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Michael Antcliff
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Male, 23,
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- from buzzin berwick!!!!!!! hahaha
- I am In a Relationship
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- Member since: December 2005
- Last active: 5/21/08
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Post a Comment:- Me, Myself, and I
- JOCK nice too meet u!
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ma amazing gf..!!
- Films
- green street!!!!! and a dose of shite lyk tht...
- Sports
- Manchester United the Best Team in the Fukin World. hate liverpool!! scous cunts!!
- Scared Of
- ya mam... and spiders...
- ma bbz
- jades ma lovy dovy! and always will b a hope lol :] xxxxxx luv ya lds bbz xxxxxx
- freinds
- GT NONE!!! except ppl who feel srry for me
for example toni!! and also dumble but dnt no if its true l0ve.......yet lol - dumble
- wen u realli get to no him hes a fuking maniac.lol. dumble u r a fukin legend m8.
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wht was the time wen a made this?
- didnt lok at the time
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wot did i buy jade for her bday??
- teddy
- jst give her money
- chocolates
- clothes
- earings
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wht they mean?
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
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MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you!
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay3 Comments 338 weeks
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what if? eh?
What would you do if...
I committed suicide:
I said I loved you:
I kissed you:
I lived next door to you:
I was smoking:
I stole something:
I was unable to walk:
I ran away from home:
I got into a fight and you weren't there:
What do you think about my...
Personality:
Eyes:
Hair:
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Self:
Finally...
Who are you?:
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How have I affected you?:
What do you think of me?:
What's the best memory you have of me?:3 Comments 340 weeks
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berwick slang
A'reetma' Haga- A greeting between Berwick males when names have yet to be exchanged
Bar- £Pounds
Bary- Very nice
Buckie- Stone
Bull- Intercourse
Cantle- Head
Capture- Female Berwicker
Chava- Young Berwick male
Clemies- Testicles
Cope- Good
Coosty- Very good
Coupon- Face
Covied- Dead
Cowie- Anything
Cowped- Overturned
Deek- Look
Doses- Lots
Doobies- Money
Doylem- Idiot
Felled- Outfought
Footsy- Bad/off
Gammy-rank
Gull- Person from Eyemouth
Gurie- Man
Hawker- Romany traveling people
Hinde- Countryfolk
Hick- Countryfolk
Hornies- Police
Humming- Smelly
Interlowper- Outside, currently residing in Berwick
Joogle- Dog
Keekers- Eyes
Keer- House
Ladged- Embarrassed
Lowie- Money
Loup- Jump over
Lowsed- Done for
Mangin- Speaking
Mank- Dirt
Manishee- Female
Mortal- Drunk
Moy- Mouth
Muckle- Massive
Nash- Run away
Pad- Walk
Panny- Rain
Peeve- Alcohol
Peever- Pub
Plaff- Feet
Radgee- Mentally unstable person
Reek- Smoke
Rory- Mad
Rootle-Tootle- Totally mad
Rooty- Mad
Scran- Foodstuff
Screeve- Car
Scunner- Sickener
Shan- Bad/Poor
Skids- Underpants
Slash- Urinate
Spragged- Informed
Teek- Bed
Toley- A number two
Wing- Pence
Yag- Fire
Yak- Face
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10/13/08
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Emma Bee6/29/08hiyaaaa passin froo fot ad leave a wee message lol hwz u been then ? x
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Victoria.6/18/08Wheyyyyyyy Sackhead! its ya bdayyy!
hahahaha xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Carina6/16/08happy birthday for wednesday jocky boi Hav a gd 1 18 at last lol
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Simon Mcenaney6/11/08alreeet jock dont mean to be a pain in the arse but i need the yearbook stuff done as soon as if you need a hand or out just give me a txt or summit cheers simon
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Dez Laad6/4/08How jock lad hw ya dein pal no saw ya in fukin ages wat ya dein wi yasel these days?
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Antonia5/7/08Al Ge You Slag!!!!!!!
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Jellybean5/1/08hiya u mite nt remembr me im 1 of ur mums pals fae shotts! n david browns aunt hope u n ur mum n evry1 else all good cant believe ur 17!!!!! scribble bck soonish thanx jeanie
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Joanne Ox.4/8/08Awrite Long Time No See
Hows Yooh Been? Wb xx
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4/3/08
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Deborah D4/2/08Hiya !! A Dont No If Yool Remember Me Bit A Wis In Yer Class At Stane Primary Hahah Wot Yoo Been Upto Wb Soon x
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David4/1/08awell lol when u next bk up m8
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Claree4/1/08Hw wiz your wknd?? Wit u gittin upty the nyt thn?? xx
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David3/31/08
awrite m8 ano its been a while lol gone no bad man just wurkin and drinking
What u been up 2?
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Emma Bee3/31/08
awwwwww it was gr8
lol did u enjoy wurkin lol?
js t let ya no ...... lv u ldz bbz xxxxxx
-X-Jadey Baby-X 2 Replieswel jock am only a moody bitch wen sum1 makes is moody eh? lol lv ya xxxx
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