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Me, Myself, and I
I'm Mark O'Sullivan.I'm whatever age you want me to be?I'm tall,fast,strong and have messy hair!copyrighted

Clare is crazy full stop.

And yes i know i'm in the wrong coutry!

[X] Stay out all night(Dary,Andy,Simon,Evin & Alex)
[X]Watch the sun rise
[x] Go to a concert
[X]Go to a concert and mosh
{X] Go to a good house party
[X] Go the gym more than once
[X] Hang out in new places
[ ] Read Scar Tissue or another book
[ ] Get more drum lessons
[X]Walk some of the luas tracks
[ ] Do a Pop Vault
[X] Land a Front Flip on a trampoline
[X] Do parkour
[ ] Do parkour in Dun Laoighre more than twice (1)
[ ] Do parkour enough that I feel that I'm better
[X] Finish the Junior Cert without dying
[X]Pass maths(C)
[X] Go to the beach
[X] Go on a jam 10 times(13)
[X] learn to wheele
[ ] Get a job
[X] Have someone read this(Alex)
[X] Lie on the grass somewhere for at least an hour
[X] Go to the library
[ ] Buy something worth more than €100
Music
AC/DC, Adema, Aerosmith, Alien Ant Farm, Amber Pacific, Angels & Airwaves, Anti-Flag, Arctic Monkeys, Atreyu, Audioslave, Autopilot Off , Avenged Sevenfold, Bad Religion, Black Tide, Blink 182, Bloc Party, Boom Boom Satellites, Boxcar Racer, Bowling For Soup, Brown Brigade, Buckethead, Chronic Future, Crazy Town, Disturbed, Donots, Dope, Eighteen Visions, Escape The Fate, Fall Out Boy, Finger Eleven, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, From First To Last, Gob, Go Betty Go, Guns N' Roses, Gym Class Heroes , Hot Chip, Helloween, Iggy Pop, Iron Maiden, Jimmy Eat World, Kiss, Klaxons, Korn, Letter Kills, Linkin Park , Local H, Maxeen, Metallica, Midtown, Moments In Grace, Motorhead, Motion City Soundtrack, Mudmen, Mushroomhead, My Chemical Romance, New Found Glory, Nerf Herder , Nickelback, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Motiv, Nofx, Nothingface, Oasis, Papa Roach, Paramore, Pennywise , Phil Collins, P.O.D., Powerman 5000, Puddle Of Mudd, Ramones, Rammstein, Red Hot Chili Peppers
Films
Anything good
Scared Of
i dono
Happiest When
doing fun or crazy things
More Music
Reggie and the Full Effect, Rise Against, Rob Zombie, Rooster, Rose Tattoo, Sahara Hotnights , Scars On Broadway, Seether, Sex Pistols, Silent Drive, Silent Civilian, Simple Plan, Skid Row, Slash's Snakepit, Slipknot, Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, Spacehog, Spineshank, Sr71, Static-X, Story Of The Year, Straight away, Sugarcult , Sum 41, Superbutt, System Of A Down, The Blank Theory, The Bouncing Souls, The Chemical Brothers, The D4, The Darkness, The Enemy, The Explosion, The F-Ups, The Fuggees, The Killers, The Living End, The Ordinary Boys, The Panic Channel, The Vandals, The Von Bondies, The White Stripes, The Wombats , The Who, The Zuntons, Van Halen, Velvet Revolver, Wade, Yellowcard
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  • Chuck Norris

    1. Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive
    erection. There were no survivors.

    2. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

    3. When Chuck Norris drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny.

    4. When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy *rap!
    That's Chuck Norris!" Then she had had sex with him. At that
    point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

    5. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the
    syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

    6. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

    7. The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Chuck Norris and forgot to pay him back.

    8. Chuck Norris can count backwards from infinity.

    9. Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fu*k down.

    10. When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets David instead.

    11. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever
    defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

    12. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

    13. In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest
    anyone has ever come to matching him.

    14. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

    15. Chuck Norris is the reason why Wally is hiding.

    16. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

    17. You are what you eat. That is why Chuck Norris's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.

    18. Chuck Norris once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even
    touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.

    19. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

    20. If you were to lock Chuck Norris in a room with a guitar,
    a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would
    sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this David replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.

    21. On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky
    child to be thrown into the sun.

    22. Chuck Norris doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his *ock in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while
    fu**ing another.

    23. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself
    up, he's pushing the Earth down.

    24. Whenever Chuck Norris puts out a cigarette, he throws it in slow motion into a long line of gasoline and calmly walks away
    as an inferno erupts behind him.

    25. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire
    spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

    26. Chuck Norris coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse"
    after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

    27. Chuck Norris haunts Freddy Krueger's nightmares.

    28. The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Chuck Norris punched himself in the face.

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    The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd.

    1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

    2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
    (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
    (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
    (c) After wrecking your boss's car.
    (d) When she is using her teeth.

    3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

    4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

    5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

    6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

    7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at ! a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

    8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

    9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

    10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

    11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... And it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

    12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

    13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

    14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

    15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

    ! 16: Wom en who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

    17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

    18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

    19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

    20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

    21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
    a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
    b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
    c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

    22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imp! ercepti ble nod is all the conversation you need.

    23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

    24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.

    25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

    26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

    27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

    28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.

    I hope this clears up any confusion,
    The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd

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    Mick McCarthy
    When i was young i ran into Mick McCarthys legs in Dublin Airport. I dont remember it but id say it was a magical moment.
    The End.

    haha

    Man: Doctor, I've broken my leg.

    Doctor: I'm afraid it is a very bad break. You will never walk again.
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    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been
    killed.
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    A man walks into a pub.

    He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
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    Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?

    She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly
    low self-esteem.
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    What do you call a cat with no tail?

    A manx cat.
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    Why do undertakers wear ties?

    Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their
    appearance has a degree of gravitas.
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    How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?

    One.
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    Why do women fake orgasms?

    Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.
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    Two men are sitting in a pub.

    One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men
    coming in and out of your wife's house.'

    The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitue to subsidise her
    drug habit.'
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    Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out
    and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders
    off.
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    Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?

    Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell
    pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.

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    funny things to do in an elevator

    1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
    2)Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
    3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
    4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
    5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Gregg. How's your day been" 6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up,then scream,"That's mine!"
    7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
    8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
    9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
    10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
    11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
    12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
    13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
    14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
    15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
    16) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
    17) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,
    18) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
    19) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,without getting off.
    20) Sta

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My result is: armed robberrey. may 16th

you are alone in a house worth millions with things in there that are worth billions. but its not your house. your babysitting for a friend.(you are looking after a 16 month year old) you have put the baby to sleep and are watching tv. you hear the back door open. and walk slowly to it. someone grabs you and puts there hand over your mouth. you struggle to get out but hes looked you in his arms. you then see other men looking around the house. the man who is holding you puts a gun to your neck. he demands the safe. you tell him it is not your house and dont no where the safe is. but he doesnt believe you. you then hear the other men shouting KILL HER its to late to escape. he pulls the trigger you try to escape. but its to late..........
i wonder what happended to the baby.
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