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The Texican
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Male, 29,
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- from The City Of Doom's hospital for rehab of alki's, drug abusers & the insane was named in Our Honour
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- Let's go fuckin mental! Let's go fuckin mental! Na na na na, HOY!
- Music
- My hearing is shagged for a reason, 10 years of going to gigs and counting, 7 years of driving with heavy bass and 26 years of having to deal with me never shutting the fuck up. "I can't hear you in my head Dave! The volume on the stereo is too loud! La la la la".
- (Anti)social networking sites
- http://www.last.fm/user/Texican_dave The site is totally disco, logs music listened to on Itunes then recomends new music and friends based on that. take a look if you wanna see what I've been listening to.
www.myspace.com/davesdarkroom No one uses myspace any more, it's probably my favourate if anyone used it!
www.facebook.com/texican.dave Facebook is a big pile of pish, please don't make me use it. - The Anti-god
- My unfaithful friend and most deffinately the opposite of God (That's dog incase your stupid) Kody. He's all about the krazy, very little with any mallice intent, just SUPER SUPER energetic. Kinda like a TVR, super fast, tons of torque, looks great but if you so much as blink at the controls you'll find yourself wrapped round a tree and not in the nice tree huggin hippy way either.
- Here Kitty Kitty Kitty.
- I also have a few different types of plecs and the like. I try to breed most of the fish types I keep - I feel if they want to mate then its their way of saying "Hey man, we are chuffed with the set up, you may have captured us as slaves from our home in the middle of the Orinoco River but the enviroment here reminds us enough of home to call this our new home and bring up the kids here". Hopefully I'll get some F1 (That's the young of captive spawned wild caught parents) L-numbered cats on the go soon. I have a small group of 3+ of each of these cats L015, L147, L163, L269 and I am looking to get L134, L264 and perhaps L052 but they are very fussy.
- Films
- 35mm black and white film, Ilford and Fuji is what I shoot most of the time, I haven't sold my soul out to the digital SLR voodoo, I'll keep my 35mm and the darkroom for now.
My photo's, except those of the Anti-god, are set to friends only now. Sorry to all the randoms. - Flashbox
- Instant porn star. A stop animation me and Kord made of me shaving. The second video is my husky Kody throwing a strop over dropping his boneo.
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Since I've been gone
Well an uneventful eventful time has been had. I have been paid to break stuff. I was always surprised never to earn the nickname Sex Pest - because I fuck everything I touch. I did have the name Calamity Dave once but it isn't as kool as Sex Pest.
Anyway over the weekend we had Lewis and Kirsty's wedding in Strathpeffer. We were probably the rowdy table but still behaved. We did however coax the groom, bride, a few bridesmades and numerous guests onto the bouncy castle, made such a racket that some guests complained and the castle was switched off (BOO! but then again this was about 11pm and we were all well toasted...talking about well toasted - We were all sober before the meal, but so many toasts were made and only a glass/bottle of wine to hand to drink by the end of the speeches we were all quite drunk, I think that must be where the phrase originated from. I think me and Kord were the only ones drinking red wine and both bottle were dry by the end of the meal and I moved to white! TOOT TOOT!
Gary played mum in the morning - waking us at the back of 9am and making us a morning cup of tea. we headed downstairs. consumed all the orange juice before the aged Frenchies got any. consumed a traditional artery clogging scottish cooked breakfast then went back to the room to powernap, consume another cup of tea and watch hollyoaks till we got kicked out the hotel at 11am. Headed down the road to Loch Oich after that to meet Kords boss, I powernapped on route.
