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Rónán McKee

a heavy base line is my kind of silence!! :)

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Rónán McKee
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Riverside muther fu*kers!!!!
Me, Myself, and I
HA BO!!
My name is Ronan, most people call me JOLLY...
I am the Jolly-one, sent to earth to spread jollyness..
As most people will tell u, after sittin havn a wee sup with me, u 2 will be infected with the 'jolly virus'

I set this up to keep in touch with everybody that has left the emerald isle, & so i can put sum fool pics up too.

HA BO
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most kinds, esp old/new dance. luv listnin to all d radio 1 dance shows & new music...
Films
Pulp Fiction, Snatch, Scar Face, Shawshank, Heat, Blow, Layer Cake, wedding Crashers, Anchorman, Blades o Glory, Dumb & Dumber, Meet the fockers... etc.. u get the idea
Sports
Soccer, GAA, Bita Snooker, Most o them really ... except golf & cricket
Scared Of
being sensible.. o the thought of it
Happiest When
airblocked... talking shite.. fooln about & bein JOLLY

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    • Rules of pooing at work


      As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POO is inevitable. For those who hate pooing at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.

      CROP DUSTING – When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone gets a whiff but doesn’t know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.

      FLY BY – The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooing. Walk in and check for other pooers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

      ESCAPEE – A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poo in a cubicle. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you didn’t hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

      JAILBREAK – When forcing a poo, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhoea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the cubicle until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

      COURTESY FLUSH – The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poo hits the water. This reduces the amount of airtime the poo has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

      WALK OF SHAME – Walking from the cubicle, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

      OUT OF THE CLOSET POOER – a colleague who poos at work and is proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooer enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooer before entering the bathroom.

      THE POOING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N) – A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooing goes off without incidents. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Pooers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.

      SAFE HAVENS – A seldom-used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite gender. This will reduce the odds of a pooer of your gender entering the bathroom.

      TURD BURGLAR – Someone who does not realise that you are in the cubicle and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poo at work. If this occurs, remain in the cubicle until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

      CAMO-COUGH – A phoney cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a cubicle. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

      ASTAIRE - A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a cubicle. This will remove all doubt that the cubicle is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooer can poo in peace.

      WATERMELON – A poo that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

      HAVANAOMELET – A case of diarrhoea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Ca

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      Long time no speak lad, what u been up to?

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      Lookin well jolly lookin well :L

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      Long time no c...werre hav u n donna been hidin?? well needa get wee nite out soon!!:)

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      As regards yer savage bebopic, is that an apparition of myself the Bishop Brennan in yer skirting boards???, i better bend over and have a closer look to check :L

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      check out flash box magic tune!!!!!!

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