TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Richard P. Bell (a.k.a. The beard with an idiot hanging off it)
Birthday: 20th May
Birthplace: Cheltenham. Probably in a hospital, I can't really remember, I was probably drunk.
Current Location: Cheltenham (back to my roots)
Eye Color: Green with those weird black freckles that are apparently the sign of satan.
Hair Color: What part of the body are you refering to here? Just kidding, my hairs brown...ish.
Height: 5' 8" ish?
Right Handed or Left Handed: I'm right handed (It's more optimistic).
Your Heritage: A bit of everything but German, just found out I'm quite Scottish.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Shoes are for losers
Your Weakness: Women with their deceitful, cunning, machiavellian ways.
Your Fears: The usual: sharks, being possessed by the spirit of Roy Orbison, most kinds of flesh eating virus, infact anything that can inflict vast amounts of pain and/or death.
Your Perfect Pizza: Anything, I'm the least fussy eater i know and I know 3 people.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Well not dying's in the top 10, I know , creating some sort ferret-goat mutant who would be magnetic and called Sebastian.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Either: STOP SAYING LOL!!!, gopher tit, byeeeeee,k, pro-vo, laterz potaterz or have fun, get smart,buy some sort of small decorative pig.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Eww not again. Hehe I'm funny.
Your Best Physical Feature: Stomach probably, though I think I'll always have a soft spot for the bit behind my knee that has no name.
Your Bedtime: Depends on the circumstances if you get what I mean. WOOF! I dunno between 11.30pm-1.30am on average
Your Most Missed Memory: My grandad, having absolutely no worries and having a girlfriend (man, that sounds lame).
Pepsi or Coke: Coke I spose but I'm not a fussy drinker either...which might explain why I was drinking brake fluid last night.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Walking straight into a grave would save the tedious process of eating plastic
Single or Group Dates: Never been on a group one tbh
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Gone off vanilla, only a select few know why.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Depends, what are you having?
Do you Smoke: Only when I'm on fire...
Do you Swear: Rarely, I do it more for effect than anything.
Do you Sing: Yes, though quality varies considerably.
Do you Shower Daily: Daily is such a vague term.
Have you Been in Love: Aye once, that went tits up.
Do you want to go to College: No! shite too late.
Do you want to get Married: Why this is so sudden, I...I...I do.
Do you belive in yourself: I'm not 100% on my nuclear bomb disarming skills atm.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yeah, any continuous, repetitive rocking motion makes me wanna hurl. Hehe
Do you think you are Attractive: Meh, I think I'm better off than the Elephant Man, true that's not sayin much, but I'm not really complaining. I'm average I guess/hope.
Are you a Health Freak: I used to be, but not really anymore, still do a loada running and do the odd bit of weight training and eat fairly well, however I'll be the first to admit I am occasionally partial to gorging myself on lard when I'm too drunk to cook.
Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes not always, I know what I know, I know what I know, I know what I knowwwww.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, yes I do..other than when I'm playing golf
Do you play an Instrument: Yes many. All very badly.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: If by alcohol you mean toilet duck, then only the once.
In the past month have you Smoked: After singeing an eyebrow I smoked a little yeah.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: If by drugs you mean television then still no.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Nope.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Not a Mall as such, no.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I ate a ch