One night a man had a dream. He dreamed
he was walking along the beach with the LORD.
Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.
For each scene he noticed two sets of
footprints in the sand: one belonging
to him, and the other to the LORD.
When the last scene of his life flashed before him,
he looked back at the footprints in the sand.
He noticed that many times along the path of
his life there was only one set of footprints.
He also noticed that it happened at the very
lowest and saddest times in his life.
This really bothered him and he
questioned the LORD about it:

"LORD, you said that once I decided to follow
you, you'd walk with me all the way.
But I have noticed that during the most
troublesome times in my life,
there is only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why when
I needed you most you would leave me."

The LORD replied:
"My son, my precious child,
I love you and I would never leave you.
During your times of trial and suffering,
when you see only one set of footprints,
it was then that I carried you."

Sorry man if my shit offends
Fuck it I’m not we ain’t even friends
You might be a mean Mc
But you ain’t got shit on me
You dis my hair
And say I’m the size of a bear
But your hair makes you look like a fag
Fag!
Hag!
Yeah that’s you last girl
Sorry Babes ya fucked a queer
Queer dere now pass me a beer
Lil’s convinced I fancy you
But fuck man that shit ain’t true
I wouldn’t touch you with a ten-foot pool
Me shag you ergh pass me a bowl
I wouldn’t do you coz I fink you gay
Not that I’m disin your sexuality J
You dis my size
But I’m the main prize
I lost nearly 2 stone
What you gonna do about being small dick prone
Ya walk around in ya poofy jeans and shirt
Acting like one big flirt
Its al to cover the fact that you like cock
And ya rather be wearing a frock
You belong on animal planet
Bet ya wish ya name was Janet
Yeah that’s right you wanna be a tranie
And ya mum eats animal fanny
So shut your mouth you stupid dick
Bet you thought I was thick as shit
Ya rhymes are crap you piece of trash
Cause tonight bungle j you got thrashed

Biatch