are a girl, you have red marks all over your neck and are usually tutted by some teachers at school if you happen to wear a tank top

- You aren't always aware that you're bleeding or bruised

- You secretly like the smell of chlorine

- You think water polo players are more attractive than other people

- It is normal to get home later than 11pm, and your friends are always jealous of your curfew, but you are too tired to explain to them that you're not out partying, you're at the pool

- You prefer swimming in pools over oceans

- Your summer hangout is the pool

- You have terrible bathing suit tan during the summer

- You will never be caught at a public swim

- You respect swimmers less than other people

- You don’t think water polo hats are funny looking

- Your breaststroke has gotten considerably worse and as frustrated as your summer swim coaches get, there is no hope for your backstroke

- Your muscles hurt after a few days of not being in the water, especially your shoulders and knees

- You are extremely un-flexible

- When you lick yourself you taste like chlorine

- You get cap tans in the summer

- You get to know the lifeguards who give out ice pretty well

- You diss synchro people regularly

- You get kicked out of hotels for horsing around

- You find yourself needing therapy after tournaments on account of sexual assault

- You have been touched in places that normal people shouldn't touch

- You are at the pool more often than at home

- One arm is bigger than the other

- Your eyes are bloodshot from the chlorine and when you go to school, people constantly ask you, "Are you high?"

- You find yourself drawing out "man-ups" on a page in your math book when your supposed to be paying attention...sometimes you even try to explain it to someone.

- When you say you play water polo and someone even mentions horses, you get seriously angry and want to injure someone

- You find yourself explaining to people what the game is really about and why you have so many cut's bruises and choke marks, but usually they just stare at you in awe, probably thinking that they will think twice before playing volleyball in the pool

- People ask you why you have a hoarse voice after spending so much time in the water(you were "communicating" with your teammates)

- You think underwater hockey players are the lowest form of life and look for any opportunity to get in a fight with one

- This only applies for girls but...
people who ask if you wear bikinis... you try to explain that a bikini would only get ripped off then when they give you demented looks, you laugh because the idea seems funny to you

- You thought practice was long only to find out that the 'team talk' afterward is even longer than the actual practice

- You give a good, firm handshake to every opponent after a game and are appalled when playing another organized sport, that your opponents only slap your hand after the game

- Giving wedgies to teammates on the pool deck will never get old.

- You perfectly understand everyone with a heavy, eastern-European accent because you've had to adapt to what your coach says, who indeed has a heavy, eastern-European accent

- You've probably gotten mor

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question, even if it doesn't make sense.

NO CHEATING

How do you feel today?
Rythm of my heart (rod stuart)

What's your outlook on life?
love me when im gone (three doors down)

What does your family think of you?
the blues (elton john)

What do your friends think of you?
call on me (eric prydz)

What do strangers think of you?
pain (three days grace)

What do your exes think of you?
i like the way you move (outkast/speaker boxx)

How has your love life been so far?
the middle (jimmy eat world)

How will your love life be in the future?
the adventure (angels and airwaves)

Will you have kids?
no more sorrow (lincon park)

Are you good in school?
another girl another planet (blink 182)

Will you be successful in life?
stairway to heaven (led zepplin)

What song should they play on your birthday?
coming back to life (plnk floyd)

What song should they play at your funeral?
free me (foo fighters)

The Soundtrack of Your Life?
kryptonite (three doors down)

You and your best friend are:
glycerine (bush)

Happy times:
bring on the benjamins (elemeno p)

Sad times:
ment to live (switchfoot)

Every day:
and it stoned me (van morrison)

For tomorrow:
still (foo fighters)