On arrival there was no sign of James, we couldn't get hold of him on the phone either so we went into the cafe for a coffee. The guys from Monster Activities were checking out Kords car so he hit the panic button setting off the alarm (he he he) Then I went out for a breathe of fresh air (Cig - it is filtered and the heat kills all organisms, fresh as it comes!) and to tell them the alarm went off because of Kord not them and just having a laugh at their expense. had a good banter about cars to them, also obtained a price list for activities since James seemed a no show....found out they had blown up their boat a few days ago so we were limited to non-water activities. We were going to opt for knife throwing then got a call from James saying he was on route - ace. He appeared in a short time with the jet bike, water skis and a kneel board and we got a lend of a wake board from the Monster activities for free, WOO HOO! We were on/in the water till it got dark then decided to head back to James's for a cup of tea. After the second and feeling of fatigue we decided we better make for home. Picked up a munch at tesco's to keep us going but by Nairn Kord had to stop to power nap once more. We awoke about 2am and made off once more, getting home about 3am. Somehow I managed to drag my sorry ass out of bed at 7:30am...
Well Kord has just appeared so I'm gonna hose my skanky ass down then tidy my room and develop some film from the weekend.
The missed "On this day"'s are -
08/09/1999 A cat nicknamed "Sparkey" after it survived an 11,000volt electric shock died after returning to the substation that almost did him originally.
09/09/1087 - William the Conqueror kicked the bucket.
Texican Dave OAO.
P.S. The thing about the farmer.
Was out with Cacs on Friday night taking photo's. we parked up next to the road, set up the tripod and I started setting up the F90x to do a 30 second exposure. While doing this Cacs said "There's someone coming towards us with a gun!" I thought he was taking the piss so continued to take my photo. I set the shutter off then stood back to see a man brandishing a shotgun in front of me. Turns out there was lambs in the field, he had seen a fox earlier and thought it had come back because the sheep ran down the field etc etc... truth be told I'd say it was more just a cover story to come an see what we were up to and get us to fuck off without saying so, after all we were stood on a public road at the time so even in England he cou0 Comments 306 weeks
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Inbound vegetables!
I was beneath the shelter of the boat cutting in. *THUD!* "What the hell was that?" *THUD....THUD* I stick my head out of the open hatch of the hold only to quickly dive back down when I see a high speed potato coming at me, *BANG* It strikes the hatch very near where my head was. I had been working in there alone most of the day, I felt a little lonely and bummed about that until witnessing the potato war that had started, although on many other occasions I would not be so lucky - having to duck and dive along with the others on deck. When the boats come up onto the slip they quite often have a couple creates of juice aboard which everyone nicks and consumes as they work, unfortunately they quite often have a sack of spuds too - which are used in cross slip warfare. I was lucky enough not to get hit during my time there.
Anyway what was that about carrots? Well in 1973 the second "Cod war" started, not cold war - COD WAR. Basically British and German vessels were fishing up near Iceland and the Icelandic people didn't like it and the coast guard and other vessels would ram the British trawlers so the Royal Navy sent armed escorts with the trawlers. The only shots fired were by the Icelandic vessel - The Thor, which is now a seafood restaurant in Rekjavik Harbour. I have only found details about the 07/09/73 carrot attack on the Icelandic gunboat by a Royal Navy frigate in 2 sources but found it quite amusing and it brought back the memory of my time spent on the boats and getting attacked by veg. Anyway its well past my bedtime. Need to be up at 7:15am for work - how much does that bite.
