♥ Men will never appreciate chocolate like we appreciate chocolate.♥

♥ Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.♥

♥ We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks WE'RE gay.♥

♥ We can use M.A.C or other cosemetic goodies to help us out when we wake up looking like a toss in the morning.♥

♥ Free drinks, free dinners, free movies (you get the point?).♥

♥ We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.♥

♥ We dont have to fart to amuse ourselves.♥

♥ There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.♥

♥ We got off the Titanic first. Maybe another ship will sink in the future and... women will get off first.♥

♥ We understand the true value of money (more shoes and lipstick)♥

♥ If we forget to shave, no one has to know♥

♥ ♥We have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.♥

♥ Drinking cocktails is strictly for girls.♥

♥ We always get a ring when we get engaged or married (which we can sell if it goes sour).♥

♥ Girls are much better dancers! Sorry, but we just are.♥

♥ New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.♥

♥ If we sleep with someone and dont call them the next day, we're not the devil♥

♥ We can sit cross-legged without looking gay♥

♥ We can wear pink without compromising our sexuality♥

♥ We dont look like a frog in a blender when we dance ♥

♥ Taxis stop for us♥

♥ We'll never regret piercing our ears.♥


♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ And finally... we're NOT men!!♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "You just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'll kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "oh my god! did you see that!?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't really be new.

*. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came, would I be standing here dumbass?