hey how are you? hear your in spain are you getting your knockers out on the beach? marley says hi hes next to me......i like you havnt seen you in ages xxx bye

Hey. Yeah it wasn't bad lol, i was drinking from when i see you constantly til about 1 in the mornin lol. But wasn't too hungover! Went out last night as wel. And startin work tomoro, eeek! You go out sat night? U been talkin 2 rob? Xxxxxx

Alreet!!!!!! Did ya have a good weekend? Any news? Gossip? Dirty bastard sex? xxxxxxxxxxxx

Hello!!!!! How are you? Ima see you tonight up town no doubt so I'm just gonna put on here that I have 'news' to tell you.. Very good 'news' indeed!! Lol See ya tonight my lovely xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Where u off on Sat? In2 town? Ooh I dunno, I was supposed to be meeting Mark on Thursday but it turns out my dad's off work all week so he cant come round mine as planned. Spose I'll just flit about here and there. Lol. Naah I wish I had the money 2 get away! Fat chance of that happening like ever. Lol. I could do with some John right now and all the trimmings!! What tha fuck must they thought of us last night talking about John and Gretta and Lunch? Oh the shame!!!! I cant even use pissed as an excuse cos I wasnt. "What is it?" "Lunch" "What is it?" "Lunch" "No, what is it?" "Luuunch" Finally got there in the end didnt we! Lol. xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I'm not goign to tell him I love him, I dont even think I need 2.. I'm sure he knows it anyway! Fuckin men. Lol Yeah, u can always trust a chicken Lol.. The good chicken wont mess me about, I cant imagine it going off and being with someone else! I spose thats a comfort. Wuu2 this week then?? I'm ready for a holiday I think, as far away from Spalding and all the shit that comes with it as possible. xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

It's not like he said anything or did anything bad, but its more the fact he didnt do anything at all which made me feel worse than if he'd screamed Slag or something in my face!! Lol.. I dont think Jim realises that it bothers me that he's talking about other girls but it really does.. Yeahh I still doo, I dont want 2 but I cant help it, and every time I talk to him I realise it more.. Grr.!! Nah there was a boxing do on at the Civic last night thats wy people were all dressed in suits and that! Lol.. Did u pull then?/ Well the balloons caught obviously caught someones eye cos I had someone stuck to my side all night!! Lol..the joy. Your right, I'm just gunna stick to chickens from now on xxxxxxxxx