Texican Dave OAO.0 Comments 307 weeks
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Bands I've seen
It started on the 4th December 1999 with the Stereophonics in Aberdeen. The rest were then just a blurr -
Biffy Clyro - 2 occasions - Aberdeen Music hall, Carling Academy
Feeder - 2 Occasions - Barrowlands both times
The Bronx - 2 Occasions - QMU and Barfly Glasgow
Foo Fighters - SECC
Incubus - SECC
Jimmy Eat world - QMU
Seafood - QMU
My Vitriol - Jarvis hotel Aberdeen
Mo-ho-bish-o-pi - Jarvis Hotel Aberdeen
Red Hot Chilli peppers - Murrayfield stadium
System of a Down - Barrowlands
Staind - SECC
Disturbed - SECC
Godsmack - SECC
Puddle of Mudd - SECC
Millencollin - Garage Glasgow
The Donots - Garage Glasgow
The Sights - Nice'N'sleezies
The White Stripes - QMU
The Von Bondies - QMU
Sum 41 - SECC
The Offspring - SECC
Nickelback - SECC
The Eels - Barrowlands
The Juliana Theory - Moshulu
The Departures - Moshulu
Our Lady Peace - AECC
The Lost Prophets - QMU
NERD - Murrayfield stadium
Limp Bizkit - SECC
The Strokes - Barrowlands
Mass - King Tuts Wah Wah Hut
The Ponorphans - King Tuts Wah Wah Hut
The Glitteratti - Moshulu
Black Velvet - Moshulu
Caffeine - Cathouse
8 page pull out - Cathouse
Mull historical Society - Strathclyde Onion
Alice Cooper - SECC
Thunder - SECC
Blue gum ears - Grant Arms Fochabers and Bogney Arms by Huntly
The Utah Saints - Barrowlands
HIM - Carling Academy
Pendulum - Kef
Idlewild - Music hall Aberdeen
DJ Shadow - Barrowlands
Plus many many support bands long gone and forgotten about now. I'll add more when I remember them - most of these were 4+years ago. Only been to 6 or so gigs since!
I had the chance to go see Johnny Cash once but never took it because I only knew ring of fire back then. Gutted, truly gutted that I never went, that would have been the most awesome experience ever.
Rockness is the only festival I have ever been to. There I've seen -
Chemical Brothers
Carl Cox
Fat Boy Slim
Daft Punk
Some naked mexican dude, El presidenty...
....Yeah pretty much too canned to remember seeing much else there...0 Comments 308 weeks
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Johnny T10/28/10OMG... this girl is naked on her msn cam. Shes trying to set a record for most msn cam views.... hit her up on SudiePumarejoiouru@hotmail.com, its her msn messenger name
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Johnny T10/25/10
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Miss L Fire1/17/10Well hellooo wolvie
sorry ive been shit at keepin in contact lately my fones been gay, ive managed to scrounge a months free line rental off it tho so it aint that bad i spose lol! we shall hopefully go out for a pint before my oporation coz i doubt ill be out for a while aftor that! lol hope your fine mr! missin the banter x
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Amy12/8/09im not really sure wat i have left without looking at the book if i give u the shops number u could fone and make the appointment to suit, its 01261 815364
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Amy12/8/09
thursday is usally late nyt usally finish at 7 then
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Lisa Mckinnon11/22/09Yeah the photo would be from last friday night, after i had a small tumble lol!!! think i spent most of my night on the deck like!! ha ha ha nae like ma!!! all part o the fun though!! weekend aff!!! dinna think i allow that like xx
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Lisa Mckinnon11/19/09
Ha ha ha! My weekends are planned as soon as the previous one has finished lol!! Think it's Buckie on Friday for a change and just good old Banff on Saturday night.... Boring i know, but i am sure i can cause some havoc along the way!!! So if your off this weekend where will you be heading?? You'd never catch me working weekends! Roll on 12 the morns afternoon, when my weekend begins!! can't wait xx
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Lisa Mckinnon11/18/09
Friday is a bit of a blank!!! Don't remember talking to you lol! How bad is that? But there wasnt no hangover on Saturday morning so it wasnt that bad in the end i spose!!! ha ha! Think i fell over like a million times on Friday night and that aint no exaggeration!! Oooooooo nae so good! am guessing that your boss wasn't to happy with you when he got hold of you!! xxx
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Michael Middleton11/17/09Yeah, I'm going to be in Inverness on the 21st for a birthday. You looking forward to moving? I'll need to come visit the place when you get stuff sorted out. It's a pity you ain't moving to Aberdeen really, but yeah you are right it can be a bit crap in town. Inverness might have a better night life... P.S. Sweet mother of god, have mercy!
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Andrew L11/8/09
No I was wanting to rent a fat chick from you as I cant get nothing else! Was being funny but it didn't happen! So imma head to bed now in shame and get some kip, prepare myself for another long day at the office. 7:30 I always plan to wake up by but my neighbours like to wake me up an hour earlier with the headboard! grrr 7 hours till I start banging on the ceiling again...
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Andrew L11/8/09
How much would you accept off me for one of your fat chicks?
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Andrew L11/8/09
oh me, what a long day at the office! Could be a long week for the both of us.
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11/6/09
Miss L Fire
really wolverine,theres nae need to drool ovor my bebo page
its nithin exciten! lol thats a cool deal kord has given you, i really want my own sink again but i cant afford it on my shady wage. well if your nae out this weekend im sure we can meet up for a beer and i can kick your ass at pool *im really shite* btw. A HOT TUB!? wtf, is kord a pimp? lol only someone that works offshore has a speedboat. shauns got it into his head he wants to work offshore as a ROV driver....yeah thats what i thought. lol im nae listenin to him untill it actually happens, was only a year ago he was gunna whisk me away on a working holiday to newzeland...im still waiting...lol! ima find you on facebook. mind you, im nae a big fan, im barely on it, but just for you...i supose! Hope your havin a ace week. im off work today, stupid stomach problems.took one of my mums crazy painkillers and i felt all floaty n giggly lol went to bed for an hour and ended up sleeping for 4 hours. anyway! speak soon mr!
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Miss L Fire11/3/09
everythings acceptable with the boys
just be yoursel, you canna keep quiet because your scared incase someone says something against it. fuck abdy else! you n craig are loads alike, your both ace bantor but really shy. you did come outa your shell futher through the night. it was terrible how much craig was appologising he did it the last time i was out with him aswell just the way he is i supose, someone told me that being to appologetic all the time was a sign of weakness, and for some reason it made me stop lol i nevor appologise anymore, so now i just seem like an arrogant arse.
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Miss L Fire11/3/09
lol you have to get drunk this weekend if your abandoning abdy afterwards
shauns life is the same, he canna plan anything ither coz he always gets called into work n stuff, its rubbish this whole working business isnt it!? anyway back to the important stuff... FIT are you doin movin to inverness!? its a ace place n'all n we spoke about it on saterday BUT you canna leave aftor this weekend because im working alll weekend so i winna see you before you go!! this is the worst cenario evor. wait. me shaun n craig can come up n party with you in invorness! its really shit that your leaving after i just actually started to speak to you,your ace bantor!
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11/3/09
Miss L Fire
ooh errr, i woulda spelt it the proper way but i wanted to enphesize the EEEN bit,just doesnt cut it with a IIINEEE. i couldnt of told the difference between pretending or if you were actually grumpy.i woulda been grumpy too
i drank faaaar too much vodka, i nevor drink vodka lol maybe next time you shouldnt drive n actually get drunk with us you are a ace laugh, although i did feel quite guilty coz for some reason i always feel like i really annoy you and craig lol maybe its just coz your both quite quiet! shauns just pleased hes made anothor farmer friend. haha! x
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11/3/09
Miss L Fire
WOLVEREEEEEEEN! (i just had to one last time) thankyou millions for taken me n shaun home on sunday
your ace fun! hope i didna annoy you too much! mucho love! x
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Craig Scott11/2/09yo, lol, sorry min (last time eh)... was pretty buckled on saturday/sunday like, shouldn't have drunk so much whiskey. I had a good night anyway. Thanks very much for taking me home the next day man, very much appreciated! hope all well dude.
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Dave Ewen11/1/098.45am!? What were you doing til that time amigo
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Stephen Ferguson10/25/09sorry man forgot to reply, were up in shetland and weve left kayrin our flat, wize.
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The-Vert 1 Replyha ha ha ha.
The Texican 0 RepliesThat joke never grows old, almost as funny as "oh, look you've dropped your smack"...alas there is only one person that probably knows what the hell I am on about just now and I'm guessing its not you!
Gandalf fights the velociraptors tae fuck.
Elmo Cutthroat 4 Replies