Alloo there!! Nd wher tha fuck did u disappear 2 last night? Lol.. 1 minute u was ther nd the next u wasnt!! Explain yourself. Lol Did u have a good night last night then?? Got any gossip?? I'm guna be cool and say "Tap back" cos it seems the new cool thing to do !! Lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I dont think I could get away with lookin like Gabrielle, but I do have the voice. Who said I didnt?! Thats mean. I have the voice of an angel Yeah but dont let no one else in on the plan.. I mean this has got to be strictly undercover. I'm sure not many people would like the idea of cooked chickens being kept as pets and wearing clothes. People might actually think we're psychos or something..and we're blatantly normal. What else is there to do? Roll over and go to sleep get ya covers all messed up with sexy juice? Yeah right love. Lol. And the sex faces as well. I wouldnt even know the answer to these questions cos half the time I've got my eyes closed thinking of someone else and the other half I'm so drunk I cant even see. Lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hmm your right there! I'd have to come up with a cunning plan so that no one would know what had happened to my gretta. I could buy a glass eye and pretend its a real one! Or I could wear an eye patch and pray that no one notices its there. Who said you can have the girl?! Lol If yu get to stick a bow on yours i want a tie or a posh hat or something on mine just so we can disgtinguish between the two! Maybe they could make babies as wel so we never have to buy a chicken ever again in our whole lives!! Haah. I forgot about the sex book!! I think it would be quite interesting if we were to do one now considering a lot has changed in the past 4 years. "What do you do after you have had sex?" "What colour are his pubes?" "What faces do they pull when you have sex?" We were sick. If my dad had found that I would be dead right now. Lol!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hahah! Omgf you've just made it possible to have a pet cooked chicken!! I reckon we should get twins and have one each, keep them in cages and see what happens!! I am deadly serious. Lol.. I wouldnt wanna make me pet Gretta cry so I'd just wrap it in some tissue and stick it in the cage or somethin with John Lol I agree, we must be like way retarded to come up with some fuckin stupid ideas about lunch. I mean who fuckin almost wets themselves over a green bag with a morning after pill in it? The sad thing is, I'd still find it funny now Lol. We wouldnt be having this conversation now, or even be friends now, if we didnt have lunch xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I know, I mean seriously I knew it was gonna happen when I kept bokin on the dancefloor and we had all those gorgeous hunky men surrounding us whistling and saying that we were beautiful. I'm sure it wasnt a dream! I do love a bit of flickage, and I've missed flicking your box. I cant wait to do it again! Lol Ahh ya see my profiles not private. People cant read my comments to you which I spose it something, but they can read yours to mine. I tried to look for a pet eyeball but I just couldnt find one They dont undastand the green dinasour, which btw is actually a furry llama cos I couldnt find one lol.. But I still feed him now and again just to let him know he's not forgotten. I had a look for a pet chicken but couldnt find 1 of them eitha..and I doubt they'd have cooked chickens as pets anyway. My life is over!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well maybe u should be pickin up more languages as u inted to become part of the cabin crew scene!! Ermm just stayin away from Natwest would be good as i am part of their cliental!! Lidl to the bank..sounds liek a perfect transfer!! Would cross me fingers but they are typin atm!! Ha i ave no put downs missy..Well u enjoy ya OAP bingo missy!! Well as they say..luv is rae!! xxxx

Oh that..well maybe u should put sum research into it learn u will kno wat it means!!! Thee ego is goin well i think!! Oooo bank hey..hopefully not Natwest thooo Well yeaa i see how the course works..travel from lidl to the bank!! Well damn ur soundin old..bigo..u avin a bubble??? Well see the abuse i get when i do give u love eh ?? De crep xxxx

Well im afraid i cannot read thru my comment and explain details!! Any issues u do have will need to be arisen!! Well yeaa agency is the step forward then cause it can fit around wat hours u require!! Well i shall be out this weekend missy!! i think its time i sent sum luv back ur way as usual. x x x

On behalf of S.Mitchell; Well i have to keep up with times, And im no faker so this is the only way forward!! Wat comes with it...does! All is dandy atm chuck..hows bout urself ? Ur on one of my vids from the other sat along with stacy and hannah, Erm no agency was involved fruitcake..straight onto contract..but when times where hard b4 i was at a agency called ASAP which is near morrisons and that..u go to see if they have any positions available at the time and then sign on aswell for any future work that comes up. ciao mom basio de plesio xxxxx

Hello chicken!! I wasnt having a good time actually lol.. Went to the cinema first last night before we went up town.. Wasted bloody 7 quid on a film that wasnt even that good newas!! Lol.. But town was okey I guess!! Part from I was doin that boking thing Lol. Still everyone wanted me!! Cant blame um really. Did you enjoy ya film and pizza then?? Sounds like a gud night to me tbf!! Did you go bingo? Lol./ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

alrite phitty hows it goin? xx

Got it yesterday I think I'm just round Adam;s at the mo having the time of my life!!! He's bein a right moody cunt. Why areent you out tonight? xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Exctly.. Everyone was too busy being happy and loved to notice me! Lol Umm yeah i did actually! I had like 40 squid in ther so I bought some foundation lol.. and I'm spending the rest tonight Lol.. What a waste!! Yu shud have text me erlia, we could have had a wander in2 town or had John!! I'm goin 2 Bourne 2moro cos my Mum's come 2 stay for the week so if we're going to do John, i have no idea when it will be!! But i'm still looking forward 2 it loads. Lol.. Yummehh